"Ahem!" Kiana suddenly coughed, breaking the silence. It was only then that Li Xuan snapped out of his daze.
'A beautiful girl suddenly appearing in a flash of white light, that means…' Li Xuan, his intelligence back to normal, immediately looked at his small table. 'I knew it!…' Li Xuan looked at the empty table, his face filled with helplessness.
"You are, the Rifled Flintlock?!" Li Xuan asked with an uncertain tone, although he was already ninety percent sure that the girl was the transformed Rifled Flintlock—a gun-girl!
"Mhm~ Yes, my master~" the beautiful maid girl said with a smiling blink. Then, the beautiful maid girl tilted her head slightly, her slender right index finger gently touching her jade-like cheek, and said playfully, "Master~ my name is Liv, please take good care of me!"
Li Xuan, a typical otaku who had lived for over a decade, had his intelligence drop again after the maid's deliberate cute act, and he fell into a daze. Even Kiana, at his side, suddenly turned red, her expression a little contorted as she turned her head away, her hands for some reason clutching her nose.
"…Such a cute maid girl, and she acknowledged Li Xuan as her master?! What a waste!…" Kiana whispered with a clear tone of envy, jealousy, and hate, clutching her nose. Although… Kiana's voice was indeed very soft, but… she was also very close to Li Xuan! So Li Xuan really did hear everything…
"…" Li Xuan, recovering from his daze, heard Kiana's muttering and felt as if a thousand alpacas were happily stampeding back and forth in his heart. Are you trying to start a fight?! Am I ugly?! What's with that 'a good cabbage was eaten by a pig' tone?! Li Xuan glared at Kiana.
The little boat of friendship really does capsize just like that… Li Xuan silently lamented the fragility of human relationships.
"Ahem~" Liv coughed lightly, her expression slightly serious. She bowed slightly to Li Xuan and said, "Master, please allow your personal maid, Liv, to give a detailed self-introduction~" Liv raised her head, her red eyes looking at Li Xuan.
"…Y-you may!" Li Xuan was also infected by her serious expression and put on a straight face. Then he turned his head away, a little embarrassed, not daring to look at her directly. Forgive him! After all, he was a single otaku dog who had been single for over a decade. The number of girls he had seen who were as beautiful as Liv, even including the Honkai yuri trio, he could count on one hand.
Hmm, it had to be said… this was a sad story.
"Yes, my dear master~" Maid Liv bowed slightly again, stood up straight, and began her serious self-introduction. "My name is Liv, and from today on, I am your personal maid…"
Liv smiled and said, "My height is 158cm, my birthday is December 10th…" Li Xuan nodded repeatedly. He felt that his cheap maid's introduction was indeed very detailed… She even told him her birthday. He could give her a birthday present in the future.
"My measurements are 80, 50, 86…" Liv continued with a smile.
"Pfft!…" Wait! This is too detailed! Li Xuan had just taken a sip of tea to wet his throat, but he ended up spitting it all out. Although he tried his best to avoid Kiana, he inevitably got some tea on the corner of her clothes.
"Sorry, Kiana, I didn't mean to… What the hell are you doing?!!" Li Xuan raised his head, about to apologize to Kiana, but found that her face was red with excitement. She was holding a small notebook in her left hand and a pen in her right, looking like the most diligent student in school.
"Taking notes, taking notes…" As Li Xuan got closer, he heard Kiana muttering to herself. He glanced over and saw that Kiana was writing down everything Liv said at an astonishing speed of three words per second! He even… thought he saw his own name.
How scary! This was the only word in Li Xuan's mind at this moment.
"Liv, wait…" Li Xuan covered his face in exasperation, stopping Maid Liv from revealing any more of her private information.
"Eh?! Yes, my master…" Liv didn't say anything and agreed to Li Xuan's words, stopping. For a good maid, the master's command must be obeyed!
"Hey, hey?! Why did you stop?! Continue! Liv-chan, we haven't gotten to know you well yet!…" Kiana reluctantly stopped writing and asked, puzzled.
"Take out the 'we'!" Li Xuan said angrily. "Kiana, hand over that little notebook!… At least tear out Liv's information for me!" Li Xuan held out his hand.
"!! In your dreams! I'll bite you!" Kiana was like a lioness protecting her cub, hugging the little notebook tightly. This was her treasure that would lead her to a harem in the future! How could she hand it over!
"Die? Make master die?…" Liv said softly at the side. Although she was still smiling, her smile felt cold.
Liv stared at Kiana, who was clutching the little notebook, and her lips curled into a smile. She took a step forward with her left foot, and then… she disappeared. The next second, she appeared behind Kiana. She bent down slightly and pulled out two smoothbore pistols from the sides of her maid dress, pressing them against the back of Kiana's head.
"Don't be fooled by my appearance. For my master, I wouldn't hesitate to die~" Liv said with a smile, pressing the guns against Kiana's head. "Ah… sorry… I accidentally said something strange~" Liv's smile was as warm as cherry blossoms in April.
"Gulp~" Kiana swallowed nervously. Based on her many years of experience in flirting with girls, this was definitely a yandere.
"I'll tear it out…" Miss Kiana decisively chose her own life over her hobby. After all, she only had to tear out one page. As the saying goes, as long as the green mountains are there, there's no need to worry about firewood, right?! Besides, Kiana thought the probability of successfully winning this maid over was low.
"Rip, rip~" Kiana, with a look of painful sacrifice, tore out her precious treasure with her own hands. She felt that because of this tragedy, she would have to eat at least three bowls of rice tonight to turn her grief into appetite!
"Liv, throw it away…" Li Xuan, with a speechless expression, 'forcefully' took the paper from Kiana's reluctant hand and gave it to Liv.
"Master, you don't want it?…" Liv asked.
"Mhm… I don't want it!" Li Xuan said decisively, ignoring Kiana's pitiful eyes.
"Yes~" Liv smiled faintly, threw the paper into the air, and then… cocked her guns, and fired. A hail of bullets engulfed the white piece of paper.
"Gulp~" (swallows)
"By the way, master! Liv's dream is to become a magical girl!" Liv suddenly said, as if she had just remembered. "Please take good care of me in the future!" She smiled with her eyes narrowed, like a little cat being petted by its master.
Under the sunlight, the bright silver smoothbore guns reflected the white light, which was a little dazzling.