*Saruyama Kenichi POV*
"GUH!!" I Fell to my knees, my entire head was spinning, I found it hard to understand what had just happened. What was that? Who was that? Was it the will of the world? Is that who I'm supposed to kill? I can't kill that thing. It's a monster. I could feel it in the few seconds I saw it, I can't win. Not now, not ever.
"Wow, Ken-Ken you good?" Lilith spoke, her words going through one ear and out the other. Her presence only reminding me of what I was asked to do by her 'Organization'
"No, I'm not. I can't do what you want me to. Find someone else."
"What are you talking about? Things like you only happen once every few years. While we could wait for another like you, there's no guarantee we'll get someone so closely tied to a "Main character" Whatever it is that that means. So you don't have a choice, you stupid waste of space, just do what we want you to do!" Lilith yelled in my ear, as she did a familiar feeling bubbled up in my blood, one that I hadn't felt in a long time.
I jolted up from the floor, my rage bubbling over my mind. I grabbed Lillith with my fist wrapping around her entire tiny body.
"Listen here Lilith I don't need you. YOU need me. I can go about my life without interfering in a plotline. I don't need you. So don't push your luck." I stared at Lilith, my eyes filled with an unbridled rage.
"Yesh, Emo much. Anyway, can you squeeze me harder? I can almost feel myself getting wet."
"...I hate you."
*2 hours later*
*Narrator POV*
"Okay so you've got the house cleaned up, you have a glass of water to sip as I talk and you're in a better headspace now, you ready to get to the hot and slimy center of this conversation?" Lilith asked as she made sexual gestures with her fingers.
"Haaaaaa," Kenichi let out a heavy sigh and wiped his face with his hands, letting out another sigh before he continued. "Yeah, yep Let's…let's do this. Tell me what I need to know."
"Okay, so as you know my organization wants you to get rid of W.O.W. However we do know that you are powerless, as you were a nobody before this. So our organization will provide you with something that will help you have the power to fight against the will of the world." She pulled out from her pocket a brownish-red pill that was half her size, so still relatively small.
"Heh, so you're telling me the way to kill the W.O.W is to take my medicine?"
"You're joking but in a sense, yes. This pill will give you something that our boss personally made to help you, he called it the P.P.S."
"Is everything with you guys somehow related to a sex pun?"
"Actually I wasn't in charge of naming this thing, if I was I would have called it COCK." She smiled smugly as she mimicked a blowjob with her hand and tongue.
"You would have named it that so you could say,"
"COCK a lot, yeah" She smiled and then rolled the pill onto the table. "Okay Shitface now you just gotta take this pill and we can get started."
"I'm not taking that."
"What? Don't you want power? Don't you want to be the guy that gets the glory?"
"I mean, it would be nice, but it's more fun to piss you off."
"...I see, would you excuse me for just one moment?" She reached into her pocket and pulled a flip phone twice the size of her. She flew around the keypad and typed in the numbers
+0 (556) 480 0000
"Yeah hi, he's not taking the pill." She spoke into the mic and heard on the other line the voice of someone who sounded out of their mind.
"Lilith~ Hey Girl…How you Doing?" The voice was young, but was also very much high out of their mind. Lilith had on her face an annoyed expression, something that intrigued Kenichi, as she had been annoying him. If someone could annoy her, well he liked them already.
"Hi JJ. Could you put the boss man on?"
"Ki-Ki just left, went home to her wife~ They having kissing time right now." JJ spoke weirdly like every word was barely a thought.
"N-no JJ. While yes Ki-Ki is your boss, I need you to connect me to Ki-Ki's boss. Can you do that for me?" She asked nicely, like a mother talking to her child.
"You got it girl boss~ I'm connecting you now." The sound over the phone then became an instrumental version of Hope from one piece.
"Nope, JJ you put me on hold. And yeah, no he can't hear me. It's gonna take him a minute to figure out he did that." Lilith sat on top of the phone as she hummed to the music.
"So this JJ character seems fun." Kenichi Smiled as he rested his chin on his fingers looking down on Lilith with a smug expression.
"Shut up you little bitch." Her expression went from acceptance to disgust as Kenichi teased her.
"Wow, talk about tonal Shift."
"Shut up, he's about to realise he made the mistake, any second now."
*Five minutes later*
"Okay Sorry~ Just realized what I did…was wondering why the boos man sounded like good music."
"It's fine JJ." She was barely holding it together, her expression on her face was filled with rage.
"Oh good~ Okay…connecting now...…now." He finally connected the call to the Big boss and the tone of the conversation completely shifted as his voice was heard.
"He won't take it will he?" His voice was deep, filled with a power and self confidence that could only be described as out of this world.
"No, he won't." Lilith restrained her true self and appeared more calm and submissive in front of this man.
"Have you told him everything?"
"Yes, boss. I told him about the W.O.W and that we need him to stop them. And also that we will give him power to help him. But he refuses to accept."
"Lilith, that's not everything, did you tell him everything about what he'll get from the powers we give him?"
"Ah, not really…but he didn't really give me a chance to." She panicked as she rushed to push all the blame onto Kenichi.
"Lilith, it's okay, I'll take it from here." His voice was kind, and carried a gentle warmness.
"O-okay, boss."
"Saruyama Kenichi, why won't you take the offer we are giving you?"
"Well I Don't wanna die. I saw that thing you want me to kill. It's horrifying…the minute I try to attack it I will die."
"Yes, you will, as you are now. But if you take our offer we can make it so that you won't die, well at least not instantly. Surviving and winning the battle depends on you."
"Okay, but why me? Can't you take care of the will of the world? You seem strong enough too."
"Haha, thank you for the compliment. And you are correct, I could, but the will of the world won't attack me, at least not after our last encounter. But you, it will. It wants you dead, so much so that it won't think about what could happen if you gain power and kill it." His voice was filled with the tone of a master planner, like he had thought of this plan for centuries and was now able to act on it.
"What makes it want to kill me so bad?"
"Hmm, Lilith." Lilith jolted up at the mention of her name.
"Y-yes Boss!"
"Could you leave us for a moment?"
"Of course!" She saluted the man she couldn't see and flew off to explore Kenichi's house.
"Thank you, Lilith. Now Kenichi, what I am about to tell you is something that no one can ever know."
"O-okay."
"You see, a couple centuries ago the will of the world made a mistake, it put someone in the wrong era, a man called the Ogre. He was supposed to be born only a couple decades ago where he would father a child that would eventually beat him ending his reign of terror in your era. However he was instead born in the Sengoku Era. His body was a weapon, everything about him radiated power. He mocked the way of the sword, called it "The coward's way of fighting" and fought with his bare fists in an era full of swordsmen. He was a freak of nature, everyone who met the man feared him. But on the battlefield he was a great asset, he might have made enemies but no one was strong enough to stay his enemy for long. He wiped out hundreds of clans.
The will of the world tried to interfere but it found itself unable to. The ogre was too strong for the will of the world to control. He could only slightly influence him, an influence that led him to be killed. But before he passed he fathered many children in his era. Each one was also able to be free from the grasp of the will of the world. It was something it had never seen before. Storylines were collapsing everywhere because of his blood. Despite the ogre being gone he was still a thorn in the W.O.W side. A constant reminder of their first and last mistake. It grew angry and interfered in the life of others to end his bloodline in them, but one bloodline he found hard to kill. Your great great great…a lot of greats, grandmother was hard to kill. She seemed to be protected by some kind of foreign force. One that we have decided to call plot armor. And She wasn't the only person to have this ability, a lot of people have popped up in history who have had it. But because she couldn't be killed, the Ogre's blood lived on, mixing with many different races over time until eventually you were born."
"Wow. That's a lot. To take in."
"I know, but there's something else you should know. The will of the world, they killed your parents."
"...What?"