Fuck it, I'm a man!
I uncover my damn eyes from my awkward smelling fingers, and just watch in a daze.
It would be disrespectful to not watch, right? Right?
You might not notice with all the shit going on, but these two look so sinful, and as drawn in an anime, you just can't enjoy this.
I hope my face doesn't look extra stupid right now. (No, just normal stupid.)
Phew~! I take a deep breath and say...
"Thank you both for doing this for me. I wasn't feeling well last night, and I feel like it is now far in the past."
"Was it to override bad memories with good ones? Thanks again, but please explain this to Tsubaki for me, because I don't know how to break it to her... Thanks!"
Akeno squinted her eyes at me, and asked.
"Do you want me to tell her the truth or a lie?"
I say righteously!
"What kinda dumb ass question is that? Of course the truth!"
Akeno puts her finger on her lips and tells me.
"Oh... Then I will tell Tsubaki that I may be falling for her boyfriend, and wanted to see what it was like to be naked with him?"
What the fuck!
I say righteously!
"I think I just said to lie, right?!"
Akeno laughed, and the damn mountains shook and rolled... Is this affecting me with hypnotism? Damn, so nice!
Rias said to calm me.
"Don't worry, Mat. I sent both Sona and Tsubaki a circle about your fight, and we would bring you home, and do not worry!"
I think to myself...
"Damn Rias is so smart and thoughtful! I think I love her now!"
I say to Rias with a bow in the bed...
"Thanks for covering my ass, President!"
Akeno sighs, and says to Rias.
"Ara~ara, Rias that sure did sound like a love confession! Awwww, but I guess he gave me one last night, when he said he would protect and love me!"
She is swooning back and forth, with her hands on her cheeks, and swaying melons!
Rias thinks and says...
"I guess he did say it out-loud, but he didn't say it to me? I don't know? Maybe if he asks, I might say, yes?"
She is head tilting with one finger on her chin!
Oh, I seem to be petrified with my mouth open.
I mutter...
"Do I love them?!"
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Both Rias and Akeno looked at the broken Matsuda, mumbling shit he just doesn't remember...
Akeno asks.
"Rias, do you think he realizes what he said?"
She looks to her King.
"That he is talking out loud again? Nope! He seems out of it... It's strange that I seem to be the only person he does this around? I can't explain it!"
Rias just smiles at her silly Pawn.
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A short while later, my brain was normal again, and we all dressed, then went down for breakfast....
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Hey look at that...
I'm sitting in the fucking middle of Rias and Akeno again!
Is this anime world fate?
This is the luck anime Issei always had!
In the end, we had a normal meal together.
My parents are barraging both girls about our club activity and the like.
I did tell Rias not to alter my parent's minds... It isn't like they saw Devil wings or anything.
They just saw their Son being a 3-timer!
I can live with that.
As long as the supernatural is unknown, I will just live with the shame I have in fact earned!
Afterward, both girls toured my garden...
Akeno and Rias just ate it all up!
That ended well... I guess?
The dog however, kept on giving mounting advice and timing, for maxim obedience... to keep the bitches in line.
So awkward for me!
Before Akeno left, she made sure to give me a slightly too-intimate hug and kiss on my cheek, in front of my Dad.
And he just couldn't take it... and feinted!
Damn... She is good!