Volume 5: The Forbidden Queen Wants Me (But So Does My Entire Harem)
Chapter 2: "My Wives Declared War on the Forbidden Queen (While I Was Naked and Glitched)"
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⚔️ Section 1: Harem Ultimatum
It began with a slap.
A divine slap.
A volcanic, time-warping, harem-protective goddess slap.
Malvexa's hand connected with Kai's cheek before he even registered she'd moved. The shockwave cracked three moons and obliterated a wedding-themed constellation.
"YOU LET HER KISS YOU?!"
"I—IT WAS FORBIDDEN LORE-BASED MANIPULATION—"
Caelith stomped. "And you just stood there like a glitched deer in divine headlights!"
Kai rubbed his face. "I think I saw my childhood in that slap…"
Venmira hovered above them, lips still glowing.
"Admit it, harem darlings. He liked it."
Yui, now rebooted, raised a system-formed megaphone.
> [DECLARATION OF INTERDIMENSIONAL WAR]
Target: Venmira, Queen of Forbidden Love
Faction: Kai's Godly Wives Union
Casus Belli: Unauthorized Glitched Affection Theft
Kai flailed. "Why is my system declaring war?!"
"Because you're glitch-married to all of us, Kai!" Elyssaria's halo sparked furiously. "And she just injected herself into the bond!"
"Yeah," Moona growled, pulling vines into a whip. "And now you smell like betrayal and seductive doom."
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🧨 Section 2: Strategic Lust Deployment
The divine palace activated emergency protocols.
Pillars of love-energy pulsed. Heart-shaped drones deployed shields. Auralith summoned a twelve-dimensional intimacy chart.
Kai stood in the middle, half-naked, surrounded by angry wives and a floating enemy goddess who looked like sin made silk.
"So what happens now?" he asked, barely ducking a thrown bra-scythe from Moona.
Yui beeped.
> [Harem Treaty Suggestion #13: "Kiss, Duel, or Both" Protocol]
Pros: Efficient conflict resolution
Cons: May destabilize Kai's hormone levels beyond acceptable mortal limits
Venmira smirked. "Oh, I vote both."
Elyssaria stepped forward, armor gleaming. "Trial by Lust Combat. Winner claims primary wife status."
"Wait—what?!"
Kai's shout was ignored.
Malvexa roared. "I accept your challenge, Forbidden Witch."
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🥀 Section 3: Trial by Lust Combat
The arena formed itself instantly—a sacred dueling ground of roses, silk, glowing orbs, and dangerously bouncy beds.
Rules were simple:
First one to seduce the opponent out of the arena wins.
No killing. (Unless the system glitches.)
Venmira hovered in, clad in lace and threat.
Malvexa entered with a blade made of molten desire and righteous flame.
Kai sat in the "Husband's Box," tied to a vibrating throne of discomfort. Moona shoved popcorn into his mouth while Caelith live-narrated in musical verse.
> "Watch as wrath meets wicked bliss, And Kai regrets that scandalous kiss~"
Malvexa struck first—literally cutting Venmira's gown with a love-charged flame slash.
Venmira retaliated by whispering a forbidden vow into Malvexa's mind.
Malvexa blushed.
"I... I felt that in my eternal soulcore!"
Kai screamed. "Can we stop sexy battling for ONE MINUTE?!"
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😵 Section 4: Kai's Glitch Overload
The fight escalated into a spectacle of devastating allure and combusting furniture.
The system beeped frantically.
> [WARNING: Kai's Lust Resonance Levels = 9000%]
[ERROR: Forbidden Bond conflicting with Goddess Marital Sync]
[STATUS: Emotional Glitchstorm Imminent]
Kai's nose bled.
He convulsed.
His pupils flickered between every goddess he'd ever kissed across all timelines.
Auralith rushed to his side. "He's overloading!"
Caelith began singing a love song backwards.
Yui activated Protocol: Emergency Snuggle Override.
But Venmira floated closer.
"Let me stabilize him. He's mine too, now."
The goddesses protested.
Kai groaned, floating into the air.
"I CAN SEE THE DIVINE PATCH NOTES—WHY IS THERE A LINE CALLED 'KAI'S WOMB-COMPATIBILITY INDEX?!'"
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🪬 Section 5: Glitched Treaty of Temporary Co-Wifehood
The chaos stopped when Elyssaria shouted, "ENOUGH!"
She planted her sword.
Lightning filled the sky.
"The harem is broken. We either fracture… or adapt."
Silence.
Venmira raised a brow. "You mean... share?"
Malvexa hissed. "Temporarily."
Moona: "Only if she doesn't lick him in his sleep."
Yui:
> [New Treaty Proposal: "Shared Harem Arc – Venmira Clause Enabled"]
Duration: Until Volume Finale
Kai Access: Rotational cuddling with clause-approved flirtation caps
Venmira Role: Rival-Wife Under Observation
Kai blinked. "You all agreed to this?"
Elyssaria's eye twitched. "We didn't agree. We survived."
Venmira smiled sweetly. "Then I suppose I'll move in."
The system chimed:
> [HAREM +1: Queen Venmira (Rival-Wife: Forbidden)]
[WARNING: Seven More Forbidden Brides Have Been Alerted by the Bond]
[Incoming Transmission: Bride #2 – The Goddess of Envy]
Kai fainted.
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✅ End of Chapter 2 of Volume 5