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Chapter 15 - Jonny 5 is Alive

February 15, 2011

Waking back up on a bed was expected. Waking up with my head on Meicrackmon's lap wasn't out of the norm. My digimon tended to flip-flop between sleeping on my tummy as Meicoomon or being my pillow as Meicrackmon. What I didn't expect to see was a magenta womb tattoo. 

"Oh, you finally woke up. You have been sleeping for 36 hours. It was rather concerning to see you pass out on the combat mat after beating Li Yuan." Mei

"Uhgg. This is why I need to remember to open the rewards while on a comfortable bed. Well, let's check out what this crest does."

Crest of Gloucester

A genetic inheritable crest with a 35% chance to activate when casting a spell, causing 50% increase in the effect of the cast spell. Does not effect travel type spells. So you don't have to worry about teleporting into a wall or ending up in the year 2277 when trying to travel to the year 2077.

"Well, great, that just makes control-type spells harder. Say goodbye to using fire spells for cooking."

"Wouldn't you just use firebending or technology to cook anyway? Bending is chi, not magic-dependent. But that does bring up a question: if you use a repair spell, what happens? Does it repair the item 50% faster or does it give the item 50 % extra durability?" Arenea 

"Ugg no, no nope. I'm not going to fixate on this, I need to get back on the world adventure grindset mindset."

"Don't you also have to finish work on FNAF VI? Or at least do more work than making an empty folder named FNAF THE LAST ONE I SWEAR." Arenea

"I'll get it done while I'm growing the 10 bloody fruit needed for the sim bot. But to do that, I need at least 1 life fruit to grow the plant from. And for having the lucky trait, I have had zero luck finding the plant seed I need from the random seeds I have found around New York. So, more dungeon exploring until I find what I need. I've exhausted what I can do in Sims 3 China, so France is my next stop. I would rather not have to go to Sims 3 Egypt if I don't have to. And besides, I need to go to France to get the L'amour des Fruits Nectar Maker. I'll max out the skill by reading the books, but for the challenges tied to it, I will need a Nectar Maker."

February 26, 2011

"Well, no life fruit, but I did find an uncut pink diamond. Completed the rest of the Athletics challenges while dungeon exploring."

"You also spent two days reading books on hot sauce making." Mei

(AN: This is a joke on the Digimon Adventure dub where Wizardmon pulls a bottle that was totally only green chili sauce… no wine here)

"So are you going to pull on the rewards today or wait?" Arenea

"I'll wait until I finish photography skill. I'm level seven out of ten. Now to Egypt." 

"Back to sparing you every day. We have at least 20 more rounds that you need before you finish that last challenge for martial arts. Wonder what you will get as a reward." Mei

"Most likely, airbending becoming an avatar-like being by having control of all four elements." Arenea

"That's not guaranteed. I didn't receive bending for maxing the skill out. I got chi blocking. So I could get Sokka's equipment. Fire bender tech. A feather of Wong Shi Tong. Airbending isn't the only thing I might end up with."

March 8, 2011

"You both look terrible. And you're tracking in sand every wear." Arenea

"I completely agree with Anakin Skywalker. Sand is coarse and gets everywhere."

"Was the trip worth it outside of getting a nice-looking tan?" Arenea

{Open Treasure Box Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess mp3 plays}

 "Behold the life fruit!" 

"It looks like a golden pear with a halo… I don't know why I thought it would look more impressive." Arenea 

"Arenea, you are being a buzz kill right now. Know what I'm going to take a bath and then lie down on my bed, and open all of my rewards. I just hope this time none of them knock me out."

As I soak in the bath, I remembered all the challenges in the world adventures box I faced. Traps, fights with mummies, sparing with Meicrackmon, spy conpiersee that I'm sure eyepatch man would solve in 2 seconds flat and sand all that fucking sand. I spaced out for over three hours before I made my way to my room. Sitting down on my hover bed, I start to open my rewards.

[Sim Fu King Challenge Complete]

[Reward: Spirit Water (ATLAQB)]

Water containing the spirit energy of La and Tui. 

"Okay, water that can heal seemingly anything. Athletics next."

[Marathon Runner Challenge Complete]

[Reward: Hamon (Jojo All Star Battle R)]

"Ugh"

I felt my breath get knocked out of me by the punch of Baron Zepplie. When I breathed once more, I felt the ripple. I felt hamon. I felt what it was like to have the ability to punch with the power of the sun.

 [Fitness Nut Challenge Complete]

[Reward: Bastet (Jojo All Star Battle R)]

"Okay, I might be able to cause Thor to become a living magnet. I honestly doubt Loki or any other villain would fall to this stand's power. Maybe Dillan Cross…"

[Body Builder Challenge Complete]

[Reward: Cinderella (Jojo All Star Battle R)]

"So I have access to create a sim on anyone. Well, it just allows me to remodel their body if they stay still during me using Cinderella. If they move, the operation can be botched, and the effects only last half an hour. Shocked, I didn't get a more combat-focused stand. Well, at least I can now make vamps crumble to dust with a punch."

[Photography Skill has been maxed out! Rolling for rewards across video game worlds]

[Reward: Neo-Tank plans (Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising)]

[You can now complete Photography Skill-related challenges for additional pulls from (Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising)]

"Well, if nothing else, I know how to build a dumb fast tank."

[Necter Making Skill has been maxed out! Rolling for rewards across video game worlds]

[Reward: All 20 skateboards (Tony Hawk Downhill Jam)]

[You can now complete Necter Making Skill-related challenges for additional pulls from Tony Hawk Downhill Jam)]

"That's it? Skateboards… I feel like I got ripped off. Well, I'm never completing the challenges for Nectar Making. I want a drink. Guse when I'm done building the Simbot I'll max out Mixology next."

March 14, 2011

"Now, class today is a special day. Today is Chiaki Nanami's birthday. Today, she turns 18 and is now a legal adult. Now she can vote in elections, gamble, join the military, sue or get sued, the list goes on. Now remember, you can't drink until you're 21. But have a wonderful day." Emma Frost

The class went on, and at the end of the class, Emma gave the class a store-bought cake. Bleh, the frosting was gross. I got well wishes from Gwen, Felisha, Rouge, Lance, Beck, and a text from Jubilee.

I was invited out by Gwen for some Pizza. Which went fine until some asshole in a rino suit came through the wall all Kool Aid Man style. And Gwen had to fight the guy off. I could of sworn that guy had a metal gear in the movies.

Overall, it was a nice birthday.

April 3, 2011

"Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator was released today, sir. It is the latus game made by Chiaki Nanami." Jarvis

"Well, that came out of nowhere. Buy it, we will play it later." Tony Stark

"Sir, the game was listed for free on Steam. It's 2 dollars on all other distributors." Jarvis

"Well, that is her decision. Jarvis pull up the 1974 Stark Expo and make me a wire frame model."

"Projection complete, sir." Jarvis

"How many buildings are there?" Tony

"Am I to include the Belgium waffle stands?" Jarvis

"That was rhetorical. Just show me. [Clicks his fingers and the model begins to spin and lifts upright] What does that look like to you Jarvis? Not unlike an atom. In which case the nucleus would be here. Highlight the unisphere. Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them." Tony

"What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?" Jarvis

"I'm discovering… Correction. I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe. Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees. Parking lots, exits, entrances. Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework. Dad. Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school." Tony

"The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium." Jarvis

"Thank Dad. And monster cat lad. She left us two tabs. The Expo and the warning about palladium poisoning. I'm just wondering how she knew." Tony

"Unfortunately, the element is impossible to synthesise." Jarvis

"Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode. The next FNAF game will have to wait." Tony

April 13, 2011

"And with one last hit of the wrench. Muhahahaha! It's Alive! It's Alive!"

"What is my purpose?" Simbot

"You tend to plants."

"Oh, my god." Simbot

[Discover how to make The Ultimate Invention! Challenge Complete]

[Reward: Yorha Android blueprints (NeiR: Automata)]\

"Well, now to make a maid and a doctor, so I no longer have to have Gwen go to the hospital in case of an emergency."

"I could of been a doctor robot." Simbot

"Shut up Jonny 5."

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