Kazuto Yamashiro, proud Lewd Hero, had three realizations upon entering his first dungeon.
One: the air was damp, cool, and smelled faintly of mushrooms.
Two: the stone walls pulsed with a faint blue glow, like veins of crystal.
Three: Ayame's armor was still cracked, and that meant he had a clearer-than-ever view of her cleavage every time she moved.
Kazuto sniffled, wiping a constant nosebleed. "This is… paradise."
Ayame, walking ahead, tightened her sword grip and glared back at him.
"Stop muttering like a creep and stay focused. This dungeon is low-level, but it's still dangerous."
Kazuto raised his stick like a samurai. "Ha! With my Lewd Hero powers, nothing can stop us!"
Ayame's brow twitched. "Lewd Hero… I still can't believe that's actually your class."
Kazuto smirked. "Believe it, tsundere-chan. And don't worry—I'll protect you!"
"Protect me? You've been using me as your power source!"
He placed a hand over his heart. "And isn't that the most noble use of a waifu?"
Ayame's boot shot backward, slamming into his shin.
"OWWWW!"
First Encounter: The Slime
The corridor widened into a cavern. Dripping water echoed. The floor shimmered with a strange, wet glow.
Kazuto squinted. "Uh… is the ground moving?"
A lump of translucent goo rose, wobbling. Then another. And another.
Slimes.
Ayame stepped forward, sword raised. "Hmph. Easy prey."
The first slime lunged at her leg. She sliced it clean in half—except instead of dying, the halves split into two smaller slimes.
Kazuto's eyes bulged. "THEY MULTIPLY?!"
The slimes bounced, surrounding them.
Ayame slashed furiously, cutting one after another—but with every strike, more appeared. Goo splattered her armor, hissing faintly.
She froze. "W-wait… is this acid?!"
The goo sizzled, eating through her metal plates.
Kazuto gasped in ecstasy.
"They're CLOTHES-DISSOLVING SLIMES!!"
fanservice Accident #3 – Armor Melt
Ayame's breastplate hissed, then dropped to the floor in steaming chunks. Her undershirt clung tight to her soaked skin, translucent from slime slime.
Kazuto staggered back, clutching his nose.
"Ohhhhhh my GODDD! The slime stripping trope is REAL!!"
Ayame shrieked, covering herself with one arm while swinging her sword with the other.
"D-don't just stand there, HELP ME!!"
Kazuto saluted. "Yes ma'am! Don't worry—I'll save you and stare respectfully at the same time!"
"RESPECTFULLY?! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN RESPECTFUL ONCE!!"
Kazuto's First Lewd Skill
Slimes swarmed him. Kazuto swung his stick, but the goo absorbed the blow.
His system pinged:
[Lewd Skill Unlocked: Booty Smack Lv.1.]
[Description: Inflict damage proportional to jiggle resonance. Cooldown: 10 sec.]
Kazuto blinked. "Wait… I got an attack?! From staring at her ass?!"
Ayame snarled mid-swing. "FOCUS, IDIOT!"
Kazuto raised his stick, glowing faintly.
"Booty Smack, ACTIVATEEEE!!"
He smacked a slime.
BA-BOING!
The sound effect was unholy. Like a pair of giant ass cheeks clapping.
The slime exploded into gooey mist.
Kazuto's eyes sparkled. "YEEEESSS!! My attacks are literally powered by ass claps!!"
Ayame nearly fell over.
"W-wha… what kind of cursed ability is that?!"
Fanservice Accident #4 – Skirt Melt
Ayame pivoted for another slash, but slime goo splattered her waist.
Her skirt hissed. Threads dissolved.
Kazuto's soul left his body for the second time.
"THE BOOTY IS FREE! THE BOOTY IS FREE!!"
Ayame shrieked, swinging wildly. "D-don't look, don't look, DON'T LOOK!!"
Kazuto saluted again, nose spraying blood.
"Too late, I already looked respectfully seventeen times!"
She booted him across the cavern.
The Boss Slime
The ground rumbled.
A massive slime rose from the pool ahead, towering three times their height. Its goo rippled, glowing ominously.
Ayame tightened her grip, cheeks flushed from both battle and embarrassment.
"Tch… a Greater Slime. And my armor's already ruined."
Kazuto wiped his nose and grinned. "Perfect. It's time for another Bootyquake Fusion!"
"W-we are NOT doing that again!"
"Too late! It's the only way!"
The slime surged, goo tendrils lashing out.
Ayame gritted her teeth. "Fine! But if you say ONE word about my body, I'll kill you after this!"
Kazuto's eyes sparkled. "Understood. I'll keep my appreciation internal."
"You're already nosebleeding all over the floor!"
Bootyquake Fusion – Slime Edition
Ayame spun, unleashing her Bootyquake Slash. Her soaked body gleamed, jiggle physics at maximum.
Kazuto leapt, swinging his glowing stick in rhythm.
FUUUUUSION!!
The shockwave slammed into the Greater Slime, shaking the cavern. Goo splattered everywhere, raining down like jelly.
The slime wobbled violently, then exploded in a massive splash.
BOOOOOOM!
When the mist cleared, slime corpses littered the cavern. The boss was gone.
Aftermath
Ayame stood frozen, hair plastered to her face, undershirt clinging translucent to her skin, skirt gone entirely.
Kazuto collapsed to his knees, crying tears of joy.
"This… this is the greatest dungeon in history. Truly… the Goddess loves me."
Ayame kicked him square in the jaw.
"SHUT UP AND TURN AROUND!!"
"Worth it…" Kazuto muttered through a swollen cheek.
⚡ End of Chapter 3
Classic ecchi slime fight → clothes dissolving trope.
Kazuto unlocks first real Lewd Skill: Booty Smack.
Boss battle = Bootyquake Fusion victory.
Ayame's outfit ruined → she's forced to drag him back to town half-naked and fuming.