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Chapter 3 - WHO DARES TOUCH MY STINKY TREASURE?!​

Fang Lin'an frantically flipped through a ​​yellowed manual​​ pulled from his pants pocket. Page after page—nothing explained why an A-class ghost's resentment could vanish mid-rage.

"Wait! Stop fighting!" he yelled, voice cracking.

Yun Jianyue and Lu Changxue fell silent instantly, twin glares pinning him. How dare he interrupt their lover's quarrel?

Fang Lin'an pulled out ​​another manual​​, muttering madly: "No... no... this one doesn't mention vanishing resentment either—"

"He's lost it," Lu Changxue licked her lips. "Let me eat him. Crazy people's brains are extra tender."

Yun Jianyue smacked a hand over her face. "You're brainless enough. Eat pig brains instead—eat what mirrors the weak™️."

"Or we bolt while he's deranged?" Lu Changxue whispered.

"Deal." They tiptoed away.

Fang Lin'an howled: "​​FREEZE!​​ Nobody leaves till I figure this out!"

The duo exchanged a glance—screw him—and kept creeping toward the stairs.

​​BOOM.​​

A ​​tsunami of resentment​​, ten times denser than Lu Changxue's, ​​erupted​​ from Room 404. ​​Inky tendrils​​ snaked under the door, flooding the hallway in seconds.

Fang Lin'an abandoned his meltdown, slapping ​​talismans​​ onto the door like wallpaper. The miasma paused—then ​​burst through stronger​​.

His only choice: enter. Stop it at the source.

But the door was ​​deadbolt-sealed​​.

"​​Move.​​"

Yun Jianyue's voice cut through the chaos. She'd returned—with Lu Changxue in tow.

Fang Lin'an dodged on instinct. Yun Jianyue plucked a ​​hairpin​​ from her bun, bent it straight, and ​​jimmied the lock​​. Click.

"​​ARE YOU A FELONY?!​​" Lu Changxue shrieked. Since when did her BFF pick locks?!

Yun Jianyue pocketed her "tool" with a grin. "Just a law-abiding citizen~"

She swung the door open—​​rotten-egg stench​​ punched their lungs.

"Ugh," Yun Jianyue coughed, nose wrinkling. "Literally toxic."

Fang Lin'an gaped (humans smell resentment?) but charged inside—

—and froze.

A ​​middle-aged woman​​ in blood-red robes stood coiled in ​​living shadow​​, hair splayed across the floor like ​​blackened seaweed​​. Her grip crushed Wang Hui's throat—his eyes rolled back, pants soaked in urine.

Lights flickered. Even Fang Lin'an, a trained Daoist, felt ​​ice down his spine​​.

This wasn't A-class. This was ​​S-class​​—nation-level catastrophe.

Lu Changxue whimpered: "Eep! ​​Ghostie!​​ Save me, Stinky Treasure!"

YOU'RE A GHOST TOO, YOU MORON! Fang Lin'an's soul screamed.

​​*FLICK.​​*

Yun Jianyue hit the light switch. ​​Harsh fluorescence​​ flooded the room. The miasma ​​stuttered to a halt​​.

"No more horror-movie vibe~" She shrugged.

Fang Lin'an wept silent tears. He'd need ​​100+ talismans​​ to break that illusion. She used... a lightbulb.

The red-robed ghost blinked, stunned—then ​​hissed​​, hurling Wang Hui aside. She ​​phased​​ before Yun Jianyue, claws lashing out:

​​"YOU RUINED MY REVENGE! DIE—"​​

​​*CRACK!​​*

A blur slammed into her—​​Lu Changxue​​, snarling like a feral cat, sent the S-class ghost ​​crashing into the wall​​.

"​​TRY TOUCHING MY STINKY TREASURE, BITCH!​​" she roared. "STOP YOUR ​​DEMONIC BARKING​​!"

Yun Jianyue plugged her ears: "STOP. ​​SCREAMING.​​ I'm going deaf."

The red-robed ghost slumped, dazed. An ​​A-class​​ just decked her?

Her reputation—

"​​YOU'RE ALL DEAD!​​" she screeched, rising with hair flung back.

​​*SMACK!​​*

A slap ​​echoed like gunfire​​.

Yun Jianyue shook her stinging palm: "I said quiet. ​​Are you ghost or deaf?​​"

Fang Lin'an trembled: "H-How'd you... physically hit a spirit?!" Since when could humans—

The ghost clutched her cheek, stunned again.

Lu Changxue gasped: "Wait... ​​you're Wang Hui's MOM?!​​"

She'd seen her photo. "Died in an accident," he'd said.

The ghost laughed bitterly: "​​Mom?​​ That bastard murdered me for life insurance! ​​¥3 million!​​ He bought this apartment with my blood money!"

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