You know that feeling when you were still a teenager, jerking off in your room, and your mom suddenly opened the door without knocking, only to find you smacking your meat while staring at porn on your screen? You'd be so fucking frightened that you'd freeze in place, your body refusing to move.
That was exactly what Yusuke was feeling right now!
'What? How?! Why?! When?!' The person in front of him was so small and cute, yet to Yusuke, there was no one in the world who could frighten him quite like her.
He would rather fight the three factions and Asgard on his own than meet Ophis!
"Hmm? Are you scared?" Ophis hovered in the air with her legs crossed. She floated closer to him and sniffed him curiously. "Your smell... is good."
"You, human. I like you."
She was a cute young girl with long black hair that reached down to her hips and gray eyes with vertical slit pupils. Her ears were pointed. She was wearing a rather odd and weird outfit that only a quirky character from some stupid harem ecchi anime would wear. Like, what the hell? Were those things on her chest even hiding her nipples properly?
"How did you find me?" Yusuke closed his eyes and took a deep breath. When he opened them again, he was already calm. Although he was horrified and overwhelmed by her sudden appearance, he was still someone with plenty of experience when it came to yanderes. He had dealt with many yanderes who were stronger than him in the past.
"I sensed a strange aura, so I followed it."
Ophis hovered around him, studying him carefully as she touched his back, chest, face, and hair, as though she were discovering something for the first time. She examined him with the intense curiosity of a Gu Master who had just stumbled upon the secret of Eternal Life.
The Infinite Dragon God might look like a cute loli right now, but she was one of the oldest beings in this world. She had existed since time immemorial, perhaps even before the world itself came into existence. Throughout all that time, she had remained in the Dimensional Gap, floating aimlessly through the endless void and enjoying the complete silence.
That was until not long ago, at least by her standards. She left the Dimensional Gap to take a look around, and when she eventually returned, she discovered that her home had been taken over by the True Red Dragon God Emperor.
She couldn't defeat him, so she had no choice but to return to the human world and wander around like a homeless person. She had always thought that the only things that mattered to her were the Dimensional Gap and, perhaps, sweets.
But just like all the previous yanderes, the moment her eyes fell upon Yusuke, her priorities began to change without her even realizing it. For the first time in countless years, she felt a sudden urge to stay with someone.
She felt that whether it was the Dimensional Gap or sweets, neither seemed quite as satisfying as the feeling of being close to him. Her dull, colorless world, which had once wanted nothing more than complete silence and peace, had cracked all over like a mirror shattering into countless pieces.
And from those broken fragments, a new world was slowly being built, one that revolved around a single man.
The man standing right before her.
"Aura? You don't like my face?" Yusuke was startled. He pushed Ophis's face away from his with one hand, but the Dragon God caught his palm and began licking it with her small tongue.
"A bit salty… Why does it smell so good? I feel something itchy down there."
While licking his palm, her body began undergoing strange changes. The new sensations she was experiencing for the first time left her completely confused. Her heart was beating extremely fast, her belly was fluttering, and her lower body was becoming increasingly hot. In her millions, if not billions, of years of life, this was the very first time she had ever felt something like this.
She tilted her head and asked in genuine confusion, "Why?"
"Because you're getting horny. Calm down, sit over there. I need to think." Yusuke pushed her away and pointed toward a rock, ordering her to sit there.
"Okay." Ophis gazed reluctantly at his hand, licked her lips, then obediently followed his orders. She floated over to the tall rock and sat down, resting her elbows on her knees and her head in her palms as she stared at him curiously.
[Hello darkness, my old friend🎶 I've come to talk with you again 🎶 Because a vision softly creeping🎶 Left its seeds while I was sleeping🎶 And the vision that was planted in my brain🎶 Still remains🎶 Within the sound of silence🎶.] B2 sang inside his mind with a slow, deep voice.
'Bitch, stop. I'm not in the mood for this. Explain yourself! What the fuck did you do?!' Before Ophis arrived, Yusuke had sensed a very faint, almost unnoticeable aura slowly emanating from his body without him realizing it. Because he had been busy dealing with Seekvaira, he only noticed it after she left. By then, however, it was already too late.
[Yes, it was me, Dio! I screwed you over! You thought you would be safe running from Ophis? Nah ah! Not on my watch, sweetheart! Although I can almost do nothing in my current state, luring a naive, stupid dragon like her is a piece of cake!] B2 didn't even try to deny it. She confessed her deeds immediately, her voice filled with happiness and ecstasy. [Did you like my gift?]
'I knew you were up to something. Let me guess, you're counting on her to do something to me, right?' Yusuke clenched his fist tightly, trying to keep his voice calm. 'Let me guess, perhaps she'll kill me, and then you'll take my soul or some bullshit like that?'
[If only it were that easy. I could've taken your soul when you died the first time. That's such a cliché plot. It's close, but not entirely correct. Hey, don't be sad, honey~! Didn't you want to know how to unlock my quest and conquer yours truly? I'll give you a hint. This dumb, stupid, gullible Dragon God is the key! Work hard, sweetie. Maybe you'll be able to pull it off!] B2 told him in an extremely joyful and excited tone. [Here is your quest!]
[Ding!]
[New Quest!]
[Infinite Backshots! Ophis, the Dragon God who represents Infinity, Chaos, and Nothingness, known as the Ouroboros Dragon and the Infinite Dragon God, has unfortunately set her eyes on you. Frankly, I don't have any faith in you pulling this off, but please try to tame her. Otherwise, you'll know the true meaning of Infinity, Chaos, and Nothingness.]
[Task: Raise Ophis's submission value to at least 80.]
[Reward: 10 levels, 10 skill points, 1 random skill, 1 random item.]
[Penalty: I feel bad even giving you a punishment, bro.]
[Ophis's submission: 41.]
'Today, I feel fucked.' Yusuke stared at the quest tab and thought.
[No, it's you who feels gay, Gaelord! I won't judge your preference, my beloved~! If you like to take it from behind, I can strap on a dildo and give you the front row experience of a male hyena.] B2 laughed so hard, as if she were rolling around on the ground, slamming her fists against it.
'Perhaps things aren't as bad as they look. I have to at least try.' Yusuke completely ignored B2 for now. There was no point in arguing with that bitch anyway. The best way to punish a yandere was to ignore her.
The problem with Ophis was that she was incredibly naive while possessing enough power to end the world. Normally, she was very obedient, just like now. When Yusuke told her to sit down, she had obediently followed his order without question. But if she ever became jealous, there was a chance she might act on those emotions and yeet this entire world out of existence.
He couldn't even imagine it. If one of the girls so much as held his hand, they could be erased from existence.
"I found you, Yusuke!" Just then, a magic circle glowed before him, and Kuroka suddenly appeared. She jumped toward him and said, "Ophis, I don't know where she ran off to!"
Because Ophis had teleported away earlier, Kuroka had put extra effort into keeping an eye on her and making sure she didn't wander off. But a while ago, Ophis had suddenly winked out of existence so quickly that Kuroka had stood frozen in place, rubbing her eyes several times because she couldn't believe what she had just seen.
"You are talking about her?" Yusuke blankly pointed at Ophis standing behind her. He was an idiot to even rely on this stupid black cat for something this important.
"Nyaa?!" When Kuroka turned around, she was suddenly confronted by Ophis's face hovering right in front of hers. The sudden sight startled her so badly that she stumbled backward.
"I don't like it, Kuroka. Don't touch him."
Ophis spoke in a blank, emotionless voice, but both Yusuke and Kuroka felt a chill run down their spines. She then turned toward Yusuke and asked, "Strange. What is this feeling?"
'This is bad! Yusuke will be taken by Ophis! What do I do?!' Kuroka let go of Yusuke and bit her lip, her tails swaying around chaotically. Even when Yusuke had been around other women, she hadn't cared at all, as long as she could still be with him. But now, if Ophis were to take him all for herself, how could she spend time with him and have kitties?!
"I am Ophis. What is your name?" Ophis suddenly remembered that she didn't know what he was called and asked. She moved closer to him, sniffing him with a slight frown. She didn't like the scent of Kuroka on him. This feeling was even more uncomfortable than when the Great Red stole her home from her.
But this was strange... Why would she feel so uncomfortable about something like this?
'Name? Do I have to tell her my name? Should I give her a fake name? Yun Wuji? Natsuo Fujii?'
Yusuke pondered for a while before finally saying, "My name is Diego Alberto Alejandro Gonzalez Gomez Tito Raúl Gonzales Carlos Mateo Santiago Sebastián Lucas Benjamin Felipe Bruno Guillermo Tadeo Antonio Leonardo Gael Gabriel Javier Joaquin Lorenzo Ignacio Rodrigo Simon Mendez Francisco Pablo Andres Juan Jose Emilio Alberto Alejandro Isaac Bautista Esteban Zavier Raymundo Sergio Gabriel Gomez Perez Sanchez del Toro Junior the Third."
[Dafuq?] B2 was flabbergasted.
"Too long."
Ophis stopped sniffing him and froze in place for a long while, as if her CPU was struggling to process his ridiculously long name. In the end, she muttered, "I'll call you Yusuke. Kuroka called you that earlier."
"Then why the fuck did you ask?" Yusuke wanted to facepalm. He glared at Kuroka, but the black cat only stuck out her tongue with an apologetic look.
Suddenly, Ophis hovered directly in front of his face, completely blocking his view, and said with a blank expression, "Don't look at others... I don't like it."
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