The stands erupted with thunderous cheers!
"Unbelievable! The ball dropped at such an awkward angle—no one expected a shot, everyone thought he'd pass it!"
"But he volleyed it out of nowhere—and buried it!!"
At Goodison Park, the commentators were in a frenzy!
Everyone was stunned.
This wasn't just a player—it was a monster.
Under the watchful eyes of 40,000 fans,
Kai had just recreated a goal that even Zidane himself couldn't replicate—the legendary volley from heaven!
Arsenal fans exploded with joy!
3–0!
Another thunderous volley!
When it came to volleys—no one understood them better than Gunners fans.
After all, their forward Van Persie was famous for them.
But Kai's strike?
It was even more elegant and explosive than Van Persie's!
A perfect fusion of power and beauty.
The art of violence.
The fans were going wild.
They stared at Kai's figure—
By now, even calling their captain a mere "genius" felt insufficient.
He was a dazzling monster.
Two goals in just three minutes!
Like the commentators, the fans were asking the same soul-shaking question:
"Is he a midfielder or a forward?"
Outclassing midfielders in assists,
Outscoring strikers in goals—
It was ridiculous.
"WTF! Captain, that goal was gorgeous!"
On the pitch—
Van Persie, who had witnessed Kai's volley up close, was absolutely stunned.
He rushed in and embraced Kai, beaming with excitement!
The other Arsenal players swarmed in.
Each of them wore looks of both amazement and joy.
After scoring, Kai hugged his teammates with fiery celebration.
Then—he sprinted to the sidelines.
Under the gaze of the excited media—he gave Wenger a bear hug!
"Brilliant, my boy! Absolutely brilliant! You're the pride of the Gunners!"
Wenger couldn't contain his joy.
He even jumped twice like an excited young lad.
Embracing Kai, he patted him on the back.
Meanwhile…
The home fans stood frozen in their seats.
Their minds blank.
Two goals in three minutes?!
And both were extremely difficult!
For Kai—goals and assists seemed as easy as breathing.
The Everton fans had fallen into complete despair.
On the sidelines, Moyes's face was ashen.
He said nothing, silently finding a seat on the bench and sinking into it.
Halftime: 0–3.
Goodison Park had become a cathedral of celebration for Arsenal.
The Everton players looked demoralized.
Vaughan roamed the pitch in visible frustration.
Soon, the halftime whistle blew.
Players from both teams walked off the pitch with very different expressions.
The London media erupted with excitement.
Halftime: 3–0!
Two goals and one assist from Kai!
His Premier League debut had left the media shocked and delighted.
"It's not Kai who needs to adapt to the Premier League—
it's the Premier League that needs to adapt to his dominance!"
London's sports journalists were overjoyed.
Their "King of London" had come to Merseyside—
and hadn't missed a beat.
Just how many stadiums would he conquer this season?
Halftime break.
Wenger said very little.
He left the dressing room completely to the players.
With a 3-goal lead at halftime—and with Kai in charge—
Wenger felt a sense of ease he hadn't felt in years.
"If we keep this up, maybe we really can return to the top of the Premier League!"
He and assistant coach Rice were both glowing with excitement.
It had been a long time since Arsenal had started a season this strongly.
Too often in past seasons, they collapsed in the second half and lost momentum.
They had become known for just fighting for fourth place every year.
Eight years without a trophy—
Wenger was desperate to break free from that fate.
In Arsenal's dressing room:
Everyone crowded around Kai.
They buzzed with chatter about his two stunning goals.
In Everton's dressing room:
It was far more somber.
The players sat with heads hung low.
Moyes paced around like a man on hot coals.
"In the second half, I want you to hold the score at all costs!
Don't let them extend the lead!"
Just before the players exited the dressing room,
Moyes squeezed the words from between clenched teeth.
As Everton's players trudged out of the tunnel with heavy steps—
There was no cheer from the home fans.
Instead—a wave of boos rained down from the stands.
Vaughan stood near the center circle with hands on hips.
He looked across to the other side—
And saw Kai standing at the midfield line.
In that moment—
Vaughan nearly felt like crying.
He no longer wanted to return to his "former club."
If given the chance…
He just wanted to go back to Crystal Palace and continue being Kai's teammate!
"Tweet!!"
The referee blew the whistle—the second half had begun!
Van Persie took the kickoff at the center circle.
Arsenal's formation quickly dropped into position.
And just like in the first half—
The match continued to be completely one-sided!
Everton struggled to even organize a single decent attack.
Every time they gained possession, all they could do was blindly charge down the flanks and cross into the box.
But—Vaughan was good at making runs, not headers.
And—Fellaini was good at headers, but not at positioning.
Everton's tactics were completely dysfunctional.
Boos grew louder from the Everton stands.
In contrast—
The Arsenal supporters couldn't hide their excitement.
79th minute!
The Gunners stormed forward once again!
Kai picked up the ball just outside the center circle.
With one elegant half-volley pass—
He sliced open the entire flank of Everton's defense!
The fans in the stadium were stunned!
Another absolutely absurd pass!
He threaded the ball perfectly through the narrowest of spaces.
Too early or too late—and the pass would've failed.
But somehow, Kai had delivered it at the perfect moment!
Right at the receiving end—
Van Persie made a flawless run to beat the offside trap.
No need to control the ball!
He fired a signature volley straight away!
"GOALLLL!!"
"Another goal!"
"4–0!!!"
"Another brilliant assist from Kai!"
Arsenal fans were losing their minds!
Another volley!
Kai had scored one, and now Van Persie followed suit!
This was becoming Arsenal's signature move!
In the Everton stands—
Silence.
Fans sat there, hands on their heads in despair.
"We've been completely torn apart…"
"Every shot goes in! Are we really this weak?"
Everton fans were conflicted.
They started praying…
Praying that Arsenal wouldn't score again.
This was supposed to be their home stadium!
Being utterly humiliated at home—it was worse than death.
On the sideline, Moyes had lost all hope.
He sat stiffly on the bench, face expressionless.
In that moment, he couldn't help but blame the club's upper management.
"Why didn't we sign Kai during the summer transfer window?"
Moyes believed—if Everton had a Kai…
Then Arsenal would be the ones getting crushed tonight!
But then it hit him—
Kai was the result of Arsenal pulling strings at the shareholder level.
They'd paid over £100 million to bring in this genius!
Over £100 million!
Where would Everton find that kind of money?
As waves of celebration from the Arsenal fans swept across the stadium—
In the final moments of the match—
Kai surged forward again!
Standing once more at the top of the center circle arc,
He locked onto the gaps in Everton's back line.
And again—he fired a low ground pass that split through the tiniest of seams!
Gasps of awe swept through the crowd!
One or two of these passes might be called luck.
But this many successful through balls?
It was beyond imagination!
At the end of the pass—
Van Persie's movement lived up to the brilliance of Kai's vision.
He burst through the flank of Everton's backline.
Charged into the box—
And unleashed a low left-footed shot from a tight angle!
The Everton keeper stuck out a leg and made contact!
But—
The ball deflected upward at a sharp angle—still flying into the goal!
Goodison Park exploded again!
5–0!!
After thrashing Spurs at the Emirates—
Arsenal had now unleashed a second storm right at Everton's home turf!
Kai completed a hat trick of assists!
The Arsenal fans in the stands were on fire!
Van Persie, who had scored a hat trick, roared with passion!
"Last season, I missed out on the Golden Boot…
This season, I'm taking it all back!"
"Captain, with your passes—
I'm not wasting a single one!"
He sprinted toward Kai with excitement!
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