Chapter 5 - parenting versus kids part 2 what would you do

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### 🚨 **What Would You Do? The Parenting Judgment Roast Edition** 🚨

Parenting isn't perfect—far from it. Yet the self-appointed critics love to perch on their imaginary thrones, judging from **a safe distance.** They claim to have all the answers while avoiding **all the challenges.**

But **what would you do** if you had to face the real world of parenting?

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### **Scenario 1: PTA Judges vs. Reality**

The PTA acts like the **moral Supreme Court**, ruling on who's a "good" parent based on their **highly curated suburban fantasy.**

Your move:

🚨 **A)** Play along—**nod, smile, and fake perfection** to avoid judgment.

🦐 **B)** Call them out—**ask if they've ever raised a kid outside their bubble.**

🚨 **C)** Ignore them and **do what actually works**—parenting isn't a competition, it's **survival.**

At the end of the day, **they wouldn't last a week in your shoes.**

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### **Scenario 2: Mixed Messages & Parenting Contradictions**

Kids are taught **love is everything**, yet dating is forbidden until marriage. They hear **kindness matters**, but are also told to **watch their backs.**

How do you handle these contradictions?

🚨 **A)** Throw out the rulebook—**teach them real-world love and boundaries.**

🦐 **B)** Stick to old-school parenting—**strict, no exceptions, sink or swim.**

🚨 **C)** Find a **middle ground**—let them learn love **without letting life destroy them.**

Because **a locked-up childhood doesn't prepare them for real relationships.**

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### **Scenario 3: The Hypocrisy of Judgment**

Some people claim **heaven is only for the "unbroken"**—they judge the wounded while ignoring **their own sins.**

What's your response?

🚨 **A)** Call them out—**tell them scars don't make someone unworthy.**

🦐 **B)** Walk away—**some people will never change.**

🚨 **C)** Let karma work—**they'll learn when life kicks them off their pedestal.**

If they think **they're the gatekeepers of salvation**, they're in for **a lonely kingdom.**

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### **Scenario 4: Parenting vs. Netflix Documentary Risks**

Parenting is **trial by fire**—there's no handbook, just **hoping your kid doesn't end up on Netflix.**

How do you prepare them for the real world?

🚨 **A)** Honesty—**stop pretending they'll never hear swear words or face tough choices.**

🦐 **B)** Strict control—**lock down everything and hope for the best.**

🚨 **C)** Educate them—**give them the tools to handle reality, not just avoid it.**

Because **blocking the truth doesn't erase it—it only makes kids blind to danger.**

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### **Final Question: How Do You Fix the Judgment Problem?**

You see people **passing judgment** without knowing **the full story**—parenting, life, trauma.

Your choice:

🚨 **A)** Challenge them—**force them to see the damage their words cause.**

🦐 **B)** Walk your own path—**prove them wrong by thriving.**

🚨 **C)** Ignore the critics—because **parenting isn't about public approval.**

At the end of the day, **no one has this parenting thing figured out.**

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#HonestyOverPerfection

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Your move. What would **you** do? 🚨🦐