Total
Drama
Action
But Justin found his jaw dropping in response. But…how was that possible?! "W-What?!" Justin shouted as he stood up from his seat. How could this be?! Heather and Ronnie Anne said that Lindsay would be on the chopping block! "I thought…we agreed…this can't…"
"Can't what Justin~" Ronnie Anne asked with a smirk.
"Surely you saw this coming~?" Heather followed up as she let out an evil chuckle.
"…" And it all came to Justin. They tricked him…they set him up by trying to reassure him. Glaring heatedly at them, Justin began storming off. "Fine…Fine I see how it is! But now you both made a huge mistake! You're gonna regret this!"
"I doubt that," Heather and Ronnie Anne laughed as Justin entered the Lamosine in a huff before driving away forever.
"Aw bloody hell…" Jasmine sighed out, standing up in a slump.
"Sorry Jasmine," Bridgette apologized, feeling bad for having voted for their friend. "We still like you but…"
"No, no, I get it," Jasmine reassured her team there were no hard feelings as she smiled at the Gaffers and adjusted her hat. "Thanks for having me on mates, was a real pleasure gettin' to work with ya,"
But as Jasmine was walking down the carpet of shame towards the lamosine, someone called out to her. "Jasmine wait!" Jasmine looked behind her to see DJ running towards her, managing to catch her before she got into the lamosine. "There's…There's something I need to tell you!"
"What is it DJ?" Jasmine asked as she looked down at DJ with a raised brow.
"…" DJ was about to open his mouth to say something. But he then remembered his talk with Chef. No fancy stuff, just pulling from the heart. So instead of saying anything, DJ grabbed Jasmine by her shoulders and-
SMOOOOCH!
Jasmine was caught off guard by DJ colliding his lips with her own in a deep kiss. "Aaaawwww!" Dawn, Bridgette, Izzy, and Lindsay let out in unison.
"Alright!" Lincoln and Harold both cheered for the brickhouse.
"Hehe, atta boy," Chef nodded at the sight in approval.
Soon DJ parted from Jasmine, leaving the Australian flustered and stunned. "I'll, hehe, s-see you later," DJ told her, his face also really red but the brickhouse managed to keep a confident look. "M-Maybe…on a date?"
"Y-Yeah…sure mate…" Jasmine let out as she soon formed a rather giddy smile and held her cheeks. "Oh wowie…" And with that, Jasmine entered the lamosine with it driving her away from Action as DJ waved her off smiling.
"Huh, what do you…" But Heather soon cut herself off as her eyes widened in horror…no…no it can't be…Chris couldn't possibly be talking about…that could he? "Wait…you don't mean…"
"Guess what's back everyone~? It's Sudden Death baby~!" Chris dropped the bombshell on everyone, making all the contestants' eyes widened as they gasped at the information. "That's right everyone! Hope you weren't getting too cozy with reward challenges because those are out and sudden death is in! Get last in a challenge, do something wrong, or just get unlucky, and it's curtains for you with no chance of saving your butt!"
"Haha…Hahahahahah!" Soon Ronnie Anne began to laugh loudly as a feeling of relief came over her. Looks like she wasn't going home after all! "Who's safe now~!"
"B-But…I placed third last season!" Heather stuttered out, unable to believe she was falling from the podium this hard!
"But not this season~" Chris gave her a condescending pat on the head before gesturing the queen bee to follow him. "Heather, you're done like dinner! If you'd follow me to the Lamosine please~?"
"Grrrrr…" Heather let out a vicious growl as she reluctantly did as she was told, with Ronnie Anne mockingly waving to her.
"Welp, was nice playing with you guys but we all gotta go sometime!" Izzy gave everyone a farewell, wrapping Dawn in one more hug, before the psycho hose beast pulled out a smoke bomb. "Izzy out! Peace!"
POOF!
And in a puff of smoke, Izzy disappeared from sight. "Impressive!" Lincoln let out with a grin, always one to respect the art of a disappearing act.
"And Dawn…" Lincoln told his girlfriend, looking her in the eyes and seeing how tough this was for her. "Stay strong ok? I know you got this,"
"…Ok," Dawn managed to let out before the two connected their lips, sharing a deep kiss for a few seconds before Lincoln separated.
But right as Lincoln was about to enter the lamosine, "Wait for me!" Running up to him with a few bags in her arms was Lily, who ended up joining Lincoln in the lamosine. "I'm going with you!"
"Really?" Lincoln asked as he closed the door to the lamosine. "Are you sure?"
"Uh-huh! I came here to spend time with you after all! So you're stuck with me!" Lily told him before sticking her head out of the window. "Bye everyone! It's been fun! Bye uncle Chris! Bye uncle Chef!"
And before anyone could ask about all that the lamosine drove off. The contestants then looked towards Chef and Chris, who were watching the whole time, as they stared silently at the scene…before they held onto each other and began crying. "BWAHAHAHAHA!" The host and his sidekick cried out in unison.
In the lamosine, as they were heading towards their destination Lily took the opportunity to reach into one of the bags she brought. "Lincoln look!" Lily then pulled out a Gilded Chris award, making Lincoln's eyes widen. "I took this before I left!"
"Lily, did you take that from Chris' trailer?" Lincoln asked her skeptically.
"It's chocolate~" Lily stated as she waved it in front of him.
"…Ok let's split it," Lincoln nodded as Lily began uncovering it.
Total
Drama
Action
Aftermath
"Welcome back everyone!" We once again open up at the loser resort Hotel Des Losers and the set of the Total Drama Action Aftermath, where Courtney and Beth were on their signature couch looking towards the camera with smiles on their faces as they got ready to interview yet more of Total Drama Actions ex-contestants today. "We're here with yet another episode of Total Drama Action Aftermath! And today's show is promised to be quite the doozy! As usual I'm your host Courtney!"
"And I'm her co-host Beth!" Beth gave her usual introduction as she waved happily to the camera. "And Courtney's right, I think today's edition of the Aftermath is gonna prove to be our biggest yet! And not just because we're interviewing one more contestant than usual. But before we get to that let us again introduce our friends from seasons one and two, the peanut gallery!"
The camera then shifted to show all the past contestants with most of them giving smiles and waves to the camera. "And along with our usual gang, joining us now in the peanut gallery is Leshawna, Tyler, Trent, and Mike!" Courtney announced as the camera focused on the four the host just mentioned.
"Hey y'all!" Leshawna greeted, whipping her hair a little bit and posing for the camera. "Happy to be here, certainly beats sitting on a couch with an anvil over your head,"
"You didn't sit under it," Tyler pointed out as he rubbed his head. His head still hurts from taking said anvil too it last time.
"Speaking of which, is your head doing ok?" Mike asked as he looked over Tyler with a bit of concern. "I mean it was a freaking anvil hitting you after all,"
"Eh it's all good bro!" Tyler reassured Mike, waving off his concern. But after a second Tyler narrowed his eyes at Mike before rubbing them a bit. "Um, which one's the real you again?"
"…Eh, he's fine," Trent said with a shrug, getting Gwen to roll her eyes in amusement as she sat next to him.
"Things have been quite hectic lately at the film lot," The camera then aimed back at the two hosts of the show with Courtney beginning the recap as she explained everything that's happened the last couple of episodes. "The movie genres have been really putting our friends and enemies at the lot to the test from the intense war movie, suspenseful heist flick,"
"But we can't forget about the epic bio rock pic though, that was pretty fun!" Beth brought up with Courtney nodding in agreement. She's got a soft spot for rock and roll considering she was once part of an all girl band…granted they broke up before their first gig but she still thought they were fun. "However the Holiday movie wasn't exactly super jolly, and I don't think anyone saw what happened during the Sports Movie coming."
"Oh dear goodness, no. I sure didn't." Courtney rapidly shook her head as she and everyone else remembered what happened during the sports movie challenge. Just then the screen above them changed to show off 'said incident' as the wrestling match between Dawn and Ronnie Anne played. "Dawn delivered possibly the biggest beating in Total Drama history as she mercilessly wailed on Ronnie Anne during their wrestling match together."
"I always knew she had it in her," Duncan commented as he watched the clip up above with amusement. Sure while many others were unnerved by what happened the delinquent couldn't help but be proud of Dawn for what she pulled up. "Already got a couple million views on YouTube,"
"Nothing gets the clicks like senseless violence," Gwen commented with a small grin on her face. "Don't blame the others for being caught off guard but if you ask me Ronnie Anne had it coming."
"Hah, you got that right girl," Leshawna nodded along with a grin of her own. "Just wish it was me doin' it instead,"
"Definitely would have been more believable," Noah commented, feeling rather indifferent to the whole thing. Sure he didn't like Ronnie Anne either, but he could agree with some saying this was a tad too far but it's not like he was gonna defend her anytime soon. "But it was Chris' own fault for rigging the match making in the first place,"
"Can't say I'm surprised he did though. I mean it's Chris after all," Beth stated with everyone nodding in agreement. "But I'm glad Dawn got back on everyone else's good side though,"
"Me too Beth, that's all in the past and right now it's all about the present!" Courtney announced, causing the crowd to cheer as Courtney began announcing the contestants who will be getting interviewed today. "And today we got quite some interesting people to interview! We got two out of the three members of the Trinity of Evil Justin and the queen of mean herself Heather!"
Images of said villains then appeared on screen but they were soon followed by three pictures of other ex-contestants. "Not to mention people we actually like!" Beth followed up with getting a small snort of amusement from Courtney. "We also have Jasmine, Izzy, and Lincoln joining us here today!"
"I gotta tell you Beth, I'm really looking forward to some of these interviews today," Courtney said with a grin. But that grin soon turned into a frown as she addressed some of her opinions on what's been going down in the show lately. "But if you ask me, some of the contestants we're interviewing shouldn't even be here! They should still be in the game!"
"Of for real though! Mainly Izzy and Lincoln!" Beth stated as the TV changed to show the clip of Izzy offering the super alliance to vote herself off. "Izzy was so nice in offering to get voted off when Bridgette didn't want everyone to vote off Geoff."
"Izzy's just that nice," Owen said, speaking up for his girlfriend. "Sure I like getting to see her here now but I still think it sucks she lost out on winning,"
"Especially since Geoff did nothing to return the favor to Bridgette or anyone else in the super alliance," Beth said bitterly as the clip on the TV then changed to the now infamous scene of Geoff allowing Lincoln to fall off the snowy hill during the Christmas movie challenge. "Instead he just continued being a jerk and caused Lincoln to be unfairly eliminated in the 2nd Sudden Death this season,"
"But Geoff certainty got his karma soon after," Courtney brought up as she again changed the clip to Bridgette, along with everyone else, confronting Geoff at the top of the hill. And as soon as it showed Bridgette slapping Geoff, everyone winced and let out an 'ooooooh' yet no one felt any sort of pity for the party dude, he had this coming. And soon giggles were heard as the slap was paused on and a red circle was drawn on the spot of Geoff's face that Bridgette hit. "Look, you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half."
"I think it's safe to say that this is a ship that's doomed to sink," Beth stated as she brought up a clip of a boat sinking to emphasize her point. "I know if Brady did what Geoff did, well, I don't think I'm allowed to say what I'd do on air,"
"Hm, can't blame you there, but that'll be for them all to settle on their own," Courtney stated as the TV went blank before it began showing them pictures of Justin. "For now it's time to get on with the show and our first guest of the night! But before that one quick thing, due to us having five guests instead of the usual four we won't have time to answer any viewer call today."
"Sorry folks at home," Beth apologized as she looked at the camera. "But we only got so much time to do an episode after all."
"So let's not waste that time and get on with introducing our first guest," Courtney spoke up as she began explaining the history their first guest has had with the show. "Justin came to Total Drama Action not really having much of a reputation to himself after the first season."
"Being the fourth eliminated and overall not really saying much. Though he did pull quite the devious trick during the Awake-a-Thon." Beth pointed out before the clip changed to the trick he pulled during said challenge where he painted his eyelids to make it look like he was constantly awake. "And when season 2 was announced and Justin would be one of the returning contestants he was gonna make sure he was a much bigger player than he was in season one."
"And that started with a vendetta over Lincoln which started during the tail end of the first season where Lincoln messed with him not just once, but twice," Courtney explained as a clip of Lincoln shooting Justin with paint balls was shown followed by Lincoln knocking Justin out with a branch during the Race for the Case. "And that vendetta led him to join up with Ronnie Anne's alliance, the Trinity of Evil where he would use his good looks to swoon the female members of the cast with only Dawn being immune."
"But that wouldn't last for long as over time the other girls grew resistant to his charms, eventually to the point of them just not being affected at all by it," Beth followed up with by showing a clip of Justin being tossed away by Jasmine during the war challenge. "With his main use to the team being gone, Heather and Ronnie Anne agreed to cut him loose and ended his run on Total Drama Action,"
"Our first guest today was the first Total Drama Contestant to attempt to cheat, is a professional male model, and was the first of the Trinity of Evil to be voted off," Courtney listed facts about the first contestant they would be interviewing before officially announcing him to come out. "It's Justin!"
Fanfare began playing as stepping onto the set was Justin, who waved to the crowd as he appeared. "Oh yeah, nice to see you all!" Justin said before striking some poses for the crowd as he stood in place for a bit to give a little eye candy for the cameras. "Heheh, you all like that?"
"Ahem, Justin," Courtney roughly cleared her throats as she gave the male model a deadpanned look. "It's a half hour show,"
"Well excuse me for helping out with the ratings a bit, I probably just brought in a couple thousand viewers just now," Justin bragged as he went to sit on the couch, with many of the others rolling their eyes at Justin for his antics. "So there's not some weird torture in store for me for the questions, right? My complexion suffered enough on the show?"
"Thankfully no, I think I finally got through to the producers." Courtney let out a sigh as she rubbed her temples. She was sick of all the stunts the producers were pulling to get the truth out of the contestants despite the fact they seemed more than happy to just tell the truth on their own! They didn't need a hammer or a freaking anvil of all things literally looming over them to threaten them to tell them the truth! "As far as I know they don't have anything-" But right as Courtney was saying this, she was cut off as her people began talking in her ear piece. "…I'm sorry what?"
"I think you were dreaming a bit too high Courtney," Katie spoke up, knowing that the producers weren't ones to give up that easily.
Right after that an intern came into the scene dragging something behind him. It looked like an ordinary dunk tank…but it was soon revealed to have a bunch of wild piranha's inside, making everyone gasp. And at the top of the tank written rather crudely were the words 'Truth or Piranha,'
"Uuuuuum…ya know what…I think I'm actually a pescatarian yeah, haha…" Justin laughed nervously, the handsome teen flinching as soon as he saw the carnivorous fish inside the tank and immediately fearing for his life. "So I don't really think I should be around fish, yeah," And right after he said that Beth found herself face palming at Justin's stupidity.
"Ok you know what? No! No-No-No-No-No!" Courtney yelled out as she stood up and began stomping towards the piranha tank and-
CRASH!
CRASH!
SMASH!
BANG!
SMASH!
SMASH!
BANG!
CRASH!
Everyone watched in complete shock and awe as Courtney went to town on destroying the dunk tank, even the camera had to stay focused on Beth and the Peanut Gallery as they couldn't show such acts of violence on camera. But once it was done, the camera panned back towards Courtney who was breathing heavily as she stood around the remains of the dunk tank she destroyed with the piranha's helplessly flopping for life in a pool of the remaining water. "Where are your piranha's now huh?!" Courtney yelled out towards the camera, obviously talking to the producers through it. "WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!"
"…" Everyone was stunned silent as they stared at Courtney.
"I love that woman," All except Duncan who voiced how attracted he was to the CIT right now.
"Whoooo, well…I feel a lot better now," Courtney sighed out as she smiled and calmed down before joining Beth back on the couch with both her and Justin looking at her and feeling rather frightened. "Now then, ready for your questions Justin?"
"…Promise not to hurt me if I answer truthfully?" Justin terrifyingly asked with Courtney nodding in reassurance. "Then yes! Yes I am!"
"Ok then, so we'll ask you a few of our own questions before going onto the viewer questions." Courtney explained as she took a second to fix up her messy hair before addressing Justin. "Now then Justin, why did you join up with Ronnie Anne in the first place? Sure you both had something against Lincoln but surely you should have expected something like her and Heather's betrayal coming. I mean, it's them,"
"In hindsight, yes I should have. I can agree with that," Justin nodded at that, he kinda face palmed himself later on for not realizing the two females he was allied with were playing him the night he was eliminated. If he honed onto it sooner he probably could have done something to counter it. "But as for why, well simple. I knew they were strong competitors and had skills I didn't. Teaming up with them made sure I would make it farther than I did in season one. Strength in numbers and all that,"
"And look where that got you," Beth narrowed her eyes at Justin, still bitter over the fact that he and the rest of the trinity aided in getting her to be the first one to be booted out in the season. "But I have my own question for you, still think you're hot despite the fact that none of the girls here think you're all that anymore?"
"Puh-lease, the only reason the ones back on the lot weren't affected by my looks were because that show kept messing up my face," Justin stated confidentially as he leaned back on the couch he was on and crossed his arms behind his head. "But ever since I came here I've been spending most of my time in self care and getting myself back to my old hotness and then some~ Right ladies~?"
"…" But right as Justin said that, none of the girls appeared to be swooning over him at all. Courtney was giving him a blank look while Beth was still glaring at him.
Looking over to the peanut gallery, Justin saw the same thing going on with females among them. Eva merely had her usual look on her face as she stared at Justin, Katie and Sadie were both narrowing their eyes at him, Gwen was crossing her arms and staying close to Trent, and Leshawna was shaking her head at Justin.
Even Owen wasn't giving a reaction!!
"…Anyone?" Justin desperately let out.
"…Let's move onto the viewer's questions shall we?" Courtney brought up her tablet to end the moment of awkward silence. "Ok our first question is from PopCultureFan101, to Justin, are you or are you not a potential pedophile based on the prison challenge?"
If Justin had been drinking something he would have done a massive spit take as he heard that with the rest of the peanut gallery's eyes widening. "W-What?!" Justin yelled out in horror, not able to believe what he just heard. "Is that how the internet is labeling me now?!"
"….Weeeeeeell…" Beth let out with a bit of an amused grin.
"It was a suggestion for the challenge!!! It meant nothing!!!" Justin immediately began yelling out, trying to clear up any sort of accusations that would be against him. He couldn't let a label like that be on him! It would completely destroy his modeling career and celebrity status! He had to fix this by any means necessary. "I was just trying to think of ways to escape the cell! I've never even thought about nasty stuff like that even a little bit!"
"Denying it awfully hard," Courtney couldn't help but join in as she spoke up with a small mischievous grin. "Sure you're not hiding anything~?"
"I'M NOT!" Justin yelled out as he stood up and stomped his foot on the ground. "I will not stand here and be slandered! You're going off of nothing! I am no pedo, never have been, never will be!"
"Alright, alright, we're just messing with you," Beth giggled wildly making Justin glare at the glasses wearing girl as Beth asked the next question. "Next up we have a question from BattleCry85: How does it feel to be a loser after your looks failed this season!"
"Now they're calling me a loser too?!" Justin couldn't believe the kind of accusations people were throwing his way! First he was being accused of being a pedophile and now he was being called a loser?! What kind of questions were people asking him?! Weren't these supposed to be his fans?! "What kind of baseless slander is this!?"
"I mean…your looks did kinda fail you this season," Courtney told the teen model with a deadpan look as she pointed out a part about the question that was undoubtedly correct. "They were the only thing you really had going for you and they stopped working."
"I am not a loser okay, I am a professional male model here!" Justin pointed out with a glare on his face as he refused to be called a loser despite how much he was succeeding at life. "I was famous before any of you! I've made magazine covers ok, I'm racking in the big bucks here! And I got this new hair care routine that'll take me from top tier handsome to drop dead gorgeous! You'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!"
"…" Everyone was silent in response to Justin's little…outburst, and no one knew quite what to say.
"…Let's just move onto the next question…" Beth slowly said as she looked down at the tablet and asked the teen model his final viewer question. "Calebturner2016 ask, Do you happen to have any regrets on how Ronnie Anne was using you and tricking you,"
"Finally, a REAL question," Justin crossed his arms, finally relaxing a bit after receiving a question that's not just making fun of him and throwing nasty labels his ways. "And to answer it, well yes I do. I regret not making the move first and ditching those two so I could make it further,"
"Such friendship…" Courtney let out dryly.
"I guess I should've known those two were up to something at the end of the war challenge, the first red flag was both being calm despite us losing," Justin sighed out as he continued to answer the question. "But when they said they were dumping Lindsay I thought they were serious since I know Heather's been wanting to get rid of her. But I mostly regret just not taking care of myself more, if I focused more on self care I'm sure I would have been able to continue to get the ladies to do my bidding."
"Riiiiiiight, I'm sure too." Courtney rolled her eyes and decided to let Justin live in his little fantasyland as she got ready to ask him the last question of his interview. "And finally Justin, who do you think deserves to win the million dollars?"
"Eh, I don't know…" Justin merely shrugged as he scratched his head a bit in thought. He wasn't exactly friends with anyone left and he certainly wasn't gonna vote for Ronnie Anne after she backstabbed him. "DJ I guess? He feels like he'd do the least amount of stupid things with a million bucks."
"Fair enough," Courtney shrugged, accepting Justin's answer. Can't go wrong with wanting DJ to win after all. "Thank you for your time Justin, and as usual before we move onto our next guest we have another set of unseen clips for all of you to see!"
DJ'S LEG DAY
"You ready DJ?" Chef asked as DJ followed the buff cook into what looked to be an exercise room. DJ has been doing pretty well recently and Chef was proud of that. But there was always room for improvement. And while DJ had amazing upper body strength, those skinny legs of his need some work done. So when there was a day that wasn't gonna have any challenges the buff cook took DJ aside and showed the brickhouse the training that would be in store for him today. "We're gonna put those calves of yours to the test,"
"Hm, seems simple enough," DJ shrugged and hopped onto the treadmill Chef showed him. "What do I set it to,"
"Let the machine handle that," Chef told him as he turned on the treadmill, hitting a few buttons on it causing it to turn on at a rather low speed that DJ was able to keep up with through sheer instinct. "It'll up the speed and the ramp as time goes on and you keep up with it. So just stay there and I'll whip something up to help you out with cardio,"
"Aye, Aye Chef," DJ saluted the buff cook, with Chef nodding in satisfaction before leaving the room leaving DJ alone to simply walk on the treadmill as it kept up with its rather leisurely speed. "This ain't so bad,"
But DJ would soon find that he jinxed himself by saying this as after a few moments the treadmill began speeding up. And it wasn't small either, DJ nearly ended up tripping over himself as the speed went from low to double time in seconds, the incline rising didn't help him stay balanced either. "W-Woah! Ok that's a little much!" DJ let out as he now had to put some effort into keeping up with the treadmill. "Chef! What did you set this thing to exactly?!"
And once again the treadmill's speed went up along with the incline with DJ struggling to keep up with it. "OK THAT'S TOO FAST! CHEF! CHEF!" DJ desperately called out to the buff cook to come back and fix the settings on this machine. "IT'S TOO FAST! IT'S TOO-"
CRASH!
And like that, DJ was sent flying right off the treadmill and crashed into the wall on the other side of the room. "Ooow…" DJ groaned out.
"Ouf, I know how that feels…" Beth winced in sympathy for DJ, knowing how well that feels after attempting to do the same herself when she tried exercising at the gym before. She…got into baton twirling after how that went. "But let's see if this next clip can really bring the rock on!"
THE GREAT ROCK OFF
Currently Lincoln was sitting inside the Crafts Services tent practicing his song for the upcoming challenge. He wanted to make this a good one especially given what this song was about. Chris wanted rock and roll and he was gonna get it! So after tuning his guitar Lincoln connected it to an amp and played a few notes that echoed through the tent. "Nice!" Lincoln said with a smirk.
"Nice skills Linc," The voice of Harold spoke up as he entered the crafts services tent himself after hearing Lincoln's guitar. "But you'll need more than that to beat this!" Harold then grinned as he brought up his keytar and played a few notes on it.
"Oh yeah? Well how about this?" Lincoln took the challenge with a smirk as he played more of his guitar, playing a rocking tune as he properly engaged in a musical battle with Harold.
"Bring it on!" Harold narrowed his eyes as he began shredding on his keytar, filling the tent with the sound of his epic musical skill.
And soon the two began playing their epic tunes as they tried to one up each other, and it seemed like it would go on forever until-
SNAP!
"Ah crap," Lincoln let out as one of his guitar strings broke.
"Yes! Victory!" Harold cheered for himself as he tried to play some victory tunes…only for no sounds to come out of his keytar. "Oh…"
"Batteries dead~?" Lincoln asked with a cheeky grin.
"…Yes," Harold admitted.
"Ah always sucks when that happens, believe me I know the feeling," Courtney stated, knowing how much it sucks when a guitar string suddenly breaks when you're jamming out. It really just killed the mood. "Now usually we have three clips to show you but due to us having more guests than usual, we had to cut down to make time for everyone, so I think it's about time we introduce our 2nd guest of the day!"
"And she's our biggest guest yet! Literally!" Beth stated as she began playing clips on the TV of the ever imposing yet sweet girl Jasmine. "Jasmine along with Mike and Ronnie Anne was one of three new contestants brought along for season 2 and what an impression she made!"
"With impressive height matched by her even more impressive strength, Jasmine made sure everyone knew what a powerful player she was." Courtney followed up with as the clips showed some of Jasmine's most impressive strength feats from bending a metal pole, to dominating the training part of the Sports Challenge, and bashing Ronnie Anne's face in during the fantasy challenge. "But despite this she wasn't unstoppable, she struggles quite a lot when it comes to precise and acrobatic movements, and suffers from crippling claustrophobia, even more so than Gwen,"
"But even when she went out, she didn't walk away with nothing!" Beth brought up with a giddy smile as she began playing a clip of Jasmine's elimination, specifically where DJ planted a big kiss right on Jasmine's lips. "Right as she left DJ finally confessed his feelings to Jasmine and the two are planning a super sweet date when they eventually reunite!"
"Our next guest is the tallest player in Total Drama history, has a love of overly violent cats, and is one of only 2 players to hold their own with Chef," Courtney began listing traits of the next guest before gesturing to where they would be entering. "It's Jasmine!"
The fanfare once again began playing as Jasmine entered the stage while waving to everyone as the crowd all clapped and cheered for her. "Haha, hey there mates!" Jasmine greeted with a smile…before looking down and seeing all the piranha's gasping for life on the ground. "…Are those piranhas?"
"Don't ask," Beth immediately said, causing Jasmine to raise a brow. But ultimately the Australian Amazon decided to just shrug it off and sat down next to Justin on the couch. "Jasmine, it's such a pleasure to see you here! Especially since we never really got to know each other on the show,"
"Well the pleasure's all mine mate, nice to really get to meet ya," Jasmine told Beth kindly as she held her fist out to the much shorter girl, with Beth happily returning the fist bump. "Same to you Courtney, nice to officially meet ya!"
"Well Jasmine it's nice to meet ya too," Courtney smiled as she settled by sharing a handshake with the Australian Amazon. "It's a shame I couldn't join you for competing this season, would have loved the chance to get to work with you,"
"Eh well, at least we can enjoy ourselves here," Jasmine decided to look on the bright side of things as she gestured to the hotel around them. "Been certainly enjoying myself here, sure I'm a gal that enjoys the roughness of the wild but not even I would say no to free spa treatments and an all you can eat buffet of amazing food,"
"I feel ya there girl," Courtney snapped her fingers and winked at Jasmine, completely agreeing with her on that one. But the time for casual conversation was unfortunately over now and they needed to get on with the show. "So Jasmine, must have stung getting eliminated just right before the merge huh?"
"Won't lie, yeah that kinda sucks," Jasmine frowned as she nodded her head and leaned back on the couch. Yeah it already sucked that she was eliminated in the first place but it was at least softened by DJ's show of love. But when she got to watching the episodes while she was relaxing at the hotel and seeing that the merge was the challenge right after the one where she was eliminated…yeah that did rub a bit of salt in the wound. "Was really hoping to make it a bit farther in the game but eh, that's just how the cookie crumbles I guess. No use in moping about it."
"Very mature answer Jasmine," Beth nodded, getting where Jasmine was coming. Sure she was still bitter about being the first one booted out, but that also meant she would spend a large majority of the season relaxing at the hotel and helping Courtney with the Aftermath which she really enjoyed. "So now I gotta ask, you and DJ huh~?"
"Ah I should've expected that," Jasmine rolled her eyes but it was in good nature as she smiled a bit. Yeah she fully expected to be asked about her recent relationship with the pure hearted brickhouse, it was Total Drama after all. "Ok well first of all, yep. I plan on taking him out when we see each other next time. What can I say the big bloke just worked his way into my heart."
"Well I can see why anyone would fall for DJ, he's a sweet guy," Courtney stated, understanding where Jasmine was coming from. Sure DJ wasn't really her type, before Duncan she would say she didn't really have a type, but she could definitely understand why other girls would really like DJ. "So would you say DJ is your type of guy? Did anyone else catch your eye back home?"
"Eh, not really. Most guys were pretty intimidated by me for, well, obvious reasons haha," Jasmine chuckled as she flexed her arms, showing off the strong muscles within them for all to see. Back in the peanut gallery Katie found stars coming to her eyes as she stared at Jasmine's little show. "I can't really say I have a 'type' necessarily. DJ and me just grew close and something ended up happening and now well, I'm curious to explore that more,"
"Aaaawww, that's so sweet!" Beth gushed a bit at the sheer sweetness of what Jasmine just described, causing the Australian Amazon to blush a bit in embarrassment. "Well ok, enough of that. For now at least. It's time for some viewer questions! First off, Master_of_Luis asks, if your claustrophobia didn't hinder you, what were your plans with the million dollars?"
"Aw yeah! I was hoping someone would ask this," Jasmine grinned, excited to explain what she would have done with the money if she had won. "I was planning on fulfilling a lifelong dream of mine!"
"And what's that?" Courtney asked curiously.
"Well see I've always been a fan of martial arts and stuff, I'm sure that's pretty obvious. But I also love helping out with my grandma's garden back home, helping grow all sorts of pretty flowers. It's really rewarding work," Jasmine began explaining with everything listening to the Australian Amazon. "So I kinda wanna combine the two! I wanna start my own business that's half fighting dojo, and half flower shop! And it'll be called Roses are Red, Bruises are Blue!"
"A martial arts flower shop?" Beth questioned with a raised brow before smiling a bit at the idea. "That actually sounds pretty cool!"
"Yeah it does!" Tyler yelled out from the peanut gallery with an excited look on his face, only to be met with stares from multiple people. "What? It does!"
"Aw thanks mates," Jasmine gushed at Beth and Tyler approving of their idea. Most people she told it too back home thought it was ridiculous so it was a nice change of pace. "I know it's a rather unorthodox idea but it's something I'm really passionate about doing some day!"
"Well hey, plenty of unorthodox ideas do thrive so it's far from impossible." Courtney told Jasmine in an encouraging tone. Sure the idea was a bit weird to her but quite frankly…she's seen and heard a lot weirder ideas for business and this one didn't sound all that impossible. "But I would definitely recommend trying to get into a decent business college if you're gonna do that. Lots of essential things you'll need to know."
"Yeah I know, as much as it blows ya gotta learn all the unfun stuff to make it work," Jasmine relented with raised hands with the CIT nodding in approval. "I got my eye on a few and my grades are nothing to scoff at mate,"
"Well hey, keep up the hard work and even without a million dollar prize I'm sure you'll find a way to make your dream come true!" Beth told the Australian Amazon with an encouraging look and smile before reading out the next question. "Our next question comes from Isaiah Danger, why do you have claustrophobia?"
"Oh boy…shoulda also seen that coming…" Jasmine scratched the back of her head as the memory of the origin of her fear came back to her, making her shiver. "Do you mates know what spelunking is?"
"Isn't that where you go exploring an underground cave?" Gwen asked, shaking a bit as the thought of doing such a thing occurred to her. "I don't know how some people do that…"
"Well I was one of them when I was just a wee girl, me family took us out for that one summer." Jasmine began telling the story as everyone leaned towards her to listen to it clearly. "It was going fine at first, saw some pretty cool stuff underground…but out of nowhere there was a cave in. The rest of the group managed to get away but I ended up getting buried under a ton of rocks, even broke me leg too. I was trapped under there for two hours, they just barely managed to rescue me before I ran outta air, spent a month in the hospital after that and well, been afraid of tight spaces ever since,"
"Oh my gosh!" Courtney let out as everyone gasped at Jasmine's story before giving her looks of sympathy. No one could definitely blame her for her claustrophobia now. "Man, if that happened to me I know I'd avoid tight spaces at all cost,"
"Yeah, it always just…brings me back to that…" Jasmine explained as she hugged herself for comfort a bit. "Was actually gonna tell that to DJ on the show but I kinda got cut off."
"Well hey, when you see him again I'm sure he'd be willing to talk about this with you," Courtney reassured Jasmine, knowing DJ is the kind of person who'd happily help Jasmine with any form of childhood trauma. "Now let's change the subject and move onto our last viewer question. "Cornholio4 ask, which challenges in the first season do you want to do the most and not want to do the most?"
"Ooooo, that's actually pretty interesting, I like this one!" Jasmine smiled, happy to move onto a question like this after the last one. "How many should I name?"
"How about top three and bottom three?" Beth suggested.
"Yeah ok that sounds good. Well for top three first I'd say the canoe challenge, would love to tangle with those critters from Boney island. Next I'd say the camping challenge as that just puts me in my natural element and that's when you lot first met Edward, and then I'd say the Extreme Sports challenge! Would have loved getting to participate in one of those events!" Jasmine listed her three top challenges before getting to the ones she would want no part of. "As for my bottom three, well Brunch of Disgustingness for obvious reasons, the Phobia Factor challenge because I don't even wanna know what Chris would do to me to take advantage of my claustrophobia, and finally the Spin the Bottle challenge, you lot really came up with some nasty stuff…"
"Fair but hey that's just what we were told to do. And as usual Jasmine, one last question," Courtney spoke up as they rounded out Jasmine's turn for the interview. "Who do you want to win the one million dollars?"
"Well obvious answer, but I gotta go with DJ. What kinda galfriend would I be if I didn't root for me boyfriend?" Jasmine admitted with a blush, both Beth and Courtney nodding in understanding. "But if I were to give a less obvious answer, I'd go with Dawn. She was one of me best mates on set. So I'd hope for either of them to win."
"Good answer Jasmine, thank you for your time." Courtney sent a smile towards Jasmine with the Australian Amazon tipping her hat to the host as Courtney got ready for the next segment. "Now then, before we move onto our next guest we have everyone's favorite segment! That's Gonna Leave a Mark!"
THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!
Whimsical music began playing as the usual montage of ouch began playing.
Lindsay and Harold approached each other again and like in the first round Harold was keeping up the slow motion with his speech and punches with Lindsay not bothering with any of that and easily evading all of Harold's blows. "Keep it up Harold!" Lincoln cheered on his friend with a big grin. "Show her what you can do!"
"That's the plan!" Harold smirked as he looked back at his teammates, briefly dropping the slow motion to talk to his teammates. "She won't know what hit-"
Bam!
And Harold was struck with a strong blow to the face that sent him down to the ground.
"Grrrr…" Ronnie Anne growled as she managed to stand up only to hear giggling. Turning and glaring at the source, Ronnie Anne saw Bridgette smirking at her. "Oh just wait, surfer girl! You're going down!" Ronnie Anne tried to charge at Bridgette only to trip on something on the ground.
"And you're going up~" Bridgette told the Hispanic teen before pulling out a pocket knife from her hoodie pocket, gotten from Jasmine of course, and cut a rope that was attached to her barricade.
"Huh?" Ronnie Anne's eyes widened as she saw what exactly she tripped on. A circle of rope attached to a bent down tree. "Oh you gotta be kidding-AH!" And Ronnie Anne was powerless as the trap activated, tying around her leg and yanking her up to be flung away with the aid of the tree.
Grunting a bit, Lindsay climbed up the pole leading to the power lines and managed to pull herself up to the top. Unfortunately for her that was the easy part as she then had to balance on the power lines. And if that wasn't hard enough by itself, she had to dodge bowling balls thrown by a grinning Chef. Lindsay was able to get to the halfway point rather clumsily but soon reached where the next potato damsel was hanging. Lindsay tried to reach her hands out to grab it but couldn't quite reach, and when she tried to stand on her tiptoes to reach it she nearly lost her balance on the lines. But it was all for naught anyway as-
SLAM!!!
"AH!" Lindsay let out in pain as she was struck with a bowling ball and fell to the ground…and soon after the potato damsel fell from where it was hanging and landed on Lindsay with a loud thud.
"Ooooooo!" Everyone let out in response to what Lindsay went through, minus a grinning Heather and Ronnie Anne.
Next up was Izzy and as soon as the door to the lamosine opened, Izzy flipped out landing perfectly on her feet before waving to the crowd. But as she walked down the red carpet, the first cut out appeared and flashed the camera right in her eyes and blinded the psycho hose beast. "Ah! I'm blind!" Izzy yelled out as she started wobbling around. "I'm under attack! Raaaah!!!"
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
"…It's a good thing those were fake," Chris slowly let out as he and everyone else witnessed this. "Or that'd be a lot of lawsuits."
"Charlie, Charlie, Charlie…" Lincoln repeated as his assignment was looking for a Barbie Doll for a kid named Charlie. So like everyone else Lincoln had to sort through all the boxes and find any that had Charlie's name on them. "Oh! Found one!" Standing back a bit, Lincoln opened it with thankfully no surprises jumping out allowing Lincoln to reach his hand into it and feel for whatever toy was inside. "Huh, deeper than it look-"
SNAP!
"OW!" Lincoln let out as he pulled his hand back with a mouse trap snapped on one of his fingers.
"Hah!" And laughing at his pain was none other than Geoff who was nearby and looking through the boxes as well, the party dude needing to find a race car for a boy named Johnny. "Serves ya right dude!" Geoff then opened up a box that he found and-
"HISSSSS!!!"
"AH!!!" Geoff screamed out as an angry cat leaped out of the box he opened with it quickly lunging and grabbing onto his face. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
"Ah you know seeing stuff like this really does make me remember as nice as the money is, you really can't complain about not being in the game anymore," Courtney let out with a delighted sigh with Beth giggling and nodding in agreement. Would a million bucks be nice? Well of course…but going through episode after episode of pain definitely wasn't the best time for anyone. "But as much fun as this is to watch, we still have three more people to interview so we better get a move on!"
"Right, and oh boy is our next contestant a doozy…" Beth let out dryly with Courtney patting Beth on the shoulder for support. She was not looking forward to the next one coming up but they had a job to do. "I'm sure everyone knows her well, for worse or for…well worse, Heather certainly made herself known as a big player in the game from episode one."
"By being the biggest pain in the butt for literally everyone." Courtney stated bluntly with literally everyone nodding in agreement with those she was on the same team with during both seasons putting on bitter faces as they remembered their time being forced to work with Heather. "Heather didn't have any shame in showing her nasty attitude to everyone else in the competition. From manipulating the likes of Beth and Lindsay, to earning the ire of all her teammates, and even going as far as to read Gwen's diary on international television."
"Tch, gotta get another red ant farm for her," Gwen grumbled bitterly as she crossed her arms, with Trent wrapping an arm around to comfort her.
"She quickly made enemies with everyone on the Island and showed she was only there to win. Even going so far as to cheat and rig the votes against Dawn when she was rightfully about to get voted off in the final 6 last season," Beth brought up another one of Heather's worst deeds as she played the clip of Heather in the confessional messing with the ballots. "But she got everything karma owe her a few episodes later~"
Beth grinned as she played a clip all Total Drama fans are absolutely familiar with.
And so Heather was forced onto a barbershop chair and in Chef's hand was a buzzing razor ready to cut her hair. And Chef decided to make things worse by putting on a hockey mask to look like a killer like he did during the horror movie challenge. "What's it going to be, Heather?" Chris asked with a grin as Chef got closer and closer to Heather. "Are you going to do the dare? Or the Walk of Shame?"
Heather looked around rapidly. At the razor, at the dock and boat, and at Gwen and Duncan who were just eating this up. She really wanted that 100 grand…but out of instinct Heather brought her leg up and kicked the razor right out of Chef's hand. Unfortunately for Heather, the razor ended up landing right onto her head. "AAAAHHH! NO!" Heather screamed as the razor still went to her head. Before she knew it, a bunch of her head had been shaved off leaving her head ugly, patchy, and with uneven strands and clumps all around.
And soon everyone in the room began laughing, with Courtney having to wipe a tear away from her eye that ended up forming. "Aaaah, that will never get old," Courtney chuckled a few more times before calming herself down to get on with the show. "Our next guest was locked in a freezer, drank platypus milk, and had their head shaved bald! It's Heather!"
The fanfare again played and Heather walked onto the stage with her arms crossed with the queen bee shooting Courtney a nasty glare. And the mean girl's wig was also different, she had apparently replaced the red head cave girl wig with a wig of a gray afro which caused Beth to snort. "Nice hair," The glasses-wearing girl snarked as she pointed to Heather's wig.
"Bite me," Heather immediately told Beth before going back to glaring at Courtney. "You know there was less humiliating stuff you could have mentioned about me,"
"Oh I know," Courtney cheekily said, causing Heather to glare even more at the CIT, not that Courtney cared or was threatened at all. "Now Heather I have to ask, how did it feel to be the first one to be kicked out due to Sudden Death?"
"It sucked, that's what!" Heather immediately yelled out, bitterness clear in her voice. Just as many suspected, she wasn't gonna be taking her loss as well as the others were. "I only got eliminated due to absolutely bull craop reasons! It should have been Ronnie Anne going home, not me! I'm the one who got 3rd place last season! I should have won this time!"
"Oh yeah, cause no one was gonna try and vote you off afterwards," Beth noted dryly causing Heather to glare and growl at Beth in an attempt to intimidate her, but Beth wasn't gonna allow Heather to get to her anymore and she was easily able to put on a brave face as she turned back to Courtney. "Think you can rebuild the piranha tank?"
"Eeeeh…" Courtney let out as she looked to the piranha's that have no wstopped flopping around. "It might be too late for them."
"Dang it!" Beth let out in frustration before sighing and bringing up the tablet. "Whatever, let's just move to the viewer questions, LincRold_1504 asks, You've already seen what Linday can do this season, do you consider her an equal…or even a threat for you in the game?
"Tch, Lindsiot?" Heather crossed her arms as she looked away from the two hosts. "Not at all! The only reason she's gotten this far is from sheer dumb luck!"
"Me thinks there's a liar among us~" Justin spoke up with a cheeky grin, earning a glare from Heather.
"We may not have the piranha's but I have another idea," Courtney spoke up with a grin. "Jasmine, mind giving us a hand here?"
"W-Wait what?" Heather started as Jasmine nodded before the Australian Amazon gave Heather a wicked grin. Before the queen bee could try and run, Jasmine grabbed her by her legs and hung up upside down. "H-Hey! Let me go, you Australian Beanpole!"
"Answer truthfully and I will~" Jasmine said with a cheeky tone as she shook Heather around a bit.
"Aaaaaahh!!" Heather yelled out as she desperately tried to keep her wig from falling off. "Ok! Ok! It's actually impressive how far she's come from just being a lackey! I admit it!"
"I knew it," Beth smugly said before giving a nod towards Jasmine. The Australian Amazon got the signal and set Heather back down with Heather giving a venomous glare to everyone around her. "I suggest you answer truthfully from now on."
"Ooooo, especially with this next question." Courtney grinned as she pulled up the next question. "Michael_G_156 asks, Okay, cut the bull crap aside. Whether it's status or your social life or even when it came to trying to win the competition, do you actually enjoy bullying? Someone that no one cares about? Completely alone?"
"Ooooooooo!" Nearly the entire audience and peanut gallery let out in unison.
"Now this should be interesting," Gwen said with an amused grin.
"I-I'm not alone!" Heather clearly stuttered a bit as she tried to once again deny the question. But everyone could see the hesitation in her face. "I'm popular! Everyone at school likes me!"
"Oh yeah, I'm sure," Beth narrowed her eyes at Heather before standing up and getting right in the queen bee's face. "The girl willing to spill everyone's secrets for the pettiest grudges on national TV! No one likes you, they just pretend to like you out of fear! If they had the chance I'm positive they'd get rid of you in a heartbeat! Just look at us! We all hate you! And what does your popularity really show for? A bald head and no prize money at all!?"
"…" Heather, like when Lindsay cussed her out, was stunned completely silent from Beth's words as they all lingered inside the queen bee's head.
"I think we can move on," Beth stated as she sat down next to Courtney. "I think I gave her some stuff to think about,"
"We can only hope," Courtney nodded as she brought up the last viewer question. "And MasterSaixus asked, " How much do you spend on wigs? I can imagine they're quite a drain on all that prize-money you don't have?"
"…I buy them at a discount store," Heather admitted quietly as she looked away from everyone. "I get them cheap."
"Actually honestly, guess it miracles do happen," Beth quipped, earning a growl from Heather as Beth eagerly wrapped this part of the interview up. "And finally Heather, who do you think deserves to win the million dollars?"
"Oh please, none of those losers deserve to win it," Heather stated firmly, getting eye rolls from the two hosts as they fully expected Heather to answer that. "But I guess if I had to choose, I'd go with Geoff. I have to say his turn to the dark side is rather fun to watch,"
"You would think that you little witch," Courtney glared at Heather for her enjoyment of all the drama going on with Geoff and how he was being manipulated. Heather would get a sick kick out of all that. "Ok now then…this is a little awkward now…"
"Yeeeeah…" Beth nodded in agreement as she awkwardly looked towards the camera. "So…this is normally where we have our kiss and tell segment but…we kinda don't have any clips for it…"
"Considering after the last Aftermath only one functioning couple was left in the game and now half of that is gone now too…" Courntey properly explained the problem to the folks at home as she scratched the back of her head. "So…we kinda have to skip that for today…so sorry everyone watching."
"Probably best to just move onto our next interview of the day," Beth said with Courtney nodding in agreement. It was probably for the best, they wouldn't have the time for another clip segment anyway given the extra interview they have for the show. "And she's bound to give us quite the wild ride!"
"To say the least Beth!" Courtney nodded as she cleared her throat before continuing with the show, hoping to get the momentum back. Taking the tablet, Courtney used it to start showing off clips of everyone's favorite psycho hose beast, Izzy. "Izzy certainly made an…interesting first impression when on the Island. And as time went on everyone got to see who she truly was."
"Nuttier than a bag of peanuts?" Cody brought up causing Eva to harshly shove him. Sure it was true but that was still her friend he was insulting. "Ow! It's true though!"
"That it is Cody, I mean remember during her first elimination when she literally booked it from the RCMP?" Beth brought up as she showed the clip of Izzy's first elimination in Island with her booking it as an RCMP chopper showed up and shined a light down on her. "But that didn't stop her from returning along with Eva, and even starting a relationship with everyone's favorite goofball Owen!"
"And then immediately ruining it when the horror challenge came," Courtney brought up as she showed the clip of Owen pushing Izzy right into the psycho Chef during said challenge. "No offense Owen but that kick she gave you at the end was deserved."
"None taken…" Owen let out as he lowered his head. Sure he and Izzy have moved past that at this point but it was still a memory he was ashamed of.
"And during Action she had become a surprisingly viable member of the otherwise unstable Killer Grip team, being one of the few actually competent members…in spite of a few complications," Courtney continued as clips of Izzy during Action, some of her succeeding in challenges….and others of her kinda screwing her team over. "But she also ended up forming a surprisingly strong friendship with Dawn despite being on opposite teams, even being one of the two people who wasn't afraid of her after what happened during the Sports Movie challenge!"
"And in the end despite Geoff being the obvious one to out, she was willing to let herself get eliminated to help Bridgette give Geoff one more chance to try and fix his attitude, but unfortunately we all know how that went," Beth shook her head sadly as she showed a clip of Izzy's elimination, an elimination that should have been Geoff's. "Our next guest is high up on the RCMP's most wanted list, speaks Coconut, and has a thing for big lovable goofballs, it's Izzy!"
Fanfare was played…and no one came out from the side.
"Um…I said…it's Izzy!" Beth said again as the fanfare again played only for Izzy to still not appear. "…Where's Izzy?"
Just then Sadie stepped up from her seat and proceeded to walk over to the interview couch and sat herself down, getting raised brows from everyone. "Um, hello, your seats over there lardo," Heather told Sadie, getting Katie to glare harshly at Heather for her insult towards her best friend. "Get lost!"
"Not supporting what Heather said but…what are you doing Sadie?" Courtney asked the plump girl with a confused tone.
"Who said I was Sadie~?" Sadie said, confusing everyone more. But then 'Sadie' reached for her face and pulled it off revealing she was not in fact Sadie, it was Izzy! "Surprise! Hahah!"
"Izzy!?" Everyone let out in a shocked tone.
"What…you were Sadie this whole time!?" Katie let out with widened eyes as she looked between Izzy and the spot where she thought Sadie was sitting right next to her. "But then…where's the real Sadie?!
"Oh she's in the spa enjoying a mud bath," Izzy reassured Katie, waving off her concerns. "I messed with the clocks in there so she'd think the show wasn't until later! Muahahaha!"
"Ok…I won't lie, that's pretty impressive," Courtney had to admit, Izzy certainly had her fooled. It was a pretty convincing disguise. "But…why did you do this?"
"Oh I decided to turn my interview into a stealth mission!" Izzy explained as she pointed both thumbs at herself. "Just call me Miss Izzy, Esquire!"
"Well you certainly know how to liven the place up Izzy," Beth giggled a bit at all of Izzy's antics. "However if you ask me you really should still be in the game. I have to ask, are you upset that your sacrifice to keep Geoff on didn't lead to anything good?"
"Eh a bit but hey I knew the risk when I made the offer. But I just decided to put Geoff on my list." Izzy nodded her head as she gave her answer to Beth. That last statement getting many people's eyes to widen. "Besides, all the guys in the super alliance were my friends and this is just what friends do for each other! And I meant it when I said that I missed Owen! Hi Owen!"
"Hi Izzy!" Owen put on a big smile as he happily waved to his girlfriend with one hand while holding up Mr. Coconut with his other hand. "Me and Mr. Coconut missed you too!"
"…" Mr. Coconut let out.
"Aw that's so sweet Mr. Coconut!" Izzy gushed at Mr. Coconut's 'words' with a blush coming to the crazy girl's face. "I'm happy to see you too!"
"Uuuugh…" Tyler groaned out.
"Well…we're glad that you two can be together now," Courtney tried to ignore all…that and brought up the Tablet so they could get a move on. "Now then let's move onto the viewer's questions shall we? Our first question…oh wow they're really getting straight to the point with this one huh? Gbeago31901 asks, Izzy as a child, were you dropped on your head?"
"Oh yeah I was!" Izzy immediately confirmed getting gasps from everyone. "Quite a few times actually! Mama Izzy had quite the pair of butter fingers haha, look I even have scars from it!"
Izzy then turned around and lifted her hair up, revealing to everyone a bunch of bump marks on her head. "That. Explains. Everything," Noah let out as he and nearly everyone else had dropped jaws at the sight.
"That's uh…wow…I'm…not sure how to really respond to that…" Courtney let out awkwardly before clearing her throat and looking towards Beth. "Beth ask the next question while I google what to do about this…"
"Uh, y-yeah sure," Beth stuttered a bit as she brought up the tablet and asked the next question. "GDSM70303 asks, how does it feel to have friends that support you even at your, let's say, most unhinged moments? By the way I respect that you took one for the team. Aw, that's actually really sweet."
"Aaww well thank you for the compliment!" Izzy grinned as she looked towards the camera before answering the question. "And it's just really nice that I have people that accept my quirks and all! Lots of people back home are afraid of me but Dawny and Jasmine we're just super nice bringing me into their friend group even when I wasn't on their team,"
"Aw you're just hard to resist ya little bugga," Jasmine chuckled as she ruffled Izzy's hair a bit.
"But it's not just them, there's also Eva, Noah, and my precious Big-O," Izzy gestured to the three she mentioned at the peanut gallery with the former two sending Izzy small smiles and Owen giving his girlfriend a big smile. "It's just nice to have people around where I can just unashamedly be myself!"
"Aw, that's really nice Izzy. I'm glad you have people like that in your life," Courtney couldn't help but find the whole thing sweet. Guess her craziness does have some form of charm that other people would enjoy. "And onto our final viewer question for you, Fantastic98765 asks, what led you to be the person you are today? Figured someone like you had been through more than what you experienced on the show. Well I know you told us about…quite a bit during the canoe challenge but anything else worth mentioning?"
"Oh there's so much to tell! Hahah, oh where do I start?" Izzy hummed a bit in thought as she thought about some of her past experiences to tell everyone. "Oh I could tell you about some of my past lives!"
"What?" Beth, Courtney, and a few people let out in unison.
"Oh yeah, I get dreams a bunch and remember past lives I've had. It's really cool!" Izzy grinned as she began listing her various 'past lives' she's had to others. "Like this one time I was this yellow frog girl in a world full of frogs!"
"Um, that doesn't sound-" Courtney began saying but was cut off by Izzy.
"And this other time I was working with Storks to help them deliver babies across the world!" Izzy continued listing her various 'past lives' as everyone just gave her weirded out looks. "Then I was a bunch of talking foods! And also a duck! Oh and I was a beautiful water nymph!"
"Yep…that'll certainly shape someone's entire character…" Courtney let out with a weirded out tone before deciding to put an end to the interview. "And one last question Izzy, who do you believe deserves to win the one million dollars?"
"Dawn, easy!" Izzy didn't even have to think about her answer. "She was really nice to me on set and became one of my best friends! So I hope she wins,"
"I expected that, thank you Izzy," Courtney nodded at Izzy's answer before grabbing the tablet and flinching a bit as she noticed the time. "Oh boy, probably for the best we didn't do the Kiss and Tell segment, we're running low on time. Better get a move on with the last interview,"
"Right!" Beth nodded as Courtney used the tablets to begin playing clips of an all too familiar white headed boy. "Lincoln came to the show being its sole contestant from America, but of course him coming here came with the price of Ronnie Anne breaking up with him. But if you ask me she did him a massive favor with that,"
"Couldn't agree more with that Beth," Courtney agreed with her co-host as she kept the flow going. "Lincoln wasn't the most confident guy in the world starting out but he proved to have quite the versatile skill set as he helped the Killer Bass win plenty of challenges, and even when the merge happened he found himself at or near the top of the podium quite a bit. And of course his budding relationship with Dawn and her helping him with his confidence and fully getting over his ex."
"And in Action he proved to be an amazing team leader in forming the Screaming Gaffers, which proved to be a far more functional unit then the Grips ever were," Beth stated as clips of the Screaming Gaffers' various victories were shown. "Even when Chris brought his ex Ronnie Anne to be a competitor, Lincoln refused to let her drag him down and kept his spirit high."
"But unfortunately Ronnie Anne moved onto manipulating Geoff instead by making him start to see Lincoln as a bad person that was trying to steal Bridgette away from him," Courtney couldn't help but scoff at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Mostly regarding Geoff believing all this from a clearly bitter and spiteful person. "But sadly her plan worked all too well as Geoff threw Lincoln down the hill in the Christmas challenge, breaking his snow globe and eliminating him via Sudden Death,"
"Our next guest has ten sisters, loves peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwiches, and has a thing for nature lovers," Courtney began hyping up their last guest of the day as she gestured to where he would step out. "It's Lincoln!"
The fanfare played and the crowd all cheered as Lincoln came out waving to everyone. "Hey, hey, what's up guys. Great to be here," Lincoln grinned as he walked over to the interviewer's couches and sat down next to Jasmine. "Jasmine, Izzy, good to see you guys again,"
And it wasn't just him, following him out to the stage was Lily who raced towards the couch. "I'm here too!" Lily said as the crowd again began cheering as Lily went over to Jasmine and held her hands up. "Up! Up!"
"Oh come here ya little ragamuffin," Jasmine grinned as she picked up Lily and put the 6-year-old on her shoulders much to her delight.
"Hmph, how's it feel falling in the rankings snowball?" Heather brought up. While she was upset she lost, seeing Lincoln getting eliminated did bring her some joy.
"Oh I dunno, I guess you would know how it feels," Lincoln stated with a smirk. And just like that her joy turned to bitterness as she glared at the white head.
"Lincoln I just gotta say I am so sorry for how you were eliminated." Courtney spoke up to her past teammate, sympathy clear in her voice. "It really wasn't right with how Geoff acted, all because Ronnie Anne got in his head."
"Well, that's just the kind of game she was playing. Besides I have faith in my friends back on the lot and they'll pull through," Lincoln stated, continuing to take his loss with good grace. "Karma will hit Geoff and Ronnie Anne in time I know,"
"If it's anything like with Heather, I'm looking forward to it," Beth snorted as everyone else laughed at the thought as Heather glared bitterly at everyone. "Although I gotta ask, what's up with the story about you taking out four girls? Dawn said that was true,"
"Oh I know about that!" Lily giggled while staying up on Jasmine's shoulders. "That was Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lucy's fault."
"Yeeeeah, so let me explain," Lincoln rubbed his temples as he explained that little story to everyone. "So it was in elementary school and there was a Sadie Hawkins dance going on, but at the same time the pizzeria arcade I frequent back home was having a 2 for 1 sale. Ronnie Anne was looking for me and I thought she was gonna ask me out to the dance, I avoided her, and when my sisters asked if she asked me out I told a lie about her rejecting me. I thought I'd get out Scott free afterwards but Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lucy all set up dates for me to make up for Ronnie Anne 'rejecting me' like I told them."
"Wait seriously?" Mike asked with a bit of a bewildered look. "They all set you up with a girl at the same time,"
"Yeah, and when I told them the truth they got mad and refused to let me cancel, so I had to entertain four girls that night. Thankfully in the end I was able to set them up with my friends." Lincoln finished off his story with many of the others having shocked looks on their faces for it. "But geez that night was stressful…"
"I can only imagine," Courtney let out, feeling pity for Lincoln for having to go through that. "I mean you shouldn't have lied but the fact they wouldn't let you cancel when they all set you up with a different date was just wrong."
"Agreed, I mean don't get me wrong I love my sisters but they can definitely be…a lot at times," Lincoln chuckled at that with Lily nodding in agreement. "But I've certainly caused my fair share of trouble, definitely not saying I don't mess up. But still…"
"Suddenly happy about being an only child," Beth muttered before shaking her head and bringing up the tablet. "But now I think it's time to bring up the viewer's questions! Our first question is from Unknown, After seeing Lily as Chris' junior assistant on TDA do you see any of your sisters competing on Total Drama or not?"
"Hmmmmm, good question actually. Well I can immediately rule out all my older siblings. Since you have to be a teen and Luna, Leni, and Lori are in their 20's with Lori having twins on the way. Luan is gonna be 20 in about a month. Maybe Lynn but she's still a bit older than everyone else here. As for my younger sisters, well the only one sort of in range is Lucy who's the only teenager among them but she's still on the younger side and I can't see her really wanting to compete but hey, anything's possible."
"Ooooo, but it would be so much fun seeing her trying to compete," Lily giggled at the idea of their gloomy sister competing on Total Drama. If Gwen could do it then maybe she could one day.
"You have so many sisters it's hard to keep track of them all, can't even remember which one Lucy is. No offense," Courtney told Lincoln who raised his hand to say none taken. Plenty of people get them all mixed up and such, keeping track of ten different sisters can be a tall task for most people after all. "Next up from Broconut, did you and Ronnie Anne have fights that reached the level of toxicity we witnessed this season? Or did you just put up with her during the course of your guy's relationship?"
"Eeeeh, admittedly it's more of the latter," Lincoln sheepishly admitted as he began explaining things to everyone. "Before coming to Total Drama I wasn't the most confident guy in the world and I didn't speak out much either because of that. So I just kinda put up with everyone, even if I was uncomfortable with it. Even the pranks and name calling, I mean I didn't mind when we were kids it was all just messing around and having fun then but when we got older I didn't really enjoy it anymore but Ronnie Anne kept it up, long distance didn't help with communication much either."
"All good relationships rely on communication," Beth spoke up with everyone who was currently in a relationship nodding in complete agreement. "Still, if she kept up with that stuff even as she got older I definitely wouldn't blame you for dumping her sooner or later."
"Well hey, I'm in a much better place now so that's all that matters in the end," Lincoln said with a smile and shrug, not wanting to dwell on the past too much. "If me and Dawn have any problems we'll make sure to talk to each other,"
"If she doesn't talk about it first by seeing it in your aura," Courtney joked, getting a good chuckle out of Lincoln. "And our last viewer question for you is from TheCrescentRider, they ask…oooooo, out of one to ten, how many buns would you make for Dawn~?"
"Ooooooooo~" The audience and peanut gallery let out in unison.
"…I plead the fifth," Lincoln immediately said with a beat red face.
"We're in Canada lover boy~" Courtney told Lincoln with a mischievous grin. "That doesn't apply here~"
"So give us the deets~!" Beth let out with a big grin.
"Lincoln's gonna make bread for Dawn?" Lily innocently asked, not knowing the true meaning behind what the question was.
"Just, uh, give me those ears sweetie," Jasmine chuckled nervously as she covered the 6-year-olds ears.
"I-I don't know!" Lincoln began stuttering and blushing brightly as he thought about…all that. Didn't help with everyone around watching with looks of amusement. "I haven't thought about that we started dating this summer! Kinda moving fast there…"
"Come oooooon~" Duncan spoke up with a mischievous and amused grin. "TheCrescentRider really wants to know~"
"S-Shut up Duncan!" Lincoln shouted, getting a few laughs from everyone. "I-I don't know ok, I-I guess if I had to say something a lot. I'm used to big families so something like that but no exact numbers ok? That's all you're getting from me!"
"Oh fine, we'll leave you alone. Ok now Lincoln, the answer's gonna be obvious but it doesn't matter sense we're almost out of time!" Courtney said quickly as they have less than a minute on air with. "Who do you want to win the million dollars?"
"Dawn, easy," Lincoln didn't have to even give a reason for his answer.
"Ok great! We're finally done!" Courtney and Beth both breathed out a sigh of relief. That was way too close for comfort. "Thank you all for joining us for another Total Drama Action Aftermath! Just what challenges will everyone face back at the lot?"
"What consequences will Geoff face for his actions?" Beth followed up with. "Find out next time on…
"Total. Drama. Action!" Both hosts said in unison as they closed out the episode.