By the time Yusuke and Koneko left her place, it was already past noon. The moment they stepped out of the apartment, the sound of doors on the first floor echoed through the hallway. Even without relying on Observation Haki, Yusuke could feel the cold, judgmental gazes slipping through the narrow gaps between those barely opened doors.
The two of them had kept at it through the entire night and well into the morning, without stopping for even a single break.
"Senpai~! Senpai~! Senpai~! I am senpai's woman~!" Oblivious to the glares of her sleep deprived neighborhood, Koneko clung tightly to his arm, humming in a bright, cheerful tone. As they stepped into the elevator, she tilted her head up, staring straight at Yusuke's face before asking, "You love me too, senpai, right?"
"Of course I do." Yusuke patted her head and answered calmly. At first, he had felt awkward and out of place when her mature transformation faded, but now he had somehow gotten used to it. He still preferred her in that form. 'Hopefully she'll develop into her peak form quickly,' he thought.
"Really?" Koneko tiptoed, staring up at him with unblinking intensity. "Really? Really? Really?"
"Yes, I love you, Koneko-chan." He caressed her face softly and spoke with a gentle smile. There was no way he would be stupid enough to say anything else. Koneko was a yandere, and a love deprived one at that. The mountain of emotional baggage she carried could've crushed someone ten times her size.
"Hehehe~! Senpai said he loves me, nya~!" Koneko stuck out her tongue and licked his hand, laughing softly with a blissful, intoxicated look, as if she had just drunk some kind of immortal wine.
...
"Whoa, they managed to fix it so quickly! It looks even better than before!" Standing outside his house, Yusuke's eyes widened, sparkling with excitement. The place had been completely renovated, even upgraded!
The house had originally been expanded by Sona into an eight story building with six underground floors. But after it got wrecked by Asia, most of the upper floors had been damaged.
Now it stood rebuilt and improved even further. Its height had not changed, but its size had more than doubled. The houses next to his had been removed to make room for the expansion.
"Tsk, money and power make everything easy." Yusuke clicked his tongue. He was absolutely certain that either Sona or Rias had "convinced" the neighboring owners to "voluntarily" sell their homes. What was even more ridiculous was that everything had been done in a single day.
He would not be surprised if those rich, powerful yanderes had already bought every property in the surrounding area just to make sure no one else could breathe the same air as Yusuke or bask in his glorious presence.
"Let's go in," Yusuke said, holding Koneko's hand.
...
"I am home!" Closing the door behind him and changing his shoes, Yusuke spoke as he walked into the living room with Koneko.
The moment he stepped inside, he saw that everyone was already gathered there. The atmosphere, however, felt strange. They were chatting among themselves, but their attention kept drifting toward the bubbly, twin tailed woman dressed in ridiculously revealing clothes.
"Yu-sama, you're back!" Aika was the first to notice him. She waved at him and said, "Come take a seat, or maybe you want to sit on top of me? Gehehehe~!" She finished with a creepy, perverted laugh.
"..." Yusuke and the others.
Serafall also stood up, her head violently swiveled toward him so fast her long twintails flailed through the air. Her eyes locked onto Yusuke with sharp intensity, moving like a scanning machine as they traced every detail of him, from his eyes down to the nails on his toes. Seeing him up close, Serafall felt herself fall for him all over again. She subconsciously clutched her chest with both hands, her heart pounding at an alarming pace.
'Wait... what is this sound?' For some reason, the rhythm of her heartbeat felt off. When she focused, she realized she was not hearing just her own. Multiple loud, intense heartbeats echoed through the room. Serafall glanced at the girls around her, all staring at Yusuke with the same love obsessed gazes she wore, and her eyes widened. 'This is ridiculous!'
From what she had learned, most of these women had been with Yusuke for quite some time. So why were they all acting as if they had just fallen in love at first sight?!
"Yusuke," Grayfia and Rias spoke at the same time. They glanced at each other, sparks colliding, before looking away and turning their attention back to him. Their gazes soon drifted to his side, landing on Koneko, who clung to him with a flushed face, looking completely blissful and happy.
Serafall patted her ample chest with both hands, the motion sending a heavy, dangerous jiggle through her already overflowing cleavage. The scandalously short tube top, stretched to its absolute limit, rode up another inch, barely clinging to her breasts and threatening to slip free entirely. She let out a soft, satisfied hum before she began to walk around the room slowly.
She purposely twisted her hips slowly, the ultra-short skirt, if it could even be called that, flipping up completely to flash the bright pink thong hugging her plump pussy lips. The thin lace string vanished between her thick, jiggling ass cheeks, framing their perfect heart shape as she walked, her eyes fixed on Yusuke with an intense, unblinking gaze.
Then—
"Kyaaah!"
When she was just close enough, Serafall's ankle "twisted." She slipped forward in an exaggerated stumble, her arms shooting high above her head in panic. She spun mid-air, sending her skirt flying up to her waist as she let out a delicate cry, "I am going to fall!"
Inside her head, she felt rather pleased with her own genius.
She had come up with this trick on the spot, the classic stumble and fall routine, which looked completely innocent and accidental.
If she just so happened to land right on top of Yusuke, with her breasts smashing into his face, her thighs straddling his lap, and her wet thong grinding against the growing bulge in his pants… well, that would be entirely out of her control, right? Right?!
No one could blame a clumsy magical girl, after all!
She twisted her body at the last second, aiming perfectly—
Thud!
However, instead of crashing into Yusuke's strong, hot body, she met the hard, unforgiving floor. The impact was heavy enough to send a sharp thud through the room, rattling the decor hanging along the walls.
"Ehh?!"
Serafall jerked her head up, eyes wide with disbelief. Yusuke, her carefully chosen landing spot, was gone.
Instead, Sona stood before her with one arm extended. She had caught Yusuke by the back of his hoodie collar and pulled him aside just as Serafall was about to crash down. Now Yusuke stood safely behind her, looking mildly amused.
Sona adjusted her glasses with a single finger, her expression calm and completely unimpressed.
"So-tan, how could you do this to me?!" Serafall let out a heartbroken cry, like someone betrayed by their childhood sweetheart, whom they had been dating with a blond, tanned bully.
"Onee-sama," Sona let out a tired sigh, "can you please stop this? Just look at what you are wearing. Do you have no shame? Even if you do not care about your image, at least remember that you are a Maou. This is embarrassing!"
"...Yes, So-tan, you are right," Serafall nodded calmly. She slowly rose from the ground to her knees, then hurriedly crawled toward Yusuke. Before Sona or anyone else could grasp what she was planning, the twintailed magical girl suddenly pulled out a small box from nowhere and extended both hands forward. When she opened it, a silver ring rested inside. She then spoke in a solemn voice, "Yu-tan, please marry me!"
"..." Sona, and everyone.
Did this bitch just propose to their Yusuke?! The audacity!
"Sorry, who are you again?" Yusuke glanced at her, clearly taken aback, but he still managed an awkward smile as he asked. He had heard plenty about Serafall's personality and antics from others, but even then, wasn't this a bit much?
['The worst thing he could say is no.' Ahahahaha! Shit, this is so satisfying!] B2 laughed so hard at this that Yusuke could almost picture her rolling on the floor.
"Egghh! It hurts more than I expected..." Serafall clutched her chest as if she had taken a heavy blow. She trembled slightly, but quickly pulled herself together and stood up. With her head held high, she patted her chest once again, making her barely covered breasts bounce.
"Let me introduce myself! I am the Magical Girl Levia-tan☆!" She suddenly pulled out a star-tipped magical wand from nowhere and spun around, forming a scissor shape with two fingers.
"Nice to meet you, Yu-tan!" She made a heart shape with both hands in front of her chest before adding, "And I love you! Please become mine~!"
[This slut is persistent!] B2 clicked her tongue.
"I am honored and happy to receive your feelings," Yusuke said with a smile, his gaze lingering on her chest, then drifting down her thighs to the thong that her absurdly short skirt failed to conceal. "Daga kotowaru!"
While this Maou's behavior was… unique, she was far from the first to propose to him at first sight, nor the first to ask him out. There was no way Yusuke would be stupid enough to fall for something so obvious. 'Sigh, can't I get a single break?!'
Lately, everything had been piling up on him. He wanted some time to relax, to stop thinking about yandere nonsense or quests for once, but the world clearly had no intention of giving him any of that.
[Ding! New Quest!]
[Yurification, Purification!: Tame the sis-con, yuri-obsessed Maou, Serafall Leviathan!]
[Task: Raise Serafall Leviathan's submission value to at least 80.]
[Rewards: 1 level, Upgrade Candy, Acting Skill, 4 skill points.]
[Penalty: Lose the skill 'No Plan B'.]
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Stupid thought: Imagine if the ass crack ran horizontally instead of vertically?