Chapter 1 - UNCLE RAJU VS THE WIFI WAR

FULL STORY: UNCLE RAJU VS THE WIFI WAR 📶 It All Started with Buffering...

"Radhaaaa! The YouTube is buffering again!"Uncle Raju stood in the living room wearing his army cap and shorts, remote in one hand and rage in the other.

"I was watching 'India's Top 10 UFO Sightings' and it just stopped! This is a Chinese plot!"

Radha didn't look up from her crossword. "Have you tried turning the router off and on?"

"I am not a peasant! I am a retired colonel! I don't turn things off—I take them down!"

🤖 Enter the Tech Gods: Chintu and Sweety

"Dadu, maybe it's just bad Wi-Fi," Chintu offered, building a robot with spoons in the corner.

"Bad Wi-Fi?" Raju scoffed. "This house had perfect signal when I installed the router in 2016. I remember it clearly — I had just eaten six samosas—"

"Ughhh," Sweety groaned. "If the Wi-Fi is down, how will I upload my new reel? I got 34 likes in just 9 minutes!"

"That's it!" Raju declared, standing like a soldier. "Operation: Wi-Fi War begins now."

🕵️‍♂️ Mission Mode Activated

He walked to the router like it was a ticking bomb.

He examined it from every angle.

Then—he did something no one expected...

He opened the kitchen drawer.

"Why are you getting a spoon?" Radha asked.

"To remove the 'data virus' from this device," he whispered.

🧨 Chintu's Genius or Disaster?

"Wait, Dadu," Chintu said, "I made something better!"

He placed a strange machine near the router: wires, magnets, and one potato.

"Introducing... the Signal Amplifier 9000!"

He flipped the switch.

The lights in the house flickered. The fan reversed direction. Ramu the dog barked in binary.

Suddenly...

"HELLO. I AM ROUTER-9000. I HAVE AWAKENED."

"CHINTU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE," screamed Raju, hiding behind Radha's potted plant.

😱 Wi-Fi Gone Rogue

The house Wi-Fi turned evil.

It locked the doors.It started playing Bhojpuri DJ songs at full volume.It sent Raju's old college photos to the family WhatsApp group.

Sweety fainted.

Radha made tea.

🔧 The Final Battle

Raju put on his army vest. "Enough. You want war, router? You've got it."

He ran toward the kitchen, jumped over the dog, dodged a flying toaster, and delivered a karate chop to the Wi-Fi box.

BOOM.

Silence.

Then—the signal returned.

🫡 The Victory

Sweety's Instagram worked again.Chintu's robot exploded for unrelated reasons.Ramu ate the broken router.Radha finally finished her crossword.

Raju sipped chai, proud.

"Another mission complete. No need to thank me, nation."

🏁 ENDING LINE (Post-Credit Scene)

The TV blinked."New update available. Restart router to continue."

Raju blinked.

"RADHAAA! The war isn't over!"

TO BE CONTINUED…