"Ugh....w....wha...what happened." I said stutteringgly while opening my eyes, only to smell something something that couldn't be described in human words.
I looked to my right and seen a messy, dirty room filled with food, clothes, wet tissues, dildos and overfilled condoms everywhere and thought with a disgusted look on my face "Where the actual living fuck am I"
I leaned up from the bed I was laying in and immediately looked down at my hands and noticed they were fat, hairy and calloused and looked at the rest of my naked hairy overweight body and said loudly with shock "WHAT THE FUCK."
I immediately got up from the bed that I was sitting on while hearing creaking noises coming from it and made my way over to a certain door that I figured was the bathroom and opened the door while turning on the light on that started to flicker on and off and seen that It was surprisingly a little clean and sighed in relief and looked in the cracked mirror and almost had a heart attack from seeing a ugly short light tanish skinned man with a fat overweight hairy muscular body, lifeless black slanted lecherous eyes, bald head with dark brown hair going around his head and a fat double chin that had a little beard on it, and 4'11 in height "Ugly bastard"
[DING!]
[Starting Synchronization...]
"Huh, is this the famous system like from the fanfictions." I said with surprise while wanting to throw up from how lecherous and raspy my voice sounds.
[10%]
[20%]
[30%]
[40%]
I waited while thinking with a sigh "It sure is taking long"
[50%]
[60%]
[70%]
[80%]
[90%]
[100%]
[DING!]
[Synchronization complete]
[Hello host I am the ugly bastard system]
"THE WHAT NOW." I said loudly with immense shock, still not wanting to accept that I became a ugly fat sack of shit and held the sink to support myself so I wouldn't pass out from my current reality.
*Crack*
"Huh." I said confusedly from hearing a noise and just brushed it off and sighed at my own luck while gripping the sink tigher.
*Crack*
"System what can you do." I asked with a sigh, following the typical generic trope of what other reincarnators would ask their systems.
[Host please say status to check your status]
"Did this fucking system just change topics when I asked it what it can do" I thought with anger rising from inside me and slammed my hand on the sink hardly.
*BAM*
"TELL ME YOUR FUCKING FUNCTIONS YOU SHITTY SYSTEM." I said screaming at the top of my lungs with rage.
*CRACK*
*BOOOM*
"FUCK." I said loudly, falling to the floor in pain and crawled my fat body towards the bathtub and leaned myself against it while breathing hardly and willing my status window to appear.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Genzou Asaoka] [Hp: 80 / 100]
[Race: Human]
[Age: 58]
[Lvl: 1] [Exp: 0 / 100]
[P: 0]
[Titiles: [Sack of shit], [Garbage], [Degenerate], [Chairman]
[Str: 8]
[Agi: 4]
[Vit: 8]
[Int: 8]
[Skills: [Sex: Lvl: 9]
[Storage: Genzou's Memory]
"Oh, so thats why the system told me to summon my sta....the fuck." I said with realization, only to suddenly pause and move my ass back and forth which made my face contort Into something hideous that couldn't be described by human words alone.
I got up from the floor and shakely reached towards my hairy ass with my left hand while my right hand was spreading it open and suddenly touched something that was inside it and thought "System what the fuck is in my ass and how come I haven't felt it until now"
[Host it is a butt plug and it is good news because it means that you are adjusting to your new body well]
"SYSTEM WHY THE HELL IS THERE A FUCKING BUTT PLUG IN MY ASS." I said screaming at the top of my lungs with anger.
[Host please calm down it is not that serious]
My face twisted even more and screamed with rage "NOT SERIOUS, HA, NOT SERIOUS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FIND NOT SERIOUS ABOUT A FUCKING BUTT PLUG UP MY ASS."
[DING!]
[Beginner Quest = Push the butt plug out of your ass: Reward = Gift package]
[Penalty: Castration]
"System why the fuck couldn't you choose somebody else to do this shit." I said while taking a deep breath to calm myself down before I loose my temper even more over the quest this shitty system just gave me.
[Host do the beginner quest or I will commence the penalty and deem it a failure]
"Let's just get this shit out of the way because no man wants to lose their dick" I thought while looking down at my cock, only to faint and the butt plug to shoot out of my ass along with a loud fart that made it gape and big turd to slip out of it.
*BOOM*
*POP
*BFFFFTT*
[DING!]
[Beginner Quest = Push the butt plug out of your ass: Reward = Gift package]
[Beginner Quest: Completed]
[Penalty: Castration]
[DING!]
[Calculating reward level...]
[Calculating reward level...]
[Calculating reward level...]
[DING!]
[Congratulations host you have received a b level gift package]
TIMESKIP: 1 minute later.
Ugh....w....wha...what happened." I said stutteringgly while waking up, only to smell something and realize that I really became a overweight sack of shit.
I got up from the floor and suddenly felt something wet on my feet and looked down and seen a puddle of white liquid and a big turd and looked back down at my cock and staggered a little, feeling like I was about to pass out again and said stutteringly with a shakey voice while looking down at a very huge uncircumcised cock filled with smegma and hair, and dark brown dirty pubic hair and huge saggy hairy balls "I...h...have a...d...dirty cock."
[Indeed host it is 18 inches, would you like to receive your gift package]
I took a deep breath to calm myself down and grabbed a roll of tissue and started wiping my cock and bent down and wiped my foot and the floor while saying with a withdrawn sigh "Yes but I doubt it'll be anything I like."
[DING!]
[Host you've received: 100 dollars]
[Host you've received: 20 points]
[Host you've received the perk: Ugly bastard body]
[Host you've received the item: Collar of submission]
[Host you've received the skill: Hand of pleasure]
"Like I said, nothing good." I said with a sigh while throwing the tissue into the toilet.
[DING!]
[Do you accept: Yes / No]
I immediately pressed yes on the status screen since I will get payed for shooting a fucking butt plug out of my ass.
"S...system is this the ugly bastard body perk." I said stutteringly while breathing hardly and coughing at the smell I started emitting, feeling my body became very hot and my body start to gain a little more weight and my cock grow all the way to 20 inches and my balls become a little bigger.
[Indeed host]
"Status." I said while leaving the bathroom, the floor creaking with each step I took.
As I left the bathroom I went and sat on my bed, maneuvering around all the junk on the floor and sat on the bed and looked at my status window.
[STATUS]
[Name: Genzou Asaoka] [Hp: 100 / 100]
[Race: Human]
[Age: 58]
[Lvl: 1] [Exp: 0 / 100]
[P: 20]
[Titiles: [Sack of shit], [Garbage], [Degenerate], [Chairman]
[Perks: Ugly bastard Body]
[Str: 10]
[Agi: 10]
[Vit: 10]
[Int: 10]
[Skills: [Hand of pleasure: Lvl: 1],[Sex: Lvl: 9]
[Storage: [Collar of submission], [Money: 100], [Genzou's Memory]
I sighed and just accepted my current reality and thought while pressing on the former owner's memories in the system storage "What a ugly beginning"
...
THE END...