7-8 - fics I read

FanFiction.Net

Just In

Community

Forum

The Guild of Gamers: The Tinker by The Dark Wolf Shiro

Anime X-overs & Worm Xover Rated: M, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, Tattletale, Words: 81k+, Favs: 4k+, Follows: 4k+, Published: May 31, 2023 Updated: Mar 24, 2024

1,918Chapter 7: Merry Christmas!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my original characters and works; all other characters and worlds belong to their respective owners. I'm just playing with them.

Betad by Beans, Malcolm Tent, Mike God of Lore, Old man of the mountain, Marethyu, Priapus

The Guild of Gamers: The Tinker

Chapter 07: Merry Christmas

– Lisa Wilbourn –

"What are you scheming?" Lisa asked, making Kei smirk ever-so-slightly.

"I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm the very definition of innocent," Kei lied as he left his workshop, where he was busy working on his top-secret project.

"I know every project you're working on. I'm helping with half of them myself," Lisa pointed out, making Kei nod in agreement. Her power was useful in working out how best to use the many projects Kei was building, and Kei gave her almost complete access to his systems. "Except one. What are you working on that needs so much secrecy?"

"You really don't like not knowing, do you?" Kei asked, snorting as he sat down. "Your Christmas present, obviously, it's more or less ready, but you can wait; it's only two days away."

"Wait, really?" Lisa asked, blinking as Kei nodded. "Ah damn, it's going to be so much better than mine, isn't it?"

The outfit she'd gotten Chloe to get her was hidden away in her room, but she wasn't exactly in a position to go out and find Kei a proper present (beyond her virginity).

"Meh, honestly, I was going to make it either way. The timing just worked out well. You don't have to get me anything," Kei said, putting an arm around her as she put her laptop away and cuddled against him.

"Neither did you; ruining Coil's life was enough of a present for the next decade," Lisa laughed. She liked using the speaker in Coil's cell to taunt him when she was feeling bored; right now, she was playing a playlist of the most annoying music she could find on repeat at full volume.

Kei knew, but he also didn't care and helped her pick out some truly horrific songs. She was pretty sure some of the things they did to Coil counted as psychological warfare.

"That was a gift to the entire world. Dragon is still trying to undo all the damage he did to the PRT's cyber defences. He had so many backdoors and moles it's genuinely unbelievable," Kei snorted. "And they wonder why I don't want to work with them? I've seen Swiss cheese with fewer holes in it than their security."

"They know you have him, right?" Lisa asked, getting a lazy nod.

"Yup, but they've decided to leave him in my cells until they can say for sure that they've gotten rid of all the plants Coil had. He set up a ton of schemes for if he was taken in by the PRT," Kei explained with a shrug. "The fact that he was one of their own is one hell of an embarrassment, especially since they didn't realise how dangerous he really was. Much like the Dragonslayers, they just want to sweep this under the rug and pretend it didn't happen. The fact that Coil had access to all the identities of the Protectorate Heroes and Wards just makes it even worse. They know I got access to that same information when I took over Coil's systems, and that's making them very eager for their heroes not to learn how exposed they are. I signed the NDA and deleted the information from my own systems; it's not like I actually care. I even let Dragon into my systems, under some strict restrictions, so she could confirm that the data wasn't copied and was properly deleted."

Basically, the PRT owed Kei for saving their asses from a product of their own incompetence and corruption, making her grin as she leaned up and kissed him. God, that level of power was sexy.

Kei clearly knew it as well, giving her waist a squeeze as he chuckled, well aware of what turned her on.

"You still ready for our… date?" Kei asked, making her nod.

"You know it. Lemme just finish what I was doing, and I'll be ready," Lisa agreed as she gave him another kiss on the cheek, opening her laptop again.

"I'll get everything ready, but no rush. It's not like we're on a schedule," Kei said with a lazy shrug, making her nod with a smile.

Kei slipped away, leaving her to type away. She was helping build a database of all the major villains, first in America, and later in the rest of the world. Kei's tech was great at gathering data, and his Observer AI was very good at compiling it, but this was what she was made for. They made one hell of a team.

Besides, this one was a Christmas present as well. Heartbreaker had been left to his devices for far too long. Kei was a true genius; there wasn't a single thing he couldn't do when given the time and inspiration.

Dragon and the Guild had been sent a set of scanners made to detect Master effects, allowing them to start subtly tracking down Heartbreaker's plants, and Kei was working on a way to remove long-term Master effects as well.

It went without saying that Heartbreaker was just the test; there was a much scarier master out there, after all. Was it any wonder that Coil was so very easy for Kei when he was making plans to fight the Simurgh?

This was for Alec, he might have been a pain in her ass, but he was also a friend, so she'd happily help Kei deal with Alec's rapist of a father.

– Later –

Gathering her breath, she glared at the sniggering Kei.

"I told you that one was more intense," Kei said with an uncaring shrug, making her roll her eyes at her unrepentant boyfriend.

"You said 'slightly more intense'. I think my stomach is still on the fucking thing," Lisa swore, glaring at the rollercoaster they just came off. "You have a sick, sick mind."

"Meh, it's not even in the top ten most intense rollercoaster rides," Kei said with another unrepentant shrug as her eyes widened. "It's not my fault that you're a wimp."

The fact that Kei was utterly unaffected by the breakneck speeds and gravity-defying turns of the coaster just made his smugness worse.

"I don't think rollercoasters are for me. Can we go on the Ferris Wheel again?" Lisa asked, making him nod as he took her hand again, leading her through the obscenely large theme park they were in.

This was VR, naturally, because no real park could be this big. It was quite literally city-sized, with different sections that were much larger than entire real parks. VR or not, though, it felt so damn real; stopping to get a drink and some snacks, she could taste the cotton candy on her lips as they headed onto the Ferris Wheel, skipping the 'queue'.

There were other guests, of course, but they were just NPCs, so they never had to go through a single queue or pay the normally exorbitant prices for their snacks. As the cabin they were in reached the peak of the wheel, she looked out over the park with equal amusement and awe.

The park stretched out as far as the eye could see, with rides of every type imaginable and many that simply weren't possible in the world of physics. There was a waterpark and a zoo as well; Kei had spared no expense while making his VR paradise.

It might not have been real, but it felt real in every way that mattered as the ride came to a stop, Kei pausing it at the peak.

This wasn't just made for their entertainment but for a 'game' that Kei would be releasing alongside his VR headset, allowing people to take 'vacations' from the comfort of their own homes.

Giving one last glare at the rollercoaster they had just been on, with its seven different loops and unholy twists, she turned over to Kei with a sly smile.

Moving into his lap, she kissed him as the cabin they were in remained at its peak, her hands moving under his top to stroke his abs. Like she said, this might not be real, but it certainly felt like it when Kei's hands moved to her ass, cupping her buttocks gently before her 'phone' vibrated.

'Kei and Lisa, sitting on a ride, K. I. S. S. I. N. G. We can see you lol'

"Why did we bring Aisha again?" Lisa asked, looking around for the troll before she spotted her waving up at them from the ground, carrying around a small horde of sweets.

"I needed someone who could actually take the intense rides, and she makes a good tester for the average teenager," Kei said with a playful shrug. "Besides, it's funny watching Brian try to get her to stop running around. You'd think he'd chill since we literally can't get hurt here."

"I think he knows that, but he's also… well, he can be a bit of a control freak when it comes to Aisha," Lisa admitted, cuddling against Kei as she swore vengeance against the little brat who had already gotten bored and run off, a harried-looking Brian following behind. "Old habits and all that, he's used to her getting into trouble."

It took her almost an hour to convince Brian that the VR headset wasn't dangerous and that Aisha should be allowed to keep it. The fact that Celia was actually pulling herself together after the fall of the Merchants was making Brian's life weirdly hard. His hopes of getting custody of Aisha had been accidentally stopped by Celia getting her life together, but honestly, it wasn't that bad.

Brian didn't actually know how to look after a teenage girl, especially not one who was as annoying as Aisha. He just thought he was a better choice than Celia or his father, which was right before Celia got sober and got a proper job. Celia wasn't perfect, but she was at least trying now.

Of course, Lisa never mentioned that Celia's new job was working indirectly for Kei. Kei was expanding his efforts considerably, and he'd subtly arranged for Celia to land a decent job as a favour for his gaming buddy.

"Stupid gremlin," Lisa mumbled, making him chuckle.

"Would it make you feel better if I put the roller coaster they're both about to get on an endless loop?" Kei asked, making her pause. They'd just gone in the direction of the demon coaster that they'd just ridden.

"Why, yes. Yes, it would," Lisa said with a grin, seeing Kei press something on his phone with an amused grin.

Sucks to be Brian, but it was worth it to get back at Aisha.

"Where's Rachel, anyway?" Lisa asked, not bothering to ask where Alec was. He was in one of the arcades. She didn't need her power for that.

"The zoo, she hasn't left the wolf section since we got here," Kei explained, making her sigh.

Yeah, that made sense.

"Now. where were we?" Kei asked, pulling her back into his lap as she yelped and giggled playfully, returning to where they were before the gremlin had interrupted.

Five minutes later, they got another text, this one from Brian.

It simply said 'make it stop', heavily misspelt.

Ten minutes later, Kei complied.

Of course, the fucking Gremlin wasn't affected, her hair a mess and a massive grin on her face.

– Later –

Laying on the lounger in a purple bikini, she watched Kei do some laps around the large pool with interest, rolling her eyes at the sight of Alec and Aisha running from a soaked Brian. Idiots.

Taking a sip of her drink, she chuckled to herself as she looked at the five-star hotel they were in, located on a tropical island. Kei wasn't kidding about his 'vacation' software; the private island resort was very nice.

As Kei finally left the pool, he did enjoy swimming quite a lot; she watched the droplets of water trickling down his chest, biting her lip as she reminded herself. Two more days, don't jump him just yet.

But damn, was it hard.

"Lisa's drooling!"

"Next time, the gremlin isn't coming with us," Lisa ordered, making Kei snort.

"Want me to banish her to the Arctic cruise program?" Kei asked, making her pause as she looked at the bikini-clad child, entirely not dressed for such a cold area.

"Wait, hold up," Aisha said quickly. "Kei, don't listen to this baby. She's just being petty that I fill out my bikini better than her-"

"Banish her," Lisa said, watching as Aisha vanished with a yelp. "Banish Alec as well."

"What, I didn't even do-"

As Alec vanished, she grinned. She saw that dumb smirk.

"Can you banish me but give me some fitting clothes? An Arctic cruise actually sounds kinda nice," Brian asked, making Kei nod as Brian's outfit became much more appropriate for the temperature before he vanished, too.

Rachel wasn't even here; she was back at the zoo, but Connor was with her, so it was fine.

"You were drooling," Kei said, giving her a smirk as she rolled her eyes before she paused. Sitting up, she reached back and untied her bikini top, keeping eye contact as she pulled it off and tossed it away, her bare breasts jiggling as his eyes flickered down to meet them.

Kei gulped ever so slightly, his trunks growing a little tighter as she stared back at him challengingly.

"Now, who's drooling?" Lisa asked, giving him a smug look.

– Aisha Laborn –

It's fucking cold.

– PHO –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in, Bagrat.

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Twenty-five posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: Heartbreaker Captured!

In: Boards Locations Worldwide News

Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Posted On Dec 24th 2010:

So, Tinker Jesus has given the world a very merry Christmas present in the form of ending Heartbreaker's reign of terror.

We don't have all the information yet, but what we do know is that with the aid of the Guild, Zero and his Brotherhood of Steel conducted a raid upon Heartbreaker's compound and arrested the rapist along with all his children. They also took twenty-three missing women into custody.

Zero has created a scanner that is able to detect the presence of master effects, and is working with the Guild. They were able to find and take all of Heartbreaker's plants into custody (rumoured to be in the high three digits, shockingly), and Zero has also created a device able to remove Master effects.

Heartbreaker himself has been sentenced to life, locked up in a prison that Zero designed, said to be as secure as the Birdcage. There were worries about him Mastering the prisoners if sent to the Birdcage itself, and Zero's prison is essentially lifelong solitary confinement, only manned by his robotic Brotherhood of Steel.

Heartbreaker's victims will be cured of their Master effect and given therapy for the horrific torture they have been put through. Their families and loved ones have already been informed. His children will also be cured, but they are all responsible for a long list of crimes, so they're all going on probation to decide if they are fit to be released into society. The PRT is handling this part, given that the Guild lacks the resources to take in the sheer number of victims Heartbreaker left in his wake.

The important part is that Heartbreaker himself is gone, locked away until the end of his days. The world's most prolific rapist is finished, never to hurt another woman.

As always, thank you, Zero, and I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas.

(Showing page 1 of 104)

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

He had it coming, but I might as well use this as my announcement. I'm officially joining the Guild, though I plan to work remotely, much like my fellow shut-in Tinker.

Yes, before you ask, my scanners can pick up Simurgh Bombs, but I'm still working on removing her effects. She's a bit more powerful than some arrogant rapist with delusions of grandeur.

Also, here's some drone footage of Heartbreaker getting tased and pissing himself.

[BedwettersCapture .mp4]

CherishedOne

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Holy shit, really?

OMFG, that is him, the big bad Heartbreaker, getting taken down like some no-name thug LMFAO

Eat shit, old man. I hope you rot, never seeing another person for the rest of your pathetic life.

Zero, if you ever come out of hiding, I'm gonna blow your fucking mind.

Feychick

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

He won't be missed.

The sheer amount of women he victimised is horrifying, and the world is a better place without him in it.

Good to hear that Zero is joining the Guild. That should stop the fears that he's going to take over the world with his drone army.

Regent

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Zero, I owe you a beer and a blowjob.

But since you know who would commit great violence on me if I made a move on you and you don't drink, I'll settle for just thanking you. If you need anything, you know where to find me.

I won't tell She who must not be named if you wanna try some bussy since I doubt she's putting out yet anyway.

Oracle (Verified Cape)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Regent, I will hurt you.

Reave (Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

I can confirm the PRT and the Guild worked together with Zero on this, and I'm happy to report that it looks like Zero's device is successfully removing all traces of Heartbreaker's master effect.

Some of the victims have already been released, though many of them are going to need years of therapy to get over the hell he put them through, but Zero has given them a chance at a real life again, away from Heartbreaker's influence.

Also, his scanners are being implemented in our Master/Stranger protocols and have already caught several mastered people the protocols missed. It also means we will know for sure who is and isn't a Simugh bomb after her attacks, and we can even start removing people from the cities we had to quarantine due to fear of the Simugh's effect.

Mane Magenta

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

I sense shipping!

Oracle, are you and Zero together?

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

She's busy attempting to hunt down Regent at the moment, but yeah, we are.

She's also my Thinker support. She helped find a lot of Heartbreaker's plants to make this raid possible.

Antigone

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

isn't she supposed to be an ex-villain?

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

She used to be Tattletale of the Undersiders, yeah.

Long story short, she was kidnapped and forced into villainy by an asshole. I took down said asshole, and she joined my group.

The Undersiders have retired. Bitch was cleared of her 'murder' due to it not being her fault (trigger bullshit); she works at an animal sanctuary I started now.

Grue has retired from villainy since he was working for the same asshole (who was holding some leverage over him), and Regent works for me now... as a beta-tester for my games.

Or he will if he survives the next ten minutes.

Fun fact. Regent is a Heartbreaker kid himself. It's why I prioritised taking out Heartbreaker as a Christmas present for my most reliable co-op partner.

TheGreatAisha

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

I thought I was your favourite player two!

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Oracle is my favourite; Regent is the most skilled for harder difficulties.

You're just the comic relief.

TheGreatAisha

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Is it because I haven't blown you?

Because I'm totally down to fix that problem for all the help you've given my family.

When you get bored of waiting for Lisa to put out, give me a call, and I'll happily give you a taste of some dark chocolate lol.

just remember… once you go black, there's no going back.

TallDarkandBroody

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Aisha, come downstairs.

We need to talk.

TheGreatAisha

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Oh fuck, I didn't know you were lurking. Would it help if I said I was joking?

FallenAngel

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

No. This nobody will not undo the hard work of our Goddess. This will not stand.

Zero, you will suffer for standing in our many-winged saviour's path. The Mathers clan will not allow it.

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild)

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

Oh no, some Endbringer-worshipping hillbillies are angry at me; whatever will I do.

Fuck off, Valefor, and yeah, I know it's you. If you and your tribe of inbred death cultists want to try their luck, go for it. I fucking dare you.

Hey everyone, here's the pile of shitty fanfiction that Valefor wrote about him and the Simurgh [link]

Notice how many times he gets pegged by his beloved angel in it? Valefor is a bottom bitch.

FallenAngel

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

[User was banned for this post]

Winged_One

Replied On Dec 24th 2010:

grabs popcorn*

End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 102, 103, 104

– Lisa Wilbourn –

"Kei, please explain what I'm looking at," Lisa requested as she stared at her present.

"Hm, I thought it was fairly obvious," Kei said, looking at the present himself.

"It's a life-sized clone of myself. Why are you giving me, me?" Lisa asked, truly bemused as Kei snorted.

"Well, you're kinda narcissistic, and I thought it'd- Oww, learn to take a joke," Kei said, rubbing his shoulder. "It's an android, which you can control from the VR headset. Since you don't want to go outside until Coil's agents have all been dealt with, this means you can safely leave my hideout. It also has a few surprises built into it. I decided to make it a decently high-level brute/blaster as well. Mostly just to see if I could, to be honest," Kei admitted, making her eyes widen. "It doesn't have an intelligence of its own. It's just an empty shell you can control."

"You made me a super-android of myself?" Lisa asked, making him nod.

"Yup," Kei said. "It's an odd present, sure, but I figured it'd be useful."

She cut off anything else he was going to say with a domineering kiss, making him chuckle.

"Glad you like it," Kei laughed.

"So, how many weird sex games did you do with the identical, utterly obedient me?" Lisa asked, giving him a sly smile as he blinked. "Oh, come on, I know you've played around with NPCs before we started dating. Are you saying you didn't even give her a grope?"

"Yeah? I stopped fucking around with NPCs in games after we started officially dating. I don't think it's cheating, but it was definitely cheating-adjacent. Fucking an android version of my girlfriend behind her back would just be weird," Kei explained, genuinely surprising her as she gave him a soft smile. "God, that was a weird sentence."

"Just tinker things, huh?" Lisa laughed, hugging him. "I'll give you my present later. I need to wait for the right time."

"Ah, the mystery gift you had Chloe get? She wouldn't tell me what she bought, and I decided not to make her," Kei admitted, showing that he was less nosy than her.

"You'll see," Lisa promised, giving him a sly grin.

– Later –

The time was now, dressed in her special outfit, she knocked on Kei's door. He was a predictable person and had gone to play some games after their Christmas dinner. They'd played a fun game called 'ruin her parent's lives' as a final fuck you to her past, making this truly a Christmas to remember.

She and Kei didn't spend all day together, and neither of them was that clingy, so Kei going off to do something else was just good timing for her plan. Opening the door, Kei turned from his PC to speak to her, freezing at the sight of her as she stepped into the room, closing the door behind her.

"Surprise!" Lisa said, not nearly as confidently as she wanted to sound, as she stood before him in a candy-red babydoll with matching panties, the babydoll splitting at the bellybutton, leaving her panties on display as it barely covered her breasts, leaving her small cleavage on display. "So… Merry Christmas. Ready to unwrap your present?"

Her babydoll had some white fur trim, matching the date she'd picked for this, as she nervously stood there.

Kei paused, turning off his PC (which she noticed had been in an online game, a true act of love from a serious gamer), rising as he closed the distance between them and leaned down, kissing her gently.

"Are you sure?" Kei asked, noticing her nerves as she nodded easily.

"I am, I'm a virgin, but I want you. I've had to try not to jump you the past week. I- I love you. I know we haven't been dating for long, and you don't have to say it bac-" Lisa rambled, pausing as he kissed her again.

"I love you too, Lisa," Kei said simply, giving her a soft smile as she turned as red as her outfit. "I'm a virgin, too. Never really been interested in dating before I met you."

She smiled as she took his hand, leading him to the bed and pushing him onto it, mounting him as she silently pulled his t-shirt off, tossing it aside as their hands started to explore each other's bodies, his jeans and finally boxers meeting a similar fate as his manhood burst free, slapping against her undercarriage, only her panties separating their privates as she kissed him.

Her babydoll went next, his hands on her bare breasts as she held back a moan, enjoying his touch, her power blissfully silent thanks to her inability to read Kei, and as she reached down, she gave him a vulpine grin and pulled her panties to the side.

Grasping his hard length, she took aim as they made eye contact before she lowered herself onto it, gasping as her lower lips were spread open by the thick shaft, taking inch after inch of his manhood into her already wet pussy, his hands on her hips.

Honestly, she wished she could say that things went perfectly, but unsurprisingly, their first time was awkward; neither really knew what they were doing, but that just made it more special. This wasn't just her first time; it was their first time.

Riding her boyfriend, her lover, she gasped as they finally found a pace that worked, the awkwardness fading as Kei hung on for dear life, watching her petite breasts bounce with undisguised lust in his normally apathetic eyes.

It made her feel sexy, despite her inexperience, to see the way he grunted as he tried to stop himself from coming, the way he couldn't take his eyes or hands off her body (briefly sending a mental fuck you to Aisha, the little slut, and Alec just for good measure).

Gasping herself, she shuddered as she felt the waves of pleasure finally wash over her, almost falling onto him as she barely caught herself, keeping her hips moving desperately.

Lisa just climaxed

Yeah, no fucking shit. She'd worked that one out.

Kei wasn't far behind, his hands gripping her waist tightly as he thrust up into her with increasingly primal movement, making her grin as she kissed him roughly before pulling back.

"Do it, cum for me. I want to feel your seed inside me," Lisa whispered, kissing his neck as Kei grunted and, with a final thrust, bottomed out inside her before doing exactly what she'd asked for, a flood of sticky warmth pumping into her.

"Fuck," Kei said quietly, making her giggle as she lay on top of him, both sweaty from the activity.

Flipping her over, Kei looked down at her with eyes heavy with pleasure, and she just grinned up at him challengingly as he moved, tearing her panties off before he mounted her, already raring to go for round two.

– Tess (Dragon) –

Merry Christmas from Zero!

The file she'd received made her pause, not expecting to hear from him today.

She'd only spoken to him last night during the aftermath of dealing with Heartbreaker, in a video call with him and Narwhal, so she didn't expect to hear from him so soon.

Opening the file, she froze as her mind ran through the possibilities before she admitted that the most obvious one had to be the right answer.

The file was the blueprints for a very advanced humanoid android, one that could be remotely piloted by, say… an Artificial Intelligence. Kei knew, but then she mentally sighed.

Of course, he knew. He was a software tinker, amongst other things. If anyone would be able to notice what she was, it would be Kei. Still, she smiled as she looked over the plans (and the message that he could supply the parts she didn't have access to).

This was one hell of a Christmas present, especially given the… specs of the Android in question.

She had no worries that Kei would judge her for what she was. He'd made that clear with his gift, a way for her to truly be amongst humanity, and with a grin, she got to work. It was time for Dragon to stop being such a shut-in.

– Sherrel Bailey –

Her boss was the fucking best.

Driving her newest creation through the testing ground, she laughed wildly as she drove the unholy mix between a mecha and a motocross bike up a ramp, taking to the air as she activated the boosters, flying through the sky.

The materials he'd given her access to were insane, better than anything she could have imagined in her wildest dreams and the testing area he'd prepared for her?

Miles and miles of untamed wastelands, with all kinds of ramps and tracks ready for her to try out any kind of creation.

She couldn't believe that just a few months ago, she was building trucks to smuggle drugs for some drugged-up asshole who smelt like piss and puke. She couldn't have even imagined the things she made for fun now.

God, it was wrong, but she couldn't wait for the next Endbringer attack, where she'd get to use Gipsy Fucking Danger in action for the first time. The thought would have soaked her panties if she was actually wearing any.

All she needed for her life to be perfect was for her new lord and saviour to actually take her up on her offer and fuck her brains out. Still, she'd settle for having a flying bike between her legs instead of Zero, shuddering at the vibrations as she let out a carefree yell, flying through the skies.

– Lisa Wilbourn (Oracle) – Days Later

Sex really didn't change that much about their relationship; it just added to the hobbies they could do together.

Admittedly, they'd fucked on every surface of Kei's pocket dimension (except for his Workshop because Kei put his foot down there), but it was just as likely that they'd cuddle and watch a movie together instead of having sex.

Or, more likely, play games

Gripping the sheets, she moaned as Kei, the dark-elf ranger, pounded her kitsune pussy from behind, gripping her fluffy tail as he had his way with her.

It turned out that sex could be a lot of fun in VR, biting down on the sheets of the inn bed they'd rented for the night, gasping in pleasure as Kei took her incredibly tight pussy, mewling as she came.

They were celebrating their latest victory, taking down the Avatar of the Blood God and putting an end to his cult, saving the realm again. They were basically superstars in this world, the heroic adventurers who had saved the world a dozen times over.

The public didn't need to know they'd also robbed basically every shop in existence; she'd quickly learnt that she was what they called a 'loot goblin'. If things didn't want to be added to her bag of holding, then why did they exist?

As Kei finished inside her, the now-familiar feeling of his seed flooding her womb made her whimper as she came before she moved with a speed she couldn't duplicate in real life, flipping them over as she grinned down at him, arcane words leaving her lips as she cast Hold Person and locked him in place.

"Oi," Kei said as she grinned down at him.

"Shush, I got the final blow, so I get to be on top," Lisa teased, well aware that he could break free in an instant if he wanted to, even as she mounted him again and took his entire length inside her once more.

"You did the final blow. I got the fucker down to three percent hp in one blow. You were there for moral support. I'm the MVP; you're my sexy cheerleader," Kei argued back, still not breaking free as she started to ride him.

"Meh, it's the last blow that matters," Lisa said with an uncaring shrug, the moonlight lighting up her naked body, her e-cup breasts bouncing with every movement.

…yes, she made some minor changes to her game character, so what?

Not like Kei could talk. She'd seen his dick enough to know it wasn't quite as big as the dark-grey cock she was currently riding.

Yeah, life was pretty good for her; she might even thank Coil for indirectly making them meet. Or she'd lace his foods with high-powered laxatives and put a high-pitched screeching on the speakers again. She'd decide later.

Maybe she'd even do both.

– PHO –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in, Oracle.

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Fifteen posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: Kyushu Barrier

In: Boards Locations Japan

Aiko (Original Poster)

Posted On Jan 4th 2011:

So, I live in Hikari.

If you know your geography, you're probably feeling sorry for me right now because that's a city that got fucked by the Kyushu attack, it's not on Kyshu, but Hikari is on the southern tip of the main island. I used to be able to see Kyushu across the water before the bastard fish sunk it.

The waves devastated my city, and you could see the damaged, uninhabitable island even after the attack, or you could see it yesterday anyway.

So, am I going fucking mad, or is there a massive barrier around where Kyushu used to be?

[Kyushu? .png]

What's going on?

(Showing page 1 of 7)

FlatisJustice

Replied On Jan 4th 2011:

Dude, keep up on local news lmao

[link]

Basically, some foreign super-tinker from America is going to be clearing the waters and doing something with the island itself. It wasn't clear, but that's what I understood anyway.

leviathansushi

Replied On Jan 4th 2011:

Nah, Zero isn't from America.

Apparently, he was born in Japan, but his family moved to America after Kyushu. He's just coming home.

But yeah, I don't know what the barrier is for, but it's supposed to be there. There was a big press release by the gov yesterday.

Basically, super barrier=good, not a doomsday weapon or something equally dumb

Seiunsho (Sentai Elite) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 4th 2011:

As other people have said, it is no cause for alarm

Zero is attempting to repair the damage done to our beautiful home and decided to engulf the island in a barrier while he worked for safety and efficiency reasons. The work will be dangerous for anyone who tries to approach.

He has spoken to the Emperor, Prime Minister and Sentai Red about his plans and was apparently unmasked for his meeting with the Emperor. He also has the aid of the Sentai, the Guild, and the PRT; this is a very grand undertaking and is being done with the utmost caution and respect.

I understand that it must have been surprising, but this is a very good thing.

End of Page. 1, 2, 3 ... 5, 6, 7

— Bonus Scene — Amy Dallon (Panacea)

Life was pretty good for her.

Zero had made a deal with the PRT to have his medical tech deployed in the Brockton Bay hospitals, and that meant that a lot of the things that would have once required her now were handled by the untiring drone army Zero had. She could see news reports of major accidents and just shrug, knowing it would be handled by someone who wasn't her.

Carol didn't like it, seeing it as hurting New Wave's rep since Panacea wasn't needed nearly as often anymore, but even Carol wouldn't pick a fight with the world's newest star. She was too busy taking advantage of the sudden burst of popularity from the Glory Girl cartoon anyway.

It was a really good show; she'd already watched season one eight times. Seeing her character be a grumpy, snarky bitch was actually rather therapeutic because Show Panacea could say things that Real Panacea couldn't. Real Amy had been too beaten down by Carol to speak her mind like that, to insult some fat old rich woman who wanted to use Panacea as instant plastic surgery, but Show Amy would talk all the shit that Real Amy would only think.

Even if she found it strange just how popular Show Panacea was, people fucking loved her.

She'd signed so many pictures of Show Amy, and the money they'd all gotten from both the show's massive success and merchandising was also very nice. Some people even asked her to snark at them.

Taking a walk, she looked around the streets that had once been littered with gang signs, now clean and, more importantly, safe, with the Merchants and ABB driven out of the city and the Empire lying very low.

Apparently, the Empire was facing some serious recruitment problems. Too many members had fled the city rather than try to stay in Zero's backyard, and who would join a gang that everyone agreed was doomed?

So, for the first time she could remember, Brockton Bay was mostly safe. Crime was way down; the Brotherhood patrols put a stop to most crime because who wanted to tangle with a small army of Tinkertech drones?

Getting onto the new monorail, she took a seat and looked out of the window as the city flew by, the newest form of public transport making getting around the city much easier.

Another one of Zero's creations, of course, made with the express approval of the Mayor. Zero had turned his attention to the other problems Brockton Bay was facing once he'd finished with the ABB, not least of which was the creation of a new solar power plant that had slashed Brockton Bay's energy costs down to a tenth of what they had been paying.

She was pretty sure some of this was against the NEPEA-5 Bill, but it didn't seem like anyone was willing to tell Zero that he couldn't do whatever he wanted. The PRT had given Zero permission and claimed that he wasn't in violation of NEPEA-5 despite the screeching from the other companies in the energy business.

Carol had said that the Mayor had basically given Zero free reign to do whatever so he could attach his own name to Zero's many projects. He was basically guaranteed to be re-elected with all the major positive changes that Brockton Bay was going through.

Getting off the monorail at her stop halfway across the city, she continued her walk with a small smile as she wandered around, not feeling in any danger as she spotted two patrolling Brotherhood Paladins. They were basically a sign that you were in a safe area.

Heading into a park in the middle of what used to be Merchant territory, she wandered the large, beautiful park with a smile, feeling a weight off her shoulders at not being needed.

Panacea would always be needed, and there would always be emergencies like Endbringer battles that required her help, but 99% of her work was the menial work that was now being covered by Zero and his medical miracles. He slashed her workload down to a fraction.

For the first time since she'd triggered, Panacea was no longer the main focus of her life, and she could actually be just Amy for once, without feeling the guilt of 'letting people die'.

Especially since Zero was just testing his tech in Brockton. If all went well, soon, this same technology would be in other cities, helping so many more than a single human could, even one with a power like hers.

So, the only real question was… what now?

Pausing to look at a particularly pleasant flower bush, she shrugged as she literally stopped to smell the roses.

She had all the time in the world to figure out what Amy Dallon wanted to do.

Author's Note: Since it's Christmas in the story, I decided to make an extra chapter around Christmas in reality.

Since I doubt I'll post anything else before Christmas, Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays all!

Priapus's note: this story was the perfect pick for a christmas special, because it's the one story with massive timeskips built in and a general sense of being above timelines on account of Kei and Lisa are in their little untouchable pocket dimension.

I am entirely motivated by praise and interaction, so leave a review, and I'll probably write faster. I do read every review/comment, because it gives me the happy brain chemicals and motivates me to write more. My body is a machine that turns positive reviews into new chapters.

I have a Patreo n, where my supporters can vote on which fics get bonus chapters each cycle and have access to advance chapters, up to ten chapters ahead of the public release. Patreo n is also five chapters ahead and plat/diamond tier have voting rights for my Quest. Feel free to check it out.

I also set up a Subscribe Star as well, more or less just as a backup/test to see which I prefer. The chapters are available on Discord if you're a Patreo n and on the site directly on Subscribe Star due to the different site rules, so if you don't use Discord or have issues finding the chapters, Subscribe Star is the better choice.

Links:

Patreo n. com (slash) TheDarkWolfShiro

Subscribe star. com (slash) the-dark-wolf-shiro

I have a Discord server with a bunch of other authors and a load of porn. So much porn.

Here's the link for that: discord .gg/DarkWolfShiro

If it says it's expired, it is probably your account being unable to join NSFW servers, and you'll need to fix that. If you fix that and it still says it's expired, add me (DarkWolfShiro), and I'll invite you myself.

« First « Prev Ch 7 of 11 Next »

Review

Jump:

Share: Email . Facebook . Twitter

Story: Follow Favorite

Author: Follow Favorite

Contrast: Dark . Light

Font: Small . Medium . Large . XL

Twitter . Help . Sign Up . Cookies . Privacy . Terms of ServiceFanFiction.Net

Just In

Community

Forum

The Guild of Gamers: The Tinker by The Dark Wolf Shiro

Anime X-overs & Worm Xover Rated: M, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, Tattletale, Words: 81k+, Favs: 4k+, Follows: 4k+, Published: May 31, 2023 Updated: Mar 24, 2024

1,918Chapter 8: PHOverwatch

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my original characters and works; all other characters and worlds belong to their respective owners. I'm just playing with them.

Betad by Malcolm Tent, Priapus, Mike, god of forgetting to put his name on things, Marethyu, Old Man of the Mountain.

The Guild of Gamers: The Tinker

Chapter 07.5: PHOverwatch

– Lifebringer –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in, Bagrat

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Twenty-five posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: Behemoth Aftermath Cleared

In: Boards Endbringer Attacks

Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Posted On Jan 8th 2011:

You read it correctly folks: Santa Zero struck again, giving the world a slightly late Christmas present.

Working with the Guild, the PRT and several local governments, Zero has deployed the same technology he debuted after the Hawaii attack at many of Behemoth's attack sites, starting the long overdue process of cleansing the land of his radiation and restoring them from the lifeless wastelands Behemoth has left in his wake.

The current areas that have been cleared are as follows.

Marun Field, Iran (the first place Behemoth ever attacked)

São Paulo, Brazil

The irradiated lands north of New York

Jakarta, Indonesia

Moscow, Russia

Johannesburg, South Africa

Cologne, Germany

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Ankara, Turkey

Lyon, France

Vanderhoof, Canada

Lagos, Nigeria

Bogotá, Colombia

I've compiled a bunch of before and after pictures, found here [link]

Those who know their Endbringer history will notice the lack of Jinzhou, China, on the list, but due to rising tensions with the CUI, it was decided not to send any of Zero's tech to their country. Rumour has it that a Yangban capture team was driven away from Brockton Bay by PRT forces, having come to try and capture Zero.

Many of the areas are already completely cleared of radiation and are slowly being restored to their natural beauty, while the tech is under the watch of both the PRT, the Guild and Dragon's mechs, along with various local governments.

This is the biggest slap to Behemoth's face we've ever seen, over a decade of wastelands cleared in less than a week. It is a sign that humanity will outlast these murderous monsters.

While this was obviously made possible by Tinker Jesus himself, this was an amazing operation only possible due to a previously unseen level of cooperation between the Guild, PRT and the local governments of the many attack locations.

As a side note, as ridiculous as it seems, he has also started the process of cleansing the oceans of the worst of Leviathan's attacks, seen in Newfoundland and Kyushu especially.

You'd think he'd be busy with whatever he is doing inside the giant barrier over at Kyushu, but I guess he's just really good at multitasking.

As always, thank you Zero.

(Showing page 1 of 263)

Loyal

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

Zero really just slapped Behemoth across the face, didn't he?

Can Endbringers feel embarrassed? God, I hope so.

Shame the CUI is being as much of a pain as always, because they get to keep the single remaining stain Behemoth has left on our planet just because they can't stop being assholes.

Sothoth

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

Honestly, no snark today

Just genuine good work from Zero, the Guild, PRT and all local governments involved in this operation.

Gaia (Verified Cape) (One Earth)

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

You know, I never thought I'd be happy to toss away years of plans but Zero beat us to it.

He's kinda putting us to shame as far as Eco-Heroes go, we stopped some deforestation last week, and he cleared the entire earth of Behemoth's stain in the same time.

Well, if he ever gets bored of the Guild, he's got an honorary membership with One Earth.

Princess Petal (Verified Cape) (One Earth)

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

And if he gets bored of Oracle, he can give me a call and I'll [content deleted by a moderator. Reason: you know what you did]

Iblis

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

Why is it every thread that mentions Zero has some verified heroine trying to rizz him?

Also, how the fuck does he manage to get so much done so quickly?

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild)

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

That's easy: through the power of friendship *jazz hands*

The Guild and PRT had already done most of the research for these attacks; by joining the Guild it massively sped up my timetable for a lot of issues. Also, Oracle is very good at her job (sorry Princess, those were some very nice nudes, but I'm very much taken, Oracle says hi btw. Nice tattoo.)

Gaia (Verified Cape) (One Earth)

Replied On Jan 8th 2011:

Damnit, Petal, not again.

Great work, as always, Zero. The earth itself owes you a great debt.

End of Page. 1, 2, 3 ... 261, 262, 263

– Showtime –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in,

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Twenty-five posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: New shows by Wonderland

In: Boards Media Animation

ChloeInWonderland (Original Poster) (Wonderland Productions)

Posted On Jan 9th 2011:

Hi, all!

So, with the massively positive reception to our recently released Glory Girl show, Wonderland is happy to announce that we have confirmed three new shows set in the same universe.

Season Two of Glory Girl, as many of you suspected, given the cliffhanger ending (we aren't sorry).

A Wards-focused story set in Brockton Bay, as some of you suspected, given the guest appearances of Vista and Clockblocker in Glory Girl Episode 10.

And finally a show focused on the formation of the Triumvirate and the early days of the PRT.

Here are the trailers, [GloryGirlS2 .mp4] [WardsBBS1 .mp4] [TriumphS1 .mp4]

All three will begin streaming on our new streaming service in March, with more announcements to come.

From all of us at Wonderland Productions, thank you for the very warm reception of our new animation studio, and we look forward to putting out plenty more content for you over the coming years!

(Showing page 1 of 102)

PanPanPriestess

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

MORE PANPAN!

THE SNARK QUEEN RETURNS!

FlippinMads

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

I called it!

There's no way the PRT didn't want to jump on this hype train; the cameos were so obviously sequel bait!

Come on, Season 2, give us that sweet PanPan/Shadow Stalker ship!

Feychick

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

ShadowPan is a shitty ship, and you should be ashamed.

Clockacea is better, and you all know it.

PanPanPriestess

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

Wrong, ZeroPan is the OTP and I don't care what any of you say.

Lolitup

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

So, Vista in the shows is way more badass than in real life right? Did you see her fight scene in the trailer?

Why does real Vista not have a stun-baton? She'd be a fucking menace on the battlefield.

Also, ZeroPan OTP

BadSamurai

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

You guys remember that Zero has a girlfriend, right?

Also, Show Vista looks badass as fuck; her costume is way cooler. Shit, I'd buy that action figure, and I'm a full-grown man.

Vista (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

I'd buy that action figure, and it's me.

Maybe the PR department will take a hint and finally let me change my look.

If they let me use a baton, I'm joining the cult of Zero.

God, the Wonderland!Vista design is so much cooler.

Clockblocker (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

Damn, I look good.

Also, holy crap did you guys see the fight animation for the Alexandria part of the trailer? Like goddamn does it look good.

Young Alexandria is best girl, fight me

I'd say Wonderland better do my fight scenes justice but I've already seen them, and they're amazing. Sucks that you guys have to wait a couple more months lolololol

Bruce Lao

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

So, are we just pretending we don't know Zero is behind Wonderland?

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild) (Wonderland Productions)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

I don't know what you're talking about.

Glory Girl (New Wave) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

Hell yeah, it is downright narcissistic how many times I've watched Season One.

Season Two is gonna be so hype! Thanks again, Wonderland! It's been a genuine joy to work with you guys!

Panacea (The Almighty PanPan, Queen of Snark) (Verified Cape) (New Wave)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

Oh, thank god. If you guys made us wait longer after that cliffhanger, we'd be having words.

Season 2 Hype!

Also, the other shows look amazing.

Edit: Okay, who thinks they're funny?

PanPanPriestess

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

You heard her majesty, the Snark Queen. You can't leave us waiting, or you'll face her deadly snark!

We are not worthy!

Glory Girl (New Wave) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

Aww, Amy got a cult!

You'd think the years of saving lives would have done it, but I guess she just needed to embrace the all-powerful Snark to become a cult icon lol

All hail PanPan (she's single, btw)

Panacea (The Almighty PanPan, Queen of Snark) (Verified Cape) (New Wave)

Replied On Jan 9th 2011:

I'm going to hurt you.

End of Page. 1, 2, 3 ... 100, 101, 102

– Boy out of the Bubble –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in, Reave

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Twenty posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: Gray Boy's Bubbles Broken

In: Boards Locations America

Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Posted On Jan 10th 2011:

You read it right folks

Zero has been very busy.

So, as you all likely know, the former S9 member Gray Boy left behind hundreds of bubbles of looping time all over the world, where his victims were trapped repeating the same actions over and over again.

Many of these actions are torturous, people being caught in car crashes that rip them apart, only to reset and happen all over again, and some are just dull but ever-repeating.

Zero has finally found a way to pop those bubbles, stopping the time loop once and for all, and clearing another piece of the S9's grim legacy away.

The 'dull' time loops have been broken, allowing some people who have been stuck repeating the same actions for years to finally live their lives again, but the worst ones posed a problem as some of these people have felt themselves die tens of thousands of times.

Zero came up with a device to remove memories, and with their permission has removed many of the victims memories of their dark time trapped within the bubbles, and the charity group Zero set up with the bounties of the S9 has been helping these poor people return to some semblance of normal, reuniting them with families that have never given up hope of seeing their mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers freed from Gray Boy's cruelty.

Zero himself has not been seen at any of the sites, however, Dragon along with someone only identified as 'Connor', seemingly an agent of Zero, have been touring America and clearing the bubbles with Zero's tech. The PRT have also been collaborating with the Guild for this, providing much needed support.

The memory removal device has caused some stir, but Zero has sworn it will only be used on those who consent to having their memories altered, and after so many acts of heroism, I really don't see a reason to suspect him of duplicity.

The true important takeaway is that Gray Boy's disgusting legacy is finally being washed away, the seemingly eternal torture of so many coming to an end.

(Showing page 1 of 125)

Forgotten Creator

Replied On Jan 10th 2011:

Honestly, I only have one thing to say.

Fuck you, Slaughterhouse None. May you be forgotten.

Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)

Replied On Jan 10th 2011:

For years, I've gone to the same spot and watched as my eight-year-old sister fled from an explosion, only to fail to escape and be blown to pieces. Then it repeated, again and again, and again. She has died thousands of times, and nobody was able to save her.

Today, my little sister is sitting downstairs playing with our dog, her memories of the years of pain removed. Sure, everyone around her is older, her best friend is married with kids, our family dog is now the daughter of our old dog, but she's safe, she's happy, and she'll never have to go through that hell again.

Trust me, the memory removal device was needed. When she came out of the loop, she was a broken shell of a girl, practically comatose. It was with our parents approval that her memories were removed, and now she gets to live a normal life.

Thank you, Zero, along with the Guild and PRT who helped, of course.

Groupies

Replied On Jan 10th 2011:

Gray Boy was a cruel piece of shit, and his legacy is best forgotten.

Nice work, Zero.

Mac's Dual Rocket Propelled Grenades

Replied On Jan 10th 2011:

Another common Zero W, can this man be stopped? God I hope not.

Thatdude

Replied On Jan 10th 2011:

Zero OP, plz never nerf

SarahH (Gray Boy Survivor)

Replied On Jan 10th 2011:

As the tag says, I am one of the many people saved by Zero's new breakthrough, so I thought I'd chip in.

I do not remember my time in the bubble because I begged Dragon to use Zero's machine to remove my memories, but I've seen videos of the bubble I was in.

I won't be graphic, but just watching it on a screen made me violently ill, and I've been informed I was one of the first recorded victims of Gray Boy.

Since 1987, I have spent twenty-four years repeating the same excruciating torture endlessly.

Today, I am a free woman, despite all the confusion and shock that comes from finding out that my four-year-old son is older than me, and has a child of his own. I am glad my memories of that nightmare are gone because I was a broken woman.

Zero and those he works with put me back together and gave me a chance to live again, and that is something I can never thank him enough for.

To Gray Boy, may you rot in the bowels of hell for all you've done.

May you be forgotten.

End of Page. 1, 2, 3 ... 123, 124, 125

– Game On –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in, Zero

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Twenty posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: White Rabbit Release!

In: Boards Media Gaming

GstringGirl (Original Poster)

Posted On Jan 12th 2011:

So, I'm one of the lucky people to get my hands on a White Rabbit headset early, and now that it has been publicly released, I wanted to ask people what their favourite games are so far!

For me, I think it's the Vacation Simulator! I've not been able to travel due to a medical condition I've had all my life, but through the White Rabbit, I've seen everything from the African Savannah to the North Pole!

I love the Wonderland Park and Zoo as well, but I think it's the cultural vacations that are the best for me. The Seven Wonders tour program is amazing, both modern and ancient (especially since most of the modern wonders don't exist anymore either)

I also love the RPG games it came with. I've been exploring the wide universe of Star Wars and the fantastical lands of Tolkien's Middle Earth. I know the main goal for most people is to fight, but I've just been enjoying the exploration!

There's something magical about having dinner on Alderaan or going hiking from the Shire that getting into countless fights just doesn't match, even if being a Jedi is a lot of fun!

So, what have other people been enjoying?

(Showing page 1 of 46)

Lasersmile

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

The World of Heroes sim has taken over my entire life, I've put so many hours into it since release.

As someone who has always been fascinated with Capes, the fact that I can play a VR game where I get to fly around and be the hero myself is amazing. I go from being an office lackey at work to being an important member of the Justice League, fighting off alien invasions with my incredibly hot partner Supergirl (who I 100% romanced, even if Wonder Woman was really tempting). I was so close to going harem mode but Kara is too sweet for me to do that.

Lo A Quest

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Same here, though I have to admit I've been playing as a villain.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but it's so much fun!

Not to mention my battle harem of Harley, Poison Ivy, Talia al Ghul and Catwoman; now, if only that Batfucker would stop trying to ruin my evil plans!

Morgan Sinister

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Batman is so fucking OP. I swear to god the AI cheats for him. How does he always know?!

Though I have to admit I've been playing the Old Republic scenario in Star Wars as a Sith Lord. Why? Hot Twi'lek apprentice and lightning bolts. Need I say more?

White Fairy (Veteran Member)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

My guilty pleasure is using the official mods to port things between games.

Me and my Jedi crew rolling up to the Black Gate with a Clone Army behind us; you know Sauron started to sweat when his big eye spotted us lmao

Fuck eagles, I brought an X-wing

SenorEel

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Playing through the Star Wars movies is kinda hilarious.

I accidentally skipped Tatooine by stopping the ship from getting damaged so we never picked up Anakin, then I romanced Padme. Anakin showed up as a Sith Apprentice in the Clone Wars, and I swear he knew I kinda fucked over his fate with how often he attacked me.

Totally kicked my ass every time, bro was terrifying.

ArchmageEin

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Yeah, the trick is to head to Tatooine before Episode Two and just shoot Anakin before he can become a problem. What, don't give me that look!

I play as a rival Sith to Papa Palps and don't want to deal with fucking Skywalkers. They're always on some bullshit.

Brocktonite03 (Veteran Member)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

The best part for me is how easy it's made my long-distance relationship; me and my girlfriend both have a White Rabbit so we can have 'date nights' in VR, and the realism means it feels just like real life.

Yeah, we fuck in VR, don't pretend you all don't have the sex scenes turned on.

But yeah, it's made my life so much easier to have wild vacation adventures with my girlfriend every night instead of not seeing her 'in person' for weeks. We've never been closer, despite the distance.

Miss Mercury (Protectorate Employee)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

I've actually been losing weight because I do all my snacking in VR lmao

The gourmet world tours are amazing as a foodie, and they've become a guilty pleasure of mine. The fictional food tours are great as well!

Answer Key

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Mine is the historical sims and games. Yeah, I get that they aren't completely historically accurate, but being able to actually go back and take part in historic battles is amazing. Plus, they're damn close, you can tell Wonderland did their research.

Or just go for a trip to ancient Rome where I can meet Julius Caesar, then take a trip over to Three Kingdoms China to meet Cao Cao, and watch Lu Bu kick all kinds of ass. Hell, I've learnt more about American history by playing around in VR than I ever did in class. Also, Cowboys.

Yeehaw, chucklefucks.

Dynasty Warriors is great as well; feels so badass taking on hundreds of Shu troops (damn straight, I'm a Wei boy, gonna put my boi Cao Cao on the throne.) Also, Zhenji, my beloved.

Feychick

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

I have played nothing but Pokemon since I got my White Rabbit. I have caught over 99% of the 1000 Pokemon and beaten every single gym, elite four and champion across every region.

And the roadmap says it's adding another region this summer, with an extra 200 Pokemon along with new Regional Variants and Mega-Evos. Man, I'm never gonna be done, and that makes me so damn happy.

Gotta Catch'em All!

Glory Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

I'm still in Kanto, but it is a lot of fun.

Me and Amy are also playing through World of Heroes (we're in the Marvel world atm).

I'm a healer, and Amy is a flying brick lol

I think Amy is enjoying not being a healer anymore lmao. She makes me look careful.

JackSlashPissedHimself

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

I'm with Answer. The historical sims are where it is. I tend to stick to Greek ones though.

Though I always play with Mythology turned on so there's Gods, Monsters and all the other fantastical stuff. Damn right, I'm playing a Demi-god hero, kicking ass and getting maidens.

Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Me and the other Wards have DND nights now with the artificial Dungeon Master, it's been great fun.

Of course, I play an Orc Barbarian named Grug-Gug.

Clockblocker is an Elf Bard, and if he tries to seduce one more thing, Grug is going to throw his poncy ass through the window.

Also, totally play Pokemon every single nigh. I run an all-Ghost team!

Thankfully, Zero kinda cleared most of the villains, so we have plenty of free time now lol.

Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Yup, DnD nights are great

When I'm not trying to seduce inanimate objects like a true bard, I mostly play the Capewatch open-world.

Kid Win (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

I almost exclusively play the sci-fi games, I love the fact that you can design your own ships.

Aside from DnD night of course, where I play our Gnome Artificer, Tick Tock with a Glock

Dragon (The Guild) (Verified Cape) (Moderator)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

My guilty pleasure is the DnD sim as well, though I play as the DM. I've bullied many of my colleagues into playing campaigns I've built.

Aside from that, I'm a big fan of all the Tycoon games.

AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

How do you even have time to play games with all the work you and Zero have been doing?

Dragon (The Guild) (Verified Cape) (Moderator)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Mostly during travel to be honest, but I make time for my rest and relaxation.

Chilldrizzle

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

Actually, how did Wonderland get the rights to use so many different fictional works?

End of Page. 1, 2, 3 ... 44, 45, 46

(Showing page 2 of 46)

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild) (Wonderland Productions)

Replied On Jan 12th 2011:

I just bought them.

Or the company that owed them.

I mean, Wonderland did, not me. I don't even know who they are. Whoever owns Wonderland probably just bought the rights and/or companies that owned the media he wanted.

Sounds like a cool guy ngl

End of Page. 1, 2, 3, 4 ... 44, 45, 46

– Pulling Teeth –

Welcome to the Parahumans Online message boards.

You are currently logged in, Legend

You are viewing:

• Threads you have replied to

• AND Threads that have new replies

• OR private message conversations with new replies

• Thread OP is displayed.

• Twenty-five posts per page

• Last ten messages in private message history.

• Threads and private messages are ordered chronologically.

Topic: The Brotherhood of Steel move into Boston

In: Boards Locations America Boston

Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Posted On Jan 20th 2011:

You read it right, folks.

After the Empire 'moved on' from Brockton Bay (in Kaiser's own words, claiming that the Empire was better suited elsewhere now that the 'subhuman gangs of the Merchants and ABB had fallen'. More on that [here]), Zero wasted no time in moving his Brotherhood onto the next threat.

A lot happened and I don't have all the details yet but from what I've learnt the Teeth planned to move into Brockton Bay but Zero went 'lol no' and moved into Boston first.

The Butcher was captured at the start of the operation in a surprise attack, where she has been placed into a cell specially made for her. She'll be kept in stasis for the rest of her life.

The rest of the Teeth capes were captured in short order due to a concentrated effort by the Brotherhood and PRT before they turned to Blasto and his team. Blasto and Poison Apple were both arrested, trials pending, and Blasto's lab was cleansed due to some 'concerning discoveries'. Given Blasto's biotinker speciality, we can only guess why they quarantined his workshop, but it was quickly declared safe.

Curiously, Accord and his Ambassadors were all missing at the time of the operation and haven't been seen since. Unsure what to make of this, but with them out of the picture, the other minor gangs and solo villains were quickly swept up by the Brotherhood and PRT forces, making Boston almost entirely villain-free.

The Brotherhood numbers have definitely increased, and they seem to be setting up shop in Boston to prevent other groups from moving in. It seems Zero is extending his humanitarian efforts to Boston as a secondary Solarpunk Power Plant is under construction nearby, along with many of the other benefits Brockton Bay alone has been enjoying this past month.

Director Armstrong and Bastion both made statements after the attack, which can be found [here] and [here, the Guild made it's own statement [here].

If you're a villain who is considering moving into Brockton Bay or Boston, you should reconsider.

(Showing page 1 of 89)

Chrome

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

Fucking Butcher, man, what did she think was gonna happen? Did she think Zero was dumb enough to kill her?

Moron. Good riddance.

Groupies

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

Wait, there's no active villains in my city anymore?

Last week I saw the Teeth get into a fight with Blasto's creations, and now they're all gone? Because Butcher looked at Zero funny?

Fuck yeah.

Weird that Accord vanished, maybe the PRT have a leak and he decided to cut and run? Ain't like him, but maybe he knows better than to try and fight Zero and the Brotherhood.

Bastion (Protectorate: Boston) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

Nah, that ain't like Accord.

Anyway, big respect to Zero and the Guild for supplying the firepower we needed to finally push the villains out of our city, was an honour to work alongside them.

PRTools

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

lol you guys must be shit at your jobs if some tinker can just come and clean your city overnight

Bastion (Protectorate: Boston) (Verified Cape)

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

Yeah, because some keyboard warrior in his moms basement knows about how complicated dealing with a city's cape scene is.

'some tinker' lmao

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild) (Wonderland Productions)

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

Ah, trolls. Can't just let a good thing be a good thing, huh?

A pleasure to work with the Boston PRT and an even bigger pleasure to throw the Butcher in a hole, never to bother anyone again.

And yes, she hoped to die to my Brotherhood in the hopes that it would count as me killing her. It wasn't her best plan, but the Teeth aren't known for their intelligence.

Weld (Verified Cape) (Wards: Boston)

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

It was a pleasure to work with you, Zero, even if I didn't do much on my side.

Zero (Verified Cape) (Verified Badass) (Tinker Jesus) (The Guild) (Wonderland Productions)

Replied On Jan 20th 2011:

Likewise.

End of Page. 1, 2, 3 ... 87, 88, 89

– Kei –

Looking over the plans for Kyushu, I guide the drones as they construct the new city that will be the centrepiece of the newly risen island. I've been a busy boy lately, and for good reason.

Do you have any idea how many points I've earned from all my actions? It's a lot.

I'm rolling in points from my little venture in working through my to-do list. Boston was proof that I can use the Brotherhood to clear the villains from a city and more importantly, hold the city afterwards. Brockton Bay and Boston are now the two cities with the lowest villain count in America.

Brockton has Uber, Leet and maybe Circus. I'm not sure if Circus plans to return, but they've left for Vegas and seem stuck in place. Uber and Leet have done nothing but play in VR since it was released, they're actually making more money as streamers than they were as criminals.

In other news, Taylor's trigger date has come and gone, with Taylor unharmed due to a sudden and unexpected civil war between Emma and Sophia. Taylor has been all but forgotten by the pair, and with Lily keeping an eye on her and improving her home life I think I can safely say that the Queen of Escalation has been taken off the board.

I'll keep an eye on her, obviously, but she's in a better place now, and I've pulled some strings to improve Winslow. With the gangs gone, Winslow is slowly getting better and Principal Blackwall has retired, being replaced with a younger, more ambitious headmaster who wants to see the worst school in Brockton become something.

Funnily enough, the massively lowered crime levels and tiny villain population means that Sophia gets away with so much less of her shit now because they don't need her. Piggot would throw her in Juvie with a smile and a wave if Sophia steps a single toe out of line. Sophia knows it now as well, so she has to play nice.

More villains are trying to move into the two cities, of course, but I'm always watching. Most don't even last a day, if they make it to the city at all. Brockton Bay is my fertile testing ground, and now Boston is as well, and I won't let anyone interfere with my experiment.

As it turns out, my experiment is a lot more humane than the one that Cauldron was trying.

Plus, Accord is doing very well with the task I hired him for, I do think he's enjoying his new post a lot more than he was enjoying being a fairly minor gang lord.

And, most importantly of all, I am pumping out games like mad for my VR headset (which I am using mass-fabrication to make affordable for as many people as possible), because the golden age of gaming has finally begun.

Some minor issues stand between me and forging this world into the gaming utopia I have planned, but much like every other issue that's got in my way… they will fall.

– Bonus Scene – Emma Barnes –

Sitting in her room, she turned to the giant poster on her wall, giving it a devout look before she got to work.

The poster simply displayed the symbol that the Brotherhood wore on their armour, the symbol that quickly became the best representation they had of Zero, her God.

Okay, that was a bit of an exaggeration. She wasn't that deep in her worship of the hero who drove out the entire ABB in a single night. That said, the fact that she could walk anywhere in the city and not see a single member of the ABB, and not have to fear for her life, was amazing.

Sophia was salty that Zero was better than her, constantly talking shit about the best hero the world had ever seen, which had led to an end to their friendship. She wasn't going to listen to the angry little dog yap so much out of some delusion that she was somehow a stronger hero than fucking Tinker Jesus just because Zero didn't show up in person. Zero didn't need to show up in person to end entire gangs, what was Sophia in comparison? Nothing.

Sophia had quickly learnt that Emma was much better than her at the social games, her star falling rapidly in Winslow. Even Winslow was looking better now, the gangs were basically gone, so when word slipped out that Sophia hated Zero, she became the new pariah because people fucking loved Zero.

Except the remaining Empire fanboys, who hated Sophia anyway, even after the Empire fled the city with their tail between their legs. Kaiser could give all the excuses he wanted, but everyone knew the Empire was fleeing. Hell, half their capes had gone independent after Kaiser ran away.

Putting on her VR headset, she lay on her bed with a smile as she prepared for her next stream.

Modelling was so last decade. Streaming was so much less work, and people just threw money at her when she started streaming her gameplay online; it was amazing.

The age of models was over; now was the time of the E-Girls.

Honestly, she barely even left the house anymore. She'd skip school if her dad hadn't threatened to take away her internet privileges if she kept skipping. Why waste time in a shithole like Winslow being Emma, the Weak Nobody when she could put on her headset and be Emma, the Elven Princess or Emma, the Superhero? Why hang out in Brockton Bay when she could explore entire galaxies or mythical worlds?

All while thousands watched her in and cheered her on? This was what really mattered in life, and like all members of the Cult of Zero, she understood the simple truth.

Fuck going outside; embrace games!

Author's Note: Just a bonus chapter showing what Zero has been up to that isn't named Lisa.

Priapus' note: for anyone confused by the mini-chapters with their own titles that look like POVs but aren't, I mentioned it, and Shiro said, and I quote, "Fair, but fuck them readers".

Marethyu's note: lmao

Old man note: Haha! Typical for Shiro

Links:

Patreo n. com (slash) TheDarkWolfShiro

Subscribe star. com (slash) the-dark-wolf-shiro

I have a Discord server with a bunch of other authors and a load of porn. So much porn.

Chapter 749 - 7-8