After the great battle with The Burning Sorcerer, Kage quickly changes back to his normal clothes as he and Quadeem take a walk to a Detroit fast food joint….To be honest. If you can imagine a food spot good food with bad qualities. This is basically what it looks like.
Kage*Walking with confidence*: Not gonna lie, big bro, that burning sorcerer dawg was lowkey my hardest opponent.
Quadeem *walking with his hands in his pockets: Yeah. Hardest opponent so far, at least.
Kage: Yeah…..so far. But I ain't tripping though. As long as I keep working on my skills, ain't no reality sorcerer could even dream of beating me!
Quadeem: Man you always so optimistic.
Kage: Yeah, well, being optimistic is the way of life. If you really think about it bro, many successful people had optimistic personalities. The only realistic people who can get a bag these days are probably teachers or scientists or whatever.
Quadeem: Eh, I guess you can say that.
Kage: Anyways, I'm trynna be optimistic with this food cause dawg I'm hungry! I swear the only thing my opponents are damaging is my.....
As Kage and Quadeem walk to the fast food joint…Kage sighs at the view of multiple reality sorcerers battling each other near the entrance.
Kage:…appetite….Man why they gotta fight here of all places.
Suddenly all the reality sorcerers look at the two brothers. The brothers look behind them hoping that they were looking behind them instead of at them.
Kage: yep. There looking at us. Much be our fits…I didn't think what we was wearing would attract a crowd.
Quadeem: Welcome to ya new life Kage. We're reality sorcerers are everywhere.
Reality sorcerer: You…"Points at Kage"…..Aye Aye….ayo guys!!!! Screw fighting each other this little boy has a lot of sorcery in him.
Reality Sorcerer 2: I can sense that too! How about we jump this little guy and then he take out each other!
All the reality sorcerers circle around Kage and Quadeem in agreement.
Kage: I've seen all time lows before. But I've never thought I'll see the day that some grown behind men would jump a child.
Reality Sorcerer 4: "Looks at Quadeem" aye dreads! You should just run away! Appreciate the fact that your one of the powerless! Other then that you should just leave this little man alone. So we can FEAST one his reality sorcerer.
Quadeem *pointing at his dreads*: Ok so one: These are more so locks so get y'all facts straight. And Two: Naw bro. This "little man" right here is my little bro and I can't just let him get jumped. That'll make me a horrible brother.
Reality sorcerer 4: Then you two will die as brother in arms.
Quadeem starts to unseal the family sword.
Quadeem *in battle stance*: I don't know about that my guy. We actually don't plan on dying at all.
The Reality Sorcerers get closer to them.
Reality Sorcerer: Either way. Your plans won't matter after——
Kage suddenly raises his hand like a student about to ask the teacher a dumb question.
Kage: Aye uh can me and my brother at the very least get something to eat first? I don't wanna eliminate y'all on an empty stomach. That's just sounds disrespectful. More disrespectful then this guy's barber.
Kage points at a reality Sorcerer whose hair looks like his barber was "rage cutting." Is that a thing? Welp it is now.
Kage: Yeah I'm talking about you. The top of you head looking like the top of Mount Everest. I hope you didn't have to pay for that.
They all just look at Kage.
Reality Sorcerer: Oh yeah imma enjoy eliminating you——
5 minutes later
Kage and Quadeem walks through the doors of the Detroit fast food joint. Kage is holding the fading away head of one of the reality sorcerers that tried to attack them.
Kage "Looking at the head": Man, these types of reality sorcerers are so annoying.
Quadeem "Looking Down" : Aye, it's a good thing they're the weakest types. They think they can just do whatever type of stuff they want with no form a training or nun.*he pauses, then looks straight* They think everything's sweet until they get one tapped by someone who actually locked in.
Kage: Facts.
As they where talking. A lady that was on the clock slowly peeks her head out the register.
Lady: Um….can I help—-Oh no...What are you doing with that Head? You—You're one of them aren't you!!!
Kage throws the head away as it fades away to nothing.
Kage: Hey Hey Hey. We all black here. No need get scared cause of a brotha's skin.
Quadeem "whispers": I don't think she's talking about your skin.
Lady"standing up":…You…You-You think I'm talking about you skin???? I'm talking about YOU!
Kage:…..Isn't that the same——
Lady: You're another one of them reality sorcerers! Always fighting one another! Over and over…
Kage:..Aye well listen! Just cause some members of the group are screw ups, that doesn't mean they're all screw ups! "Points at Quadeem" Ayo Quadeem quote that!
Lady: Some…..Some??? It's all of you…..All of you I say!..MONSTERS!!!
As the lady yaps….Kage senses a reality sorcerer near by….this sorcerer has invisibility powers…He nudges Quadeem to let him know. Him and Quadeem lock eyes like they already know the game plan.
Kage "slowly walking closer": Listen lady. We're all entitled to our own opinions at the end of the day…but ya gotta understand, I ain't one of them. And I never will be.
The invisible reality sorcerer gets slower to the lady. As Kage and Quadeem Slowly gets ready to strike.
Lady: Hero???? A reality sorcerer playing hero??? You think I'm stupid!!! Your trying to hide your villainous and demonic ways under your heroic crap!!!!!!
The Lady grabs a bat form under the register and points it at Kage.
Lady: Reality Sorcerers could never be heroes! There just more causes of collateral damage! SO DON'T YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A HERO!
Kage "getting closer" I don't think your pointing that bat as the right sorcerer ma'am.
The reality sorcerer starts touching on the woman's back…sliding his dirty fingers down his spine.
Lady: UGH! IS THERE A BUG ON ME—-
The Invisible sorcerer whispers in her ear…
Invisible sorcerer: Dang shawty….i like what I see…
Lady: Wha….What???
Invisible Sorcerer: I said…..I like what I—
The moment the sorcerer tries to pull her hair…Kage Dashes in. And punches through the reality sorcerer's head…and Quadeem gets the lady outta dodge. Holding her by his arms…
Lady "confused": Wha….What?
Kage: See! Hero! That right there though? "He points at the fading away sorcerer" that is a sorcerer. We're lucky weak sorcerers fade away easily. If not, you was probably gonna end up looking for a new job.
Lady: What…what happened?
Quadeem gets the lady on her feet.
Quadeem: An invisible reality sorcerer was about to do some real bad stuff to you. Luckily my little bro took him out.
Lady: Oh…..oh…you two saved me?even though I said all those stuff
Kage: Ma'am. You don't need to act like a damsel in distress. Those types of women are pretty outdated these days.
Kage Looks down and balls up his fist
Kage: I wish they weren't outdated when I was playing the PS5 spider man games, though! Those annoying behind MJ missions!
Lady: what are you talking about?
Quadeem: Don't ask. He's still working on his lines.
Lady: Oh…So your really are trynna be a hero….huh?
Kage: Yea. Saving your behind (literally) wasn't enough proof?
Lady: Oh no…uhh. That's enough prove for sure…uhh. I just everything happened so fast…and I didn't think a good reality sorcerer even existed! Let alone try to be a hero.
Kage: Well it's a good thing I exist.
Lady: But you're…so young….you have your whole youth ahead of you!
Kage: Aye. If kids can start acting young then I can be a hero young.
Lady: Oh…well that's not really a good….no matter Thanks! And.. sorry about what I said.. maybe you're not that bad!
Kage: "the switch up was crazy" Well you can thank us..by taking our order!
End of Chapter