The water ball was brought by Su'er after he asked Think for it, just so that this Siren could be more comfortable on land... At the very least, Su'er really couldn't bear to bully such an idiot. His conscience was vaguely aching.
With his eyesight, he couldn't tell if this Siren was a genuine idiot or just pretending to be one, but considering the 'wonderful' reputation of this race that even the Flügel knew about... she was probably a genuine idiot.
"You won't get any information out of her this way, Mr. Monkey," Think waved her hand at Su'er, motioning for him to be quiet. "Words that are too complex will make it difficult for a Siren to understand. So, the questions you ask them must be as short as possible, and it's best to only have a subject, a verb, and an object. Just like this."
"Do you often play on the surface of the sea?"
"Yes~"
"Is there any place you can't go?"
"No~"
"Very good," Think nodded at the Siren in the water ball, and then turned to Su'er and said seriously, "She's useless now. Kill her."
"Hey!!!"
Su'er abruptly pushed down Think's raised arm. He saw the magic glow that had already appeared on that hand. Think was undoubtedly serious. She wasn't just pretending to scare the captive.
'It's just a failed demonstration! Killing someone to keep it a secret is a bit too much!' Su'er grumbled inwardly.
"You don't think I'm doing this out of shame, do you, Mr. Monkey?" Think grabbed Su'er's arm with her other hand, examined his expression, and asked casually.
"No, of course not," Su'er, who was already skilled at controlling his subtle facial expressions, quickly turned to the Siren, who had no idea that she had just dodged a bullet, and said seriously, "I think there's still information to be dug up. Let me give it a try."
"Heh~"
"Is there any particularly fun place you often go to when you play on the surface of the sea?" Su'er pretended not to hear the light chuckle behind him and tried to ask this... mentally handicapped child in a gentler way.
He couldn't take it anymore. He could only use this kind of coaxing-a-child way of speaking.
"A fun place? There are so many!" The Siren's spirits lifted. She loved talking about this. "There was a huge iceberg that appeared in the north before. Everyone likes to go there and play. It's cool and refreshing, so fun~"
"Wow~, that sounds great~, I'm so envious that you can go to such interesting places to play. Are there any other places besides that?"
"Pfft~"
Su'er heard the laughter of those two and his eyebrows twitched slightly.
He had already brought out his experience of taking care of his little niece back in the day, coaxing her by praising her... These two guys had the audacity to laugh at him after he had gone through so much trouble. They were simply looking for a death wish!
"Other places?" The Siren was completely caught up in Su'er's rhythm. She tilted her head and blew bubbles in the water as she thought. "I don't think so? Everyone still prefers to play at the bottom of the sea. The glowing jellyfish colonies are very beautiful~"
"Wow~, oh~~," Su'er exclaimed exaggeratedly and showed an appropriate expression of admiration. He heard the laughter behind him get louder... His fists were clenched.
Damn it! I'll endure!
Business first!
"Then is there any place that everyone doesn't want to go? Or a place that you usually avoid when you go out to play?" Su'er changed his approach and continued to ask.
"Hmm~~~," It was clear that she was really thinking hard. The Siren tapped her head in distress, and she was tapping so hard that Su'er was worried that the paste in her brain would become even stickier.
"No! I really can't think of any place I can't go to~," The Siren smiled foolishly and suddenly had a brainstorm. She remembered something that was casually mentioned during a chat with her friends. "Oh! There are dangerous places, I think! I heard Laila say that the surface of the sea has been quite dangerous recently~"
"Oh?!" Su'er's eyes lit up. "Why is it more dangerous?"
"Hmm~~ hmm~~~, it seems that there have been a lot of fluffy guys going to the sea recently... Are they called 'boats'? I think that's what the word is, I can't remember anymore," Because she was thinking about something that was beyond her single-threaded brain, the Siren even shook her head in annoyance in the end. "I can't remember! I don't like to play on the surface of the sea. Laila, on the other hand, likes to go up there and mess around~"
"Fluffy guys?" Su'er repeated with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes~, but because there are more fluffy guys now, it's become much easier for everyone to reproduce~, we don't have to go to the land to kidnap males~"
"...Huh?"
Wait a minute?
"And those fluffy guys are very strong too! It's so much fun to play with them! Hehehe~~~, but unfortunately, they all died in the end~," The Siren ignored Su'er's strange expression and his outstretched right hand, and she showed a satisfied smile, but then she sighed with extreme regret.
She really was regretful. Based on her previously stupid behavior, such a vivid expression on this Siren's face was an Oscar-level performance.
Well, it was probably the same feeling as when a brat kicks the model you worked so hard to put together.
But that wasn't the point at all. The point was that Su'er felt like his fantasy was shattered—what was this Siren, this mermaid, talking about?
Was there some R-rated content that was just casually mentioned a second ago??
And, from your tone... you played them to death?!
Su'er was greatly mentally shocked.
Where's the Little Mermaid? What about the Little Mermaid? What about his childhood?
Save me!
"Hehehehehe," A very evil laugh. When Su'er turned his head, he saw Jibril's cheeks were flushed, and she was trembling in the air, holding her stomach. She was holding back her laughter to the extreme, and the laughter was leaking from between her teeth.
He didn't know what the God of War was thinking when she created these beings. The Flügel had all kinds of useful and useless functions.
She wasn't the only one. Even Think had an expression that showed she was trying hard to hold back her laughter. It was obvious that these two knew something about the Siren but didn't tell Su'er... It was deliberate.
They had been waiting for this moment for a long time.
"Although I don't know what kind of fantasies you have about the Siren, Mr. Monkey... Pfft, ahem," Think wanted to continue speaking seriously, but she inevitably laughed in the middle. Fortunately, she quickly composed herself. "In short, this is a very common thing for the Siren~"
He understood.
Little Mermaid—the corrupt version, right?