Running into a blind date you've blacklisted is already awkward enough.
What's even more terrifying is that the other person doesn't feel awkward at all.
Su Yi had just entered the store with Yue Ling when he found himself staring wide-eyed at Zhao Lulu.
"Su Yi?"
Zhao Lulu was clearly stunned for a moment, but then her eyes flashed with resentment as she dragged the poor sap she'd found next to her straight over, completely disregarding the current setting, and directly questioned:
"Why did you delete me on WeChat?"
Because you're batshit crazy.
Su Yi's lips twitched, then he shook his head, not bothering to pay her any attention.
The real version of T0 isn't about a specific gender, but rather those groups who throw tantrums and act shamelessly whenever something happens.
She's a genuine version T0, what's the point of arguing with her?
He needed to finish his business quickly and leave, as he still had to arrange a place for Yue Ling to stay later.
"I'm talking to you, can't you hear me?"
However, even though he didn't want to pay attention to her, Zhao Lulu wouldn't let it go.
She actually grabbed Su Yi's arm in broad daylight, as if she wouldn't let him leave today without an explanation.
"She's hostile towards you. Do you need me to deal with her?"
Yue Ling's gaze turned cold, but remembering what Su Yi had told her earlier, she didn't immediately act, but instead leaned in close to Su Yi's ear and asked.
Su Yi pondered slightly, then whispered:
"Do you have the kind of magic that doesn't kill people but makes them feel uncomfortable? If she keeps pestering me, give her a lesson."
The two of them were communicating in Yue Ling's world's language, and plus, their voices were very low, so they weren't worried about being overheard.
Seeing that Su Yi still ignored her and was intimately talking to an unbelievably beautiful woman next to him, Zhao Lulu became even more displeased.
She immediately pointed at him and said loudly to Yue Ling:
"This sister, I think you look alright, so I'm kindly reminding you that this isn't a good person, he's a total scumbag."
"Don't be fooled by how affectionate he is with you now. If you dare to make even a small request of him, he'll immediately dump you and run away."
She looked so sure of herself, as if she were really a victim who had been dumped by Su Yi.
Su Yi wasn't angry at all when he heard her words, but he was a little curious how she dared to say the words "I think you look alright" to Yue Ling with her own looks.
Unfortunately, Yue Ling couldn't understand what she was saying at all. Seeing her pointing at Su Yi and shouting loudly, her eyes flickered, wondering if this counted as incessant harassment and whether she should take action.
Fortunately, the store also noticed what was happening here at this time, and the store manager quickly ran over and said:
"Do you two have something to talk about? We have a lounge in our store. If you have something to discuss, why not go to the lounge and talk in detail?"
The words were very tactful, but the meaning they wanted to express was very clear.
Wherever you want to argue, go argue. Don't fucking argue in my store, I still have to do business!
Su Yi heard this and said:
"I'm sorry, I just brought my girlfriend to buy a phone. I don't know this person at all."
I came to your store to buy something and encountered this inexplicable person, you have to deal with it for me, right?
The store manager obviously understood this meaning as well.
He quickly looked at Zhao Lulu and said with an apologetic and polite expression:
"This lady, you see, this is a public place after all. Why don't we go and communicate and resolve anything in private?"
However, Zhao Lulu's focus was completely different from that of a normal person. She directly ignored the store manager's words and pointed at Su Yi, saying:
"What, you actually believe his nonsense about buying a phone for someone else? Such a cheapskate, he wasn't even willing to send a 520 red envelope on the holiday last month, and you think he'd be willing to give his girlfriend a phone?"
Su Yi, who had been too lazy to pay attention to her all along, really couldn't hold back this time:
"No, you wanted a red envelope for the Ghost Festival? Are you going to be reincarnated?"
"And who are you, lady? Get this straight, we've only met once and had one meal together, and I even paid for the meal. I haven't even asked you to pay me back for your share, so why should I give you a red envelope?"
"Look, look, he's starting to yell at me. This person is obviously a violent man." Zhao Lulu's perspective was still unique.
Su Yi: ...
Seeing his speechless expression, Yue Ling also understood that it was time for her to take action.
"Give her a little lesson, but don't hurt her life... Let's use that magic."
Not knowing what she remembered, Yue Ling, who had always been very quiet, suddenly curled the corner of her mouth into a slightly playful arc. Unfortunately, no one saw this scene.
Then, she moved her lips and whispered a spell.
Zhao Lulu, who was still raising her head and pointing at Su Yi, suddenly changed her face.
She only felt a cold air running from the crown of her head straight to her tailbone.
That feeling of wanting to burst out made her feel uneasy and try to control her sphincter to limit it slightly.
But how could a mere mortal withstand magic from another world?
The next moment, accompanied by a series of continuous "poof poof" sounds.
Under the gaze of the surrounding onlookers, a thick, yellow, soupy liquid directly broke free from all restraints and gushed out.
And unfortunately, Zhao Lulu was wearing a skirt today...
The surrounding onlookers' faces suddenly changed, and they quickly covered their noses and fled.
"Oh my god, someone is shitting in the phone store!"
"Ew, I just finished dinner and was thinking about going for a walk!"
"This is too outrageous, I'm going to throw up."
"Damn, why did she suddenly start shitting? Does she have some kind of disease? Quickly stay away, be careful of getting infected!"
Su Yi was also stunned, and pulled Yue Ling back again and again.
At the same time, he glanced at Yue Ling and, after discovering the cunning in her eyes and the smug smile at the corner of her mouth, immediately guessed that this was her doing, and asked in a low voice:
"This... won't something happen, right?"
As he spoke, he glanced at Zhao Lulu again.
This woman was completely stunned in place, but the spraying hadn't stopped.
Listening to the continuous "poof poof" sounds, Su Yi was a little worried that she would directly shit herself dehydrated.
"No, she'll probably have diarrhea for three days, lose a few pounds, but there's no danger to her life. Then she'll have about ten days of weakness, and then she'll be fine, and she won't have any sequelae."
Well, there won't be any sequelae, at most she'll just live on another planet in the future.
The corner of Su Yi's mouth twitched, but he didn't sympathize with this guy at all.
Didn't she like to throw tantrums and make a fool of herself in public? Then she might as well be an attention-grabbing package to the end.
As for Yue Ling, who took action to protect him, he certainly wouldn't blame her.
Fortunately, this store was big enough, and the internal ventilation system was still quite developed.
You couldn't smell anything from a distance.
Su Yi didn't pay any more attention to Zhao Lulu, who was surrounded by a group of shop assistants and carried to the bathroom. He directly found a shop assistant from the other side, picked out two of the latest mobile phones, paid for them directly, and then quickly left.
According to Huawei's popularity on the Internet, someone shitting in their offline store will probably hit the top of the trending searches tomorrow.
He had to quickly take Yue Ling to hide.
Too abstract, who the hell knew that going out to buy a mobile phone could encounter this kind of bad thing!
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