Hey there, dear reader! đź‘‹
First of all, congratulations you've chosen to read this story instead of doom-scrolling social media . I'm proud of you already.
Now, a quick disclaimer: the characters in this story may make questionable life choices, dramatic exits, and slightly concerning decisions that I, the author, totally did not approve of (they do what they want, I just write it down). Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental unless you recognize yourself… in which case, oops.
Please keep your seatbelts fastened, your snacks within reach, and your judgment slightly suspended. I hope this story makes you laugh, gasp, and maybe wonder if I've ever slept properly (spoiler: I haven't).
Enjoy the chaos.