[Lumina (CV: Lumina) will make her live debut on Bilibili tonight at 8 PM! Come join us for some playful teasing (crossed out) ... or just to show your support!]
In the real world, at precisely noon, the official [ Honkai: Star Rail ] account retweeted this announcement, instantly sparking heated debate.
[miHoYo: the young generation's punctual clock!]
[Wait a minute... Lumina (CV: Lumina)? I'm sorry, maybe I'm just too out of touch. My brain is shrinking a bit.]
[No wonder they didn't credit the voice actor in the character trailers! Turns out it was Lumina herself all along (crying and laughing).]
["Playful teasing," heh heh heh... I'll be anything but gentle tonight!]
[You guys can't handle the "playful teasing." Let me show you how it's done. (perverted grin)]
"Come on, tell me what that 'playful teasing' nonsense means!"
Lumina, scrolling through her phone in her hotel room, watched the system's announcement and the ensuing forum frenzy. Her beautiful face instantly darkened.
[It's marked as "crossed out," right? Don't worry about such trivial details.]
The system remained unfazed by Lumina's sour expression, instead offering a "very helpful" explanation.
"Heh." Lumina scoffed coldly. She desperately wanted the system to retract the statement, but seeing the overwhelming response in the comments section...
Whatever, let them tease me. The more elaborate their antics, the better for boosting my popularity online. Lumina thought to herself. Besides, they can't even find me anyway—we're in different Cosmoses. All they can do is yap online. o( ̄▽ ̄*)ブ*
The idea of these faceless, intangible figures getting worked up amused Lumina.
With that, Lumina dismissed the matter. She pointed to an empty space in the room and signaled to the System in her mind: Hurry up! Deploy my computer setup, register a Bilibili account, and activate the live stream channel. I'm ready to start!
[All done.]
The System was delighted to see Lumina finally "getting to work." In mere seconds, a complete live streaming setup materialized before her.
The monitor even displayed a pre-registered account, waiting only for Lumina to click the mouse and start the broadcast.
Seeing this, Lumina nodded in satisfaction, her impression of the System improving slightly.
"Now, let's just wait quietly for 8 PM to arrive."
Lumina sat down at the computer desk, poised and ready, as if she were about to enter a fierce battle.
[Go for it, you fickle Big Sister who loves sticking close to beautiful girls!]
Lumina: ?!
In Reality, it was soon 8 o'clock in the evening.
In the live stream of a streamer named Lumina on the Bilibili platform, thousands of people were already waiting.
The popularity was constantly rising, and the comment section was exceptionally lively, but... as time went on, the comments gradually became less serious...
[Lumina's CV is Lumina, since they have the same name, do they look the same too?]
[I don't care if they're the same or not, I'll call her first to show my respect! Mommy Lumina, Mommy Lumina, Mommy Lumina! Step on me! Step on me! Step on me!]
[Mommy Lumina, I'm here to tease you]
[Wow, you're all so perverted, I... I love it! Mommy Lumina, can you scold me harshly with your gentle voice? My name is Nungfu!]
[Nungfu, nice to meet you in this way, but sorry... Mommy Lumina should scold me first, because I accidentally made a mistake yesterday, my name is Xiangoupa, Mommy Lumina must scold me harshly, I'll be satisfied if you scold me for being a pervert!]
["You guys are such perverts! I feel so out of place here... One wants to be teased, another wants to be stepped on, and a few others want to be scolded. I'm the odd one out—I just want to be thoroughly trained by Mommy Lumina..."]
"Ahem, hello everyone! I'm Lumina, the voice actress for Lumina. I'm so glad to be starting this live stream at this time and getting to know all of you!"
Just as the comments in the live stream were reaching peak degeneracy, Lumina, who had been lurking in the chat, finally couldn't take it anymore.
Goddamn it, you bunch of perverts! This is my debut live stream, and if you ruin it with your insane comments, I hope you get stuck with 180 pulls to hit pity every single day!
To prevent her live stream from being shut down prematurely, Lumina had no choice but to start it early.
The moment Lumina's gentle, enchanting voice—so mesmerizing it could make your ears feel pregnant—filled the air, the rapidly scrolling comments froze instantly into an eerie silence.
A second later...
[Huff... Huff... Huff... Yes... I'm sorry, I'm about to start sinning!]
[Is that all? I really don't understand why you guys are so bewitched by a woman's voice (confused face). As modern youths, we should be thinking about how to contribute to our nation's development and how to contribute to humanity's grand plan to explore the stars and seas!]
[Mommy Lumina understands me! She's even streaming live with her original voice! I'm in love! (heart eyes)]
[Lumina doujinshi—top-tier quality! ¥100 per volume! You won't lose out; you won't get scammed!]
[Holy doujinshi vendor! Making that much money? Used to be ¥5 or ¥10, now ¥100? Any openings? Can I get in on this?]
[Good evening, Mommy Lumina!]
"Mm, good evening to you too."
Seeing these rather inappropriate comments flooding the screen, Lumina's face instantly darkened.
I'm not even a pervert! Why are all these Lumina simps such perverts...?
Lumina was utterly baffled, unable to even begin to understand. How could someone as holy and perfect as herself attract such a crowd of obsessive and twisted fans? [ /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ ]
[ "I really do prefer March 7th, Asta, and the others," ] Lumina thought to herself, even considering ending the stream right then and there to go find them... But when she saw one final, normal greeting in the comment section, her mood lifted slightly, and she replied to it.
["Good evening, wifey."]
["Good evening, Mommy."]
["Good evening, Master."]
["? "]
"I don't have any special talents, and I'm not sure what to stream. But since Version 1.2 just updated, let's play through the story!"
Ignoring the slightly strange greetings, Lumina tapped her small hand on the screen to launch Honkai: Star Rail.
"Perfect timing! Version 1.2 is the climax of the Xianzhou storyline. Everyone in the comment section, please no spoilers! I'll cry if you do!"
[Streamer, trust me, the plot's going to blow your mind! Lumina is actually the Aeon of Abundance, and she came to the Luofu to propose marriage to the Aeon of The Hunt!]
[You're spouting nonsense! Streamer, Streamer, the mastermind behind everything is Jing Yuan! Lumina is actually the Luofu's Divine Foresight General! She was framed and betrayed by Jing Yuan, forced to abdicate and leave the Xianzhou... Now that the three-year term has expired, the General has returned! Version 1.2 will be the story of Lumina settling scores and becoming the Luofu's General!]
[I'm seriously done with you guys! Why are you bullying the Streamer? Lumina is the Xianzhou's ultimate villain, her true identity is a Lord Ravager! Her real name is Rukkhadevata, and her goal is to plunge the Xianzhou into self-destruction, obtain the Ambrosial Arbor, and then propose marriage to Jing Yuan...]
[I'm a History Fictionologist, and I've authenticated this—it's all History Fiction! (Laughing while covering face)]
As Lumina scrolled through these "History Fictions," the corner of her mouth twitched. If she hadn't known the whole truth, she "might have actually" fallen for their elaborate lies...