"...My status is plummeting so fast", Su'er complained dejectedly. He knew that what Think said was just a joke, so he took the wooden basin.
The warm lake water poured down from Think's shoulders. The comfortable feeling of the wet water flowing over her skin made this Elf can't help but let out a soft sound.
"Showering is quite comfortable, isn't it~"
And then she let out a soul-level sigh.
"If you know it's comfortable, then take the initiative to shower!! Every time I have to urge you. You can't even shower yourself. You're too useless!", Su'er said with dead fish eyes.
Unfortunately, it would be a miracle if Think could listen to him.
"That's right, that's right. You can't even wash your own body, and you're still shouting that you want to end the great war and even eliminate my master. That's a bit too arrogant. I can only say that such a waste of time and big talk is truly shameless, isn't it?", a disdainful sneer from Jibril. The pink-haired Flügel could not stand her divine master being belittled.
"Ah~, it's indeed very difficult for your mediocre brain to understand a genius's thoughts~, Miss Monster doesn't have to force herself to keep up with me. You only need to fill in the elves when you can be useful... That kind of simple work is most suitable for you~~", Think was not willing to be at a disadvantage at all. She easily ridiculed her back.
Even after two years of baptism, the war between the Elf and the Flügel seemed to have no intention of stopping. Usually, it would end with the Flügel not being a match, but this time, Jibril didn't seem to be in a hurry to fight back. Her face had a comfortable look of being in an unbeatable position.
Su'er remained calm. He even quite liked watching this kind of comedy-like bickering. His daily life was too boring, so it was normal to find some fun. And these two smart people also controlled the struggle well on a verbal level and did not escalate it to a real battle, so he naturally didn't have to worry too much.
"Ah~ yes, yes~, that's the kind of tone of voice~", Jibril smiled and raised her hand, drawing a circle in the air, "I always felt like I had heard it somewhere. It's very familiar. You always have the word 'genius' on your mouth. I used to think all weeds were like this, but after spending some time investigating, I found that's not the case..."
Along with Jibril's deliberately teasing words, her hand was grabbing in the air, as if by magic. In the next moment, she conjured a notebook out of thin air that looked a bit damaged on the outside.
!!!
Think's eyes widened noticeably.
She had recognized what that was!
Although decades had passed, and even the outside was tattered, her memory was good enough not to forget this thing that was quite familiar to her.
And this premonition was confirmed when Jibril pretended to open the notebook and read the first sentence.
"Ahem! So first, the beginning of the first act~", Jibril deliberately cleared her throat with force, mimicking the opera announcement that Su'er had once described and they had recreated together. She said in an operatic tone, as if she were reciting a poem: "Genius~ ah~ genius! Why would a perfect genius like me be born~! How... unfortunate will this be for those ordinary beings?"
"...Puff."
Sorry, Su'er couldn't help but laugh.
He completely understood!
Think's chuunibyou phase when she was young, right? Where did this Flügel get this? Did they not search this city clean enough before?
Although Think still had a mouthful of self-praising words like 'genius', what Jibril was solemnly reciting at this moment had a distinctly stronger flavor.
During his long-term close co-existence with a certain Elf, Su'er had also discovered some of Think's unknown hobbies, such as... acting.
She liked to watch plays performed by others, and she also didn't mind acting as an actress herself. She even had a sense of enjoyment in it.
To satisfy Think's small requests, Su'er had to rack his brains to recall all kinds of musicals and movies he had watched in his previous life. He really racked his brains. He even felt that he had lost a lot of hair during that time. He thought that his shortened lifespan had already reached its limit so quickly, which led to a lot of jokes.
So what was this?
Was it a script that Think had written before?
"Who~ can know the pain of a genius? No matter how much~ I say~, it~ cannot be understood by an ant~", Jibril's recitation continued. The pink-haired Flügel eyes even widened in excitement.
Wiping the drool from the corners of her mouth with a heroic gesture, Jibril was also trying her best to hold back her laughter. She didn't know when, but she had floated up from the pool. Her small wings were shaking like a feline that had just gotten out of the water, and all the water droplets on them were being flung onto Su'er's and Think's faces on the side.
However, no one had the time to complain about this bad behavior of unintentionally splashing water. Su'er's and Think's attention were all focused on the notebook in Jibril's hand.
Her desire for performance was completely stimulated. Jibril's small body even spun in a circle in the air, holding the notebook up as if she were holding up the sun.
"The words I say will surely come true. The reality I desire will surely be realized. The world revolves around me~ Tsk tsk tsk~", even Jibril herself felt uncomfortable with these words. The pink-haired Flügel made a Tsk tsk sound as if she was commenting, "Ah~, and now it's another part. The range of your records is a bit too big, isn't it?"
While complaining, Jibril continued to read: "{It should be possible to artificially create a pure spirit life form, right? Then how should the will that acts as the core be created and defined?}" Ah~, now it's the part about failure... As expected, the gathered spirit exploded. It was a completely whimsical approach, wasn't it? Oh oh! "{Even after such a big explosion, the fact that I survived still makes me a genius~}"
"Puhahahaha! You even left such a strange self-praising sentence after failing. You weed are also quite--"
Boom!!!
She exploded, Jibril exploded.
Su'er could no longer hear the pink-haired Flügel subsequent words. He could only see her being submerged in a fiery red explosion. Even the lake water next to her was pushed away by this explosion. However, under Think's protection magic, Su'er only felt a little sprinkle.
Undoubtedly, the one who was so ruthless to the Flügel little girl was the protagonist who had been publicly executed - Think.