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Chapter 8 - Chapter 8: This Thread Has Never Been Straight

Madara Uchiha's sudden question had the Fourth Raikage reeling too true to ignore!

Fourth Raikage Darui: ...Madara, that actually makes sense. Madara Uchiha: ...I don't care! I won't wear it! No way!

System: Judging Fourth Raikage Darui's answer ("1"): incorrect! Penalty: cosplay maid hairpin selfie posted to the group!

Madara Uchiha: Haha! Fourth Raikage Darui: ???

System: Three minutes up forced costume change and selfie upload!

Madara Uchiha: Damn you all!

The entire shinobi world sharpened their knives, awaiting the maid uniforms...

Madara Uchiha: (image) Izuna Uchiha: (image)

The first selfies shocked everyone.

Madara's muscular frame, long glossy hair past his waist, a gentle smile and loving eyesthis was Madara Uchiha?

By contrast, Izuna blushed crimson, shyly coughing...

In a single instant, Izuna donned the outfit and snapped a selfie.

Madara resisted until the System overrode him finally a happily serving maid.

Madara Uchiha: You saw nothing! Dare to think otherwise and I'll Susanoo crush you!

Fourth Raikage Darui: It's just a maid costume Madara did it, so what's the fuss? Ohnoki: ...Understood, understood. We saw nothing.

Madara Uchiha: You said Madara did it? Just wait until I revive!Hashirama won't save you either!

Mizukage Mei Terumi: Fourth Raikage's braveryson of the Third Raikage indeed!

System: Judging Mei Terumi's answer ("4,3"): incorrect! Penalty: cosplay maid hairpin selfie with kiss posted!

Mei Terumi: ??? A mere kiss photo?

Third Raikage: That's not my son! Fourth Raikage Darui: Next life, he might really be mine.

Third Raikage: Madara, teach him a lesson punch or cut him down! Fourth Raikage Darui: (image)

Second Raikage: We were bored playing cards; had to pull someone else in who wouldn't play fair.

System: Judging Second Raikage's answer ("3"): incorrect! Penalty: cosplay maid hairpin selfie posted!

First Raikage: Ahem... Second Raikage: Hmph! Fearless! Here! (image)

Second Raikage's expression spoke volumes.

Rasa: Honestly, Raikage always rush in recklessly.

Mizukage Mei Terumi: Rasa, aren't you dead? Care to speak up? (image) This outfit is awkward!

Rasa: I'm bewildered but best to be cautious.

Orochimaru: You weren't so cautious at death's door. Rasa: Screw you! Get lost! Orochimaru: Hey, did you not see me send Sarutobi there? Rasa: ...Thanks to you and your family!

Jiraiya: Great material! By the way, Orochimaru and Rasareally men? Unmoved by pretty girls? Are they impotent? (evil grin)

Rasa: ??? You're the impotent one everyone knows. Orochimaru: I lack such mundane desires.

Orochimaru, trapped in a maid outfit, muttered "I lack such earthly yearnings."

Jiraiya: Watch, Rasa's losing it!

Rasa: Have I lost it? Have you tried? Kaguya: You like men? Orochimaru: No wonder you looked at me differently...

Tsunade: Popcorn time! Mizukage Mei Terumi: Popcorn time!

While everyone gawked at Mei's maid photo, Madara slipped away with Water Release.

Fourth Raikage Darui: Enough just people in dresses, who cares? Since Madara was wrong, what's the correct answer?

Madara was fuming just as everyone struggled to forget, Darui reminded them of the penalties.

Tsunade: @Shikaku Nara, analyze!

Tsunade turned to Shikaku but paused...

Shikaku Nara: Madara's answer counted only after their first entries. We need the total falls before plus after.

Tsunade: That's obvious. Shikaku Nara: ...You asked me.

Sasuke Uchiha: Seven times!

System: Judging Sasuke Uchiha's answer ("7"): correct! Reward: Naruto's Chakra Outfit Experience Card ×1

Madara Uchiha: ??? Why didn't you say so? You embarrassed your ancestor! Fourth Raikage Darui: Indeed...

Sasuke Uchiha: I had no chance to speakjust as I opened my mouth you cut in, then Darui spared me, then Mei said 4,3… and Second said 3. What was I to do?

Madara Uchiha: ... Izuna Uchiha: ...Brother, he has a point.

Fourth Raikage Darui: Is speed such a sin? Mizukage Mei Terumi: Fast is fine, but persistence matters!

Rasa: This thread's always been twisted. Shikaku Nara: Indeed, never straight.

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