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Chapter 2 - let me be your... ruler?!

Lol now that that's out of the way! Lorde!

Okay let me give you a hypothetical scenario here you are working sure we'll say building something and you have to use a tape measure and you have to measure the distance from okay a staggered rooftop that's actually level so it has to be staggered but not staggered at the same time so how do you make it level but still make the shingles not level the answer is you get the same size wood but you make your faces different so you're going to stagger your faces so the bases are going to be staggered instead of the shingles so that way you don't have to layer the shingles it's going to be like an auto layer correct?

Yes I'm pretty sure that I am and even if I'm not I am anyways because f*** it we're not!?

That's what I mean by multiple start points some of you idiots are going to start with equal squares all the way down and then you're going to get wood rot like an idiot and some of you were going to be smart and stagger wood and some of you were going to do the extra work to angle the roof!

So take your ruler now riddle me this! On one side you have one side of measurements on the other you have another set of measurements you have about a million different size ticks nobody will ever remember which one actually means what let's just be honest which is why we have Google and that is more than fine it's actually I think smarter for someone to use their goddamn resources that stress themselves out trying to remember retarded f****** s*** that they'll never need to really know that often!

Nothing about this concept Adam and Eve woke up one day and some retard said hey I know more than you.... Lol sure it was the monkey! Now this monkey he says there has to be a distance between something okay that's fair well let's come up with a system that works for everybody no let's make it really hard so no one ever gets the same answer you know monkeys also throw poo right?! Lol

Okay so bear with me here cuz I do have a point I swear!

What's missing is more important than what you see almost always in life can you see air no but can you live without it no point taking them not a smart idea! Side note that was for you smart not smart idiots who decided to take my children thought it would be funny to push my buttons.

Consider me burlesque of the world okay and I'm like quite literally the air rights b**** and suddenly everyone's like oh my we were just we were just playing hide and seek it was a joke you're f****** incredible I know that's exactly what you meant thank you clearly we can call this misunderstanding!

Also in the off topic if I haven't lost you yet congratulations here on a complete moron! No does anybody know if Matthew Gray Gubler is a TV smart guy or like I mean is it is it like an act or is he like an actual smart person?! Okay we're getting off topic all right here we go so the ruler let's just say hypothetically speaking what if I were to tell you that I want you to travel one foot in any direction but I want you to do it in centimeters I want you to do it in millimeters I want you to blah blah blah are you still going the same distance?

So why are you so certain that these measurements are accurate and nothing more than an algorithmic command or an internal message that you know nothing about and internal system that was designed long before you ever started setting that what makes you so arrogant to literally swear by these numbers as if they're the only option?!

Think about it the number 11 on the clock is the empty spot in the Quantum leap crap am I wrong the number 10 as well and the number 12 ironically 10 and 11 are in a missing area space right 12 is the only one that doesn't actually have a slot right and I'm incorrect when I say that there's two starting points for one line..... Good job guys that would be 12 to 21 yeah that would be that one well there's multiple meanings but that's one of them yes it's also three to three or one to four in both directions or do you see where I'm going with this?!

Now that that's out of the way let's get back to the ruler numbers think about your unsolved equations okay you guys always sell for what's missing what do you need to find what what is missing from the equation and yet you don't take it into account when solving for what's missing you don't take it into account when when maybe that's the real answer that you need before you can solve the actual equation and then there's the fact that y'all don't take into account for color which is quite literally a measurement in and of itself and it's also extremely important it also gives math a fun aspect I think anyways that quite literally alters the answer and even the destination so think about this for a second maybe you're naviera Stokes right it's let's say like almost there but no we haven't quite picked anybody yet because what we're being a bunch of dicks but here's the thing they say it it's like a stable equation but it's not it's it's not even an Infinity that's the problem with everybody's definition of the word infinity they say pie is infinitely malleable but you got to remove the blind cuz you can't have your cake and eat it too right so consider this it's in a spiral form right there's no chance of hypnosis right I mean an algorithmic command you know preset determine numbers that are seemingly unrelatable what if I could tell what if I could prove to you not just tell you but show you what I'm talking about would you keep an open mind before you just shut down the idea completely because that would just be silly who really progresses at that point?!

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