Snake-like movement sounds simple, isn't it just walking in an S shape to avoid attacks?
Only after actual use did we realize that dealing with the titan Guards with their sophisticated computing systems was not that easy at all.
Different levels of calculation methods are destined to lead to different response methods.
The titan guards here are cheating in the eyes of mortals.
It's like playing rock-paper-scissors. Your opponent will always make a move 0.1 second slower than you. By the time you've made a move, it's too late to change it, and your opponent will then make a move that counters your move.
The same applies to snake movement here.
Many people think that simply moving around can disrupt the guards, but this is not the case.
There is no truly random action that can fool these titan creations. The randomness of the human brain often inadvertently implies one's own habits. For example, leaning left ten degrees for two seconds, and leaning right ten degrees for two seconds.
Once the pattern is calculated by the titan Guards, they will probably be able to send a song "Liang Liang" to that poor guy.
So Duke discussed with the system AI and developed the Strongest Anti-Routine Snake Movement System.
The other three guys were dodging as well, and they would have been shot after just a few dodges.
Although the motorcycle comes with the Alliance's latest reactive armor (a copycat version) and also has a magic shield that can be activated by activating the titan Rune System, a motorcycle is a motorcycle. After all, it is impossible to be the size of a mammoth tank, so its protective power is naturally only a fraction of that of a mammoth tank.
After being hit by several rounds of fierce firepower from the enemy, even the most reckless Magni had to obediently pull back the few monsters.
What about Duke?
"Damn it! Why can't those monsters hit you!?" Magni, who was also on the way back, saw Duke's performance and his eyes almost popped out.
Magni was really mentally unbalanced. Why did those brainless mechanical guards attack him? Apart from the first two or three test shots, they were getting more and more accurate, and in the end almost all of them were sharpshooters, and they beat him so hard that he had to run away in panic. Duke's side didn't seem to have made any special moves. Anyway, each of the titan guards seemed to have practiced the Human Body Outline shooting technique. When Duke dodged to the left, they shot to the right. When Duke turned right, they shot to the left. They circled around Duke's motorcycle, but they didn't hit him at all.
If he had this treatment, he dared to say that he could bring back ten thousand monsters.
Duke smiled, "Your dodges are so formulaic, Magni. Even I can see that you like to swing left 15 degrees for three seconds, then turn right 10 degrees for two seconds, then swing left again for two and a half seconds, and finally turn right for four seconds."
Duke was talking about the trajectory calculated by the system AI, which of course was not wrong.
Magni looked like he had eaten a handful of dead flies. He opened his mouth wide to breathe in the air and was unable to speak for a long time.
This guy didn't believe it, so he slowed down decisively and tried to seduce again.
This time, he deliberately changed his habit. In the first ten seconds, the guards really couldn't hit him. Unfortunately, not long after, every shot hit him, and his motorcycle was smoking. The King of Ironforge was so scared that he screamed.
"What happened this time?!" The dwarf king had a sad face and sped up to catch up with Duke and asked.
"This time you have established a habit after 20 seconds, aren't you..." Duke recited another round of Magni's operations.
This time, Magni had to obey even if he didn't want to.
He was seen through again.
"Then how can I dodge like you?"
Well, first you have to have a system AI.
Of course, the honest gentleman Duke smiled and said: "You must first prepare a hundred different dodge modes, and change one every 10 seconds, so that you can last more safely for 5 minutes."
"Fuck--" Magni has been with Duke for so long that he has even learned the Earth Celestial Empire's catchphrases.
While Magni was cursing, Duke waved his hand and shot a certain iron dwarf in the head with the titan Rune Rifle on his motorcycle.
As Magni watched, a blue cube popped out. Obviously, this was arcane energy of the highest purity, or it could be called titan energy.
Duke waved his hand and a steel cable shot out from the trunk of the motorcycle. There was a small grappling hook on the top of the cable, which grabbed the blue block with incredible accuracy and pulled it directly back into the car.
Magni noticed that the empty energy tank on Duke's motorcycle was suddenly filled up.
Damn! Is there such a thing?
Magni is not a sharpshooter, and moving target shooting is not his strong point.
But the mechabike has more than one attack capability.
As long as it is a modification, there will inevitably be some tricks. As Magni is the most powerful blacksmith and mechanic in the world, he naturally mixed a lot of private goods into it.
Duke then discovered that the tail box of his motorcycle was specially made for speeding, and a bunch of space bags were crazily loaded into it. Magni pressed a red button, and a large amount of asphalt suddenly sprayed out from the tail of the motorcycle, leaving a long black road along the track of the high-speed motorcycle.
The dwarf king then took out a cigar that had been lit at some point, took a deep puff, and then threw it back in a gorgeous manner without even looking at it.
A huge fire broke out immediately.
The mechanical guard following closely behind was immediately hit.
This asphalt is not ordinary asphalt, it was added by Magni, the latest type of gunpowder was added almost for free. The shameless Magni later waved his hand and asked the Alliance to reimburse him.
The fire was accompanied by a violent explosion, and more than forty guards were burned or blown into scrap metal on the spot.
Originally, not every guard would drop a titan Energy Cube. But Magni was casting a wide net to catch fish. After such a big event, he would definitely get something.
Look, I got him two energy bricks right away.
Sure enough, none of the short guys who can become leaders these days are just there to do it.
Brann is an accurate shooter, and he can hit every target with his titan Ray Rifle. He can always get energy bricks by firing fiercely at the captain or monsters that look like elites, and can directly fight to support himself.
Gelbin, this dwarf, was very smart. After listening to Duke, he learned the snake-skin movement (elementary) without any instruction. Although he could not dodge completely as gorgeously as Duke, he could still dodge 70% to 80%.
As a result, when the four drag racing gangs came back, they brought back more than two thousand mechanical guards of various models.
"Holy Light! Can we really kill so many enemies?" Sitting on the Katyusha rocket launcher vehicle, Irel's face turned pale.
"Boss! Great job, I love you so much—" Gavinrad, who was sitting in the driver's seat at the front of the car, was so excited that he yelled, turned around and yelled to Irel: "The rocket launcher is ready to fire, the coordinates are 500 yards in the NW direction, just open fire when it's about time."
"Open fire at random? What if we bomb our own people?" Irel was also anxious.
"Bullshit! I wish those guys were so easy to blow up. Duke made a puppet, not to mention the other two are like gods descended from heaven, and Gelbin also has a full set of escape equipment."
"Then...then I don't care!" After taking aim, Irel pressed the fire button almost with his eyes closed.
The next moment, the fierce rocket thrusters ignited and the "whoosh whoosh" sound of the launch almost deafened Yrel. Only then did she remember to wear special headphones. That thing was not only an earplug, but also a magic communication system made by Duke himself, which could transmit sound.
It was then that she heard Tyrande's somewhat inappropriate roar: "Where are you aiming, Yrel? Are you going to kill your own people? Oh my God - it's over... Uh, it's Duke, all right. You will be punished when you get back."
Ever since Alleria and Vereesa were forced to withdraw from the heroic group to give birth, and then Sylvanas was forced to be eliminated because her strength suddenly jumped to the level of a demigod, the heroic group of the Alliance has fallen into a ridiculous situation of lacking shooters.
The artillery has a parabola.
In addition to machine aiming, this thing also requires a sense of shooting.
After Brann went racing, everyone suddenly realized that there were not enough shooters to serve as Katyusha's gunners.
Tyrande, Lirath, and the newly joined Tyrande's adopted daughter Shandris, only three in total. There were five rocket launchers scheduled. Add Solarian, who was a ranged mage, and Irel who was inexplicably thrown on the shooting seat, and there were five gunners in total.
As a result, infantry-artillery coordination is not that fun, let alone the more advanced vehicle-artillery coordination.
When Irel got nervous, he sent all the thirty rockets in the truck to Duke who was at the front.
Looking at the dazzling 'fire meteors' in the sky, some of which missed the target and were all heading towards him, Duke said 'Fuck it' in his mind, not knowing whether to say it or not.
Genuine Katyusha, enough to cover a football field.
Duke used a modified version of the titan Energy Katyusha in his attack on Ulduar. It was no problem to blow up an area the size of three football fields at once.
Anyway, in the end, Duke's words turned into:
"Fuck——"
Mark Dooku III, died.
Cause of death: killed by stupid teammates!
In Karazhan, Duke angrily threw down the controller as he watched the originally crystal clear image turn into snowflakes.
Very bad gaming experience!
Is this game playable!?
Beside them, Onyxia and Vashj were both giggling with their hands covering their mouths.
On the other side, Irel was also frightened. Listening to all kinds of sounds coming out of the headphones, she turned pale.
"Damn it, why did you go to blow up Duke?" This was Tirion's voice.
"Huh? Duke's stand-in was killed!" The shameless Brann was the first to make a surprised sound.
"Really?!" There was a clear sense of excitement in Magni's voice.
"Really! This time the title of Akina Mountain Driving God is once again full of suspense!" Gelbin shouted excitedly.
What followed was a fight between the noobs.
When Duke controlled Mark Dooku IV and rushed back to the scene, they had already destroyed the first Guardian factory, and there would be no more Iron Dwarfs pouring out around for the time being.
What Duke saw was a sad-looking Irel who kept saying "sorry", and a cocky Magni who opened his palm to Duke and asked for the car logo.
"Give me the logo - Duke, you can't deny your debt! We agreed beforehand that if we get killed, we lose."
Duke rolled his eyes at the smug rookie dwarf racer and pointed at the scraps that had been blown to shreds by the Irel: "Here, the logo is over there, find it yourself!"
"Oh - no -" Magni suddenly felt bored with the title of "God of Cars in Akina Mountain" that he had picked up by sheer luck.
Duke shrugged, then went over and touched Irel's forehead: "Don't take it to heart, just be more careful next time."
"But...but..." Irel was so sad that he was about to cry.
"It's really nothing. After all, it's the fault of a guy who is good at long-range attacks who went racing instead of doing his job!" Duke said, with a sharp look in his eyes. The third child of the Bronzebeard family immediately shrank his neck, and then moved his short legs to sit in the position where the Irel was before.
"This...I..." Irel still had tears in his eyes.
"To be honest, the Flame Behemoth itself is not worth my personal involvement. But the battle of Ulduar was a very inspiring one for the Alliance. I hope every leader of the Alliance can experience this personally."
When Duke said this, the whole audience fell silent. Then Duke began to explain the significance of this battle:
"Twenty-five thousand years ago, the titans of the Pantheon had to deal with demons from the Twisting Nether in order to maintain peace in the universe. It was an endless war. In addition to extremely powerful demons, there were also countless low-level demons running around."
"The Pantheon had to send out their most powerful battle titan, Sargeras, to deal with those powerful demons. But how did they deal with those low-level demons?"
After that, everyone followed Duke's gaze and looked at the titan guards who had turned into waste.
"If we can obtain the guard system left by the titans and use endless mechanical guards as the first line of defense for Azeroth, it would certainly be worth celebrating. But we have to prepare for the worst - we may not be able to obtain any high-tech directly from Ulduar."
"That's not important. What's important is that as the strongest in the Alliance and the leaders of all the countries in the Alliance, we must first have a broad vision and know what future wars will look like."
"The population of each of our tribes is limited. To train a swordsman, even if we train him in swordsmanship from childhood, it will take at least sixteen years to train a barely qualified swordsman. But he may not last a minute on the battlefield before being killed by a powerful demon that can be resurrected."
"Life is limited. Using limited life to fight unlimited enemies is a mistake. We should cherish the lives of our soldiers more. So I hope everyone can develop a newer and more forward-looking war thinking."
"We will certainly continue to train traditional professionals. This is the foundation for us to fight against the strongest in the Burning Legion. But for those ordinary people who don't have the talent of professionals, we must teach them new forms of warfare. For example, high-energy rifles, the titan artillery we saw today, and the interstellar battleships we may seize in the future."
When Duke said this, everyone was already lost in thought.
"We are the leaders of the Alliance and the helmsmen of each nation and country. If we are all rigid in our thinking and refuse to accept new things, then the fall of Azeroth will enter the countdown. So we should take advantage of this rare opportunity to see more, listen more, and think more."
"I hope to see everyone with a new mindset and outlook after defeating Yogg-Saron!"