Absolutely, here's a creative and engaging announcement based on your prompt:
📢 Official Announcement
Your government has made a decision: you are now officially considered "property."
But wait-there's more! As animals around the world face extinction, it's time to ask the big question:
🦄 Who Wants To Be A Thing? 🌍
Since everything is up for grabs, and the lines between people, property, and things are getting blurry, let's play a game:
Do you want to be a rare collectible?
Maybe a protected species?
Or perhaps a legendary artifact?
With animals disappearing, the world needs new "things" to care about. So, step right up and claim your new status! Will you be cherished, traded, or placed in a museum?
The choice is yours-because in this new world, everyone gets to decide what kind of "thing" they want to be!
Feel free to let me know if you want this announcement to be more serious, humorous, or tailored in another way!