This moment!
Duke is possessed by the movie emperor!
This moment!
Star Master and Duke are together!
Although it wasn't an outright lie, Duke decided to take this bombshell line and change it up:
"Once, the goddess of fate placed a bizarre but sincere relationship in front of me, but I failed to cherish it! In the 10,000 years I spent in the long river of time, I spent every day and night in regret. This is the most painful thing in the world. Since God can give me another chance to meet again after 10,000 years, even if I die in the hands of that woman, I have to say: I'm sorry, but I love you."
"You bastard, how can I continue to hate you when you're like this!?" Tyrande's tear glands broke down. Because of the angle where the woman was on top and the man was below, tears like beads flowed directly onto Duke's face.
Duke smiled bitterly, touched Tyrande's face, and comforted her softly: "It's okay, I'm back, right?"
"Woohoo! I'm so touched. I don't hate you anymore."
Duke felt a little embarrassed listening to the crying coming from next door.
Who the hell are you? Why are you crying too?
Tyrande was so angry that she laughed. She turned around and said, "Shandris! You have nothing to do with this. I will punish you later for imprisoning Duke without permission."
Duke was…stunned.
"I'm sorry, Duke. She's Shandris, the daughter I adopted during the War of the Ancients. Alas! I can't get rid of her. Alas, I shouldn't have indulged this little girl like this."
"Come on! I'm over ten thousand years old!" Shandris grinned!
Duke wanted to hold his forehead.
Of course he knew who Shandris Feathermoon was?
After the Cataclysm version of the game, Feathermoon Fortress became on land, and then a stupid hunter kited it to Orgrimmar. I wanted to see a good show of the Horde boss taking down the Alliance leader, but in the end, he failed to do so and was fucked instead.
Both Braincrank and Gamorrean lost to her in singles.
The most perverted thing is that she learned Tyrande's Falling Stars and also has a move Prayer of the Moonlight Goddess, and she can fire a full-screen map Cannon at any time.
He is definitely a fierce character among the alliance leaders!
Then, this guy is in unrequited love, and has been single for ten thousand years.
Well, the person I have a crush on is Jarod Shadowsong, Maiev Shadowsong's younger brother and the de facto leader of the coalition in the later period.
Well, now that Tyrande mentioned Shandris' name, Duke roughly understood. This is the spring lake of Teldrassil, a huge island in the sea where only night elves live.
For some reason, he fell here when he traveled back, and was first discovered by Shandris, who deeply hated him for abandoning Tyrande. If Tyrande hadn't come, it would probably have been a bloody drama.
Now... let's just consider it a pass.
The house was hit by Tyrande's falling stars, causing such a loud noise that it could not be hidden from people nearby. After Tyrande sent Shandris to clean up the mess outside, Duke finally went with Tyrande to Tyrande's boudoir, which belonged to the Sisterhood of Elune, to have a good chat.
Duke was eager to know what had happened during his absence.
Duke, who entered the door first, was stunned at the sight and cursed on the spot: "Oh my god!"
resentment!
The resentment rising to the sky!
Thousands of bananas, like dried meat, were hung on the four walls. They seemed to have become specimens, with all the moisture lost, but still miraculously fresh and tender yellow, and were neatly arranged from the ground to the ceiling on the four-meter-high wall.
"I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to do!" Duke turned around and left.
Sorry, it's too late!
Tyrande still had the holy smile unique to the high priestess on her face, but her actions were not holy at all!
Big sister, if you are not taking off your equipment to die in order to run the dungeon faster, why are you taking off your equipment?
Although he was horrified, Duke couldn't take his eyes off.
"Haha! You didn't even want to tell me your real name back then. Ten thousand years later, your lover came to my house and told me that you had gone to the War of the Ancients. Only then did I know that Duke was Duke...Excuse me, dear Duke, is there anything more urgent than our reminiscing about the past?"
"Yes! The world of Azeroth is still waiting for me to save it!" Duke held his head high and spoke so righteously!
"Oh? If it weren't for the fact that you protected Azeroth for ten thousand years, do you think I would be so stupid as to wait for you for ten thousand years?"
Duke bared his teeth and subconsciously shrank back, falling down as he shrank back: "Tyrande! I...we are both people of status and position, don't make a move, let's talk it out, use words instead of fists!"
"Okay! What if I can convince you with my mouth?" Tyrande simply put her hands behind her back, but she didn't stop and kept moving forward.
At this moment, Dumok finally understood what it meant to be a self-destructive act. When the seven deadly sins broke out, they directly poured all 10TB of data into Tyrande.
Now, retribution has come!
Duke looked at the ghosts of the bananas around him and finally broke down.
"Don't! Don't scare me! I actually have a bad heart!"
Tyrande didn't say anything, but a small look made Duke's blood flow unevenly throughout his body.
"Scream! Scream! Here, no one will hear you even if you scream at the top of your lungs." Tyrande recited the lines that Duke had given her.
It doesn't matter if Duke is pissed off to death!
Duke is pretty tough!
When he found out that he would be killed whether he stretched his head or shrank his head, he became arrogant and laughed loudly, holding his waist. "Hahahaha! Tyrande! Have you forgotten? You have never defeated me once! Do you still remember the horror of being controlled by Duke's sword?"
"Sorry! A certain lover is so unqualified that he hasn't come for ten thousand years, so I have forgotten him long ago!" After saying that, Tyrande launched an attack directly.
How terrible is ten thousand years of resentment?
Just listen to Duke's shrill and miserable howl and you will know:
"No--"
"don't want--"
"Don't stop—"
This battle was later privately called the "Ten Thousand Years' War" by the two men!
This battle was truly earth-shattering and awe-inspiring.
Under the life blessing of the Red Dragon Queen Alexstrasza, countless warriors were reproduced at high speed. Billions of warriors died bravely and stood up for the cause.
In Duke's mind, this battle is also called the 'Clone War'!
Cough cough!
Duke came to his senses and immediately set fire to all those bananas. This thing is really ominous!
Of course, what bothered Duke the most was the news from Tyrande.
"What? It's already been 20 years since Dark Portal!?"
Tyrande said dimly, "Yes! You said I would only wait for ten thousand years. You are already twenty years late."
"…"