"SAY WHAT?!!!!" Akasha yelled as he just had his entire world flipped upside down, literally.
"M-my mother? okay maybe I have some super strong mom that couldn't be with me through life because of some crisis in some higher realms. Or maybe the last of some near extinct race that had sealed powers or something. But an illusion? to understand the lesser things of life?" Akasha ranted as he was trying to make sense of everything, he totally forgot about the evolution thing.
After a brief silence
'Fuck it' "Sooooo, what's next in my O so glorious life? He spoke while still being surrounded in utter darkness.
[....]
'Really? no questions about being born? or the whole beginning of time shebang? If only he knew how strong mother was.' The system thought internally.
[Well, next step is to be born...but before that you need to understand somethings first. And I'm so happy that you at least were able to read all those stolen novels so this would pretty quick!]
"Okay, so what do I need to know?" Akasha said after hearing the seductive voice once again. 'After living that... illusion what's the worst could happen now? He thought internally.
'~Fufufu~ you're lucky you have such a benevolent mother' The spirit thought as she listened to his inner dialogue.
[Well firstly, those novels were purposedly added to the illusion so that you could have an more open mind when you are born. Everything and I mean everything 'Fantasy' is real. From cultivation, superpowers, dungeons, xianxia worlds, Gods and more.]
"And what else?" Akasha asked seemingly taking everything calmly.... a little to calmly.
'All this bullshit, according to this spirit I haven't even been born yet and she or whatever it is, is already info dumping me.' Akasha thought internally after listening to the spirit's monologue.
'The fuck??? I'm literally on your side, and you're internally cursing me?' The spirit thought while slowly losing it's cool.
[Okay fuck it, you will be born in around 30 minutes. You will be able to choose the type of world you are born into along with your race and all basic info you decide to choose. Such as any cheats you want or anything you can think of.]
[You only have three wishes to start your life so use them well. Courtesy of your benevolent mother of course.] The spirit said totally skipping the introduction bullshit.
*silence*
[.....]
*ahem* *ahem*
Akasha cleared his throat and
"H-HUH?!!!!"
"You're bullshitting me right?" Akasha yelled as his life views has been on a rollercoaster for the past hour.
[....]
"HELLOOOO?!!"
"You know what?"
"Fuck it, let's just start."
'~Fufufu~ hmmm I wonder what your true appearance will look like once you're out of this egg' The spirit thought as she slowly floated in the cosmos while looking at an egg.
Yes.... an egg.
But this egg was everything one could imagine. Literally, whatever you imagine to be the most divine, the most beautiful, the most eternal, then that's what you would see.
And after so long of waiting, since the beginning of time to be exact, the egg was finally cracking.
*crack* *crack* *crack*
[~Well let's begin~]