Alex sat in the front row. He was wearing his training kit. He looked at the screen. It showed a graph of "Social Media Engagement."
"Mr. Finch," Ms. Gloss asked. "If a journalist asks you about a refereeing mistake, what do you say?"
Alex thought for a moment.
"I say that the referee has a difficult job and we must respect the geometry of his perspective," Alex said.
Ms. Gloss sighed. "Too smart. You sound like a calculator. Try to sound more... human. Say 'We were unlucky'."
Mark sat next to Alex. Mark was wearing sunglasses indoors. He was also wearing a fake mustache.
"Mark," Ms. Gloss said. "Why are you wearing a disguise?"
"I am undercover!" Mark whispered loudly. "The paparazzi are everywhere. I must protect my identity. I am now... Juan. Juan the Baker."
"Mark, everyone knows it is you," Alex said. "You are wearing your Arsenal shirt with your name on the back."
"That is a decoy!" Mark insisted. "To confuse the enemy!"
