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Chapter 99 - Tang San Eats Big Sausage

Dai Mubai was somewhat disbelieving, and asked, "Can I see your face?"

Although he hadn't spent much time with Zhu Zhuqing, he had seen her a few times when they were children. Even after so many years, her appearance shouldn't have changed too much.

Zhu Qing's voice was cold. "I'm sorry, I'm not Zhu Zhuqing. I'm Zhu Qing. Zhu Zhuqing is my cousin. What relationship do you have with her?"

Dai Mubai hesitated for a moment. "I'm Dai Mubai. You should have heard of my relationship with her."

Zhu Qing said, "I'm sorry, I haven't heard of it."

"Are you from the Zhu Clan's branch?" Dai Mubai probed.

This girl didn't know about his relationship with Zhu Zhuqing, so she probably wasn't from the main branch of the Zhu Clan.

Some members of the Zhu Clan's branch didn't live in Star Luo City. Some branches had lower statuses, so it was normal for them not to know about Zhu Zhuqing's marriage to the prince.

"Yes." Zhu Zhuqing nodded.

Dai Mubai breathed a sigh of relief, feeling somewhat fortunate.

He had already believed that the person in front of him wasn't Zhu Zhuqing. If it were her, she wouldn't have been able to restrain herself in yesterday's situation.

The Zhu Clan's Netherworld Spirit Cat martial soul was already a top-tier martial soul, so it wasn't strange for a side branch to produce a decent genius.

"Mubai, don't dawdle, hurry up and take them inside," the elder urged.

Then, he said to Ning Rongrong, "You go in and test the other items first. I'll go and get the healing teacher for you."

"Okay, thank you, teacher," Ning Rongrong said.

"Everyone, please follow me," Dai Mubai led the way enthusiastically.

Ning Rongrong fell behind, ashamed. She had wanted to show off her spirit, but she hadn't expected everyone else to be such super geniuses. The feeling of failing to show off was really embarrassing.

All along the way in, there were only wooden houses everywhere, as simple as could be. It was clear how poor Shrek Academy was.

Dai Mubai turned around and asked Ao Tian, "Brother, what's your name?"

"My name is Ao Tian. You shouldn't just call anyone 'brother'."

"Why?" Dai Mubai was taken aback.

"Because you can't handle it," Ao Tian said calmly.

Dai Mubai was instantly amused and chuckled.

He had never seen such an arrogant little brother, even more arrogant than him.

He had originally wanted to chat with Ao Tian for a bit, to get closer to him, but now, there was no need.

Thinking about the final stage being a practical assessment, and that he would be the examiner, Dai Mubai couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth.

"Later, I'll let you see who's really incapable. Talent doesn't equal strength..."

Dai Mubai glanced casually at Gu Yue Na behind him, thinking, "If I defeat this brat, I wonder how she'll react?"

Originally, Dai Mubai had also wanted to strike up a conversation with Gu Yue Na, to ask her name, but now he could only temporarily abandon this idea.

After he brutally beat up this Ao Tian, and established his authority as the top student of Shrek Academy, his words would carry more weight.

The group didn't speak anymore and arrived at an open space.

Although the conditions of the first stage were harsh, there were still many people who met them, and they were lining up to be tested one by one.

At the back of the group was Tang San, who was holding a Big Sausage and eating it with relish.

Beside Tang San, a man with a full beard was pushing a small cart piled high with Big Sausages and small sausages, emitting an enticing aroma.

"Sausages for sale! Oscar's sausages! Big, long, and delicious, guaranteed to make you want more!"

The bearded man shouted loudly. Besides Tang San, several others were also enjoying the sausages, complimenting them as they ate.

The bearded man watched as the girls' rosy lips devoured the Big Sausages bite by bite, a hint of evil flickering in his eyes.

Dai Mubai was annoyed and shouted, "Oscar, who told you to sell sausages here?"

His shout immediately attracted everyone's attention.

When they saw the people behind Dai Mubai, the young men and women present were almost collectively petrified.

"So handsome."

"So beautiful."

Tang San's eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on his face.

Oscar's long, narrow peach blossom eyes were fixed on the most beautiful Gu Yue Na, practically emitting a green glow. He swallowed hard, unable to look away.

Dai Mubai saw Oscar's gaze and understood what he was thinking. He'd been with Oscar for years and knew his personality well.

"Ao Tian, you're here." Tang San greeted him.

Dai Mubai was a little surprised that Tang San knew Ao Tian. He said, "Tang San, you can't eat this sausage."

"Why not? It tastes great. I've already checked, there's no problem." Tang San said, then took another big bite, chewing a few times before swallowing.

"The sausage smells delicious, and after eating it, my stomach feels warm and fuzzy." he added.

Dai Mubai said without any politeness, "Oscar, make a sausage for everyone to see right now."

"No way, Boss Dai."

"I've warned you more than once, you can't sell sausages in the academy. Do you want all the younger students to despise you?"

Oscar smiled awkwardly and pushed his cart, preparing to escape.

Dai Mubai grabbed his cart and said forcefully, "Make one now."

Ao Tian, standing behind, snapped his fingers. Oscar suddenly perked up and said, "I will."

"I have a—Big Sausage!" he shouted lewdly. Two yellow soul rings rose from under his feet, and a new Big Sausage condensed in his right hand.

"Ugh..." The girls who had just been eating with their mouths full of oil couldn't take it and vomited frantically.

Tang San chewed a mouthful of sausage, and the moment he swallowed it, he heard Oscar's incantation.

His face instantly looked constipated, his facial muscles twitching. The chewed sausage was still in his esophagus, and a wave of nausea rose from his stomach, wanting to eject those sausages.

Tang San hurriedly circulated his Mysterious Heaven Skill, suppressing the urge to vomit, and forcibly swallowed the mouthful of sausage.

Can't throw up, or his image is completely ruined.

After Oscar finished chanting the spell, he was a bit bewildered. Upon discovering that all the girls had started vomiting, his scalp went numb, and he pushed his cart and fled madly.

"Tang San, are you alright?" Dai Mubai asked, noticing Tang San's grim expression.

"I'm fine, that Oscar's soul spell is really… special." Tang San forced a smile.

His words caused the girls in front to start vomiting again.

Dai Mubai patted Tang San on the shoulder and said earnestly, "It's good that you're alright. In the future, try not to eat his sausages."

Behind them, Ao Tian and Gu Yue Na's expressions were normal, while Xiao Wu kept spitting, "There's not a single good person in this Shrek Academy."

Dai Mubai was a little embarrassed and said, "Don't queue up. I'll take you directly through this exam."

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