Mom watches TV dramas online, and every episode starts with a long commercial, so she takes out a little notebook and writes things down. I asked her, "Why are you writing down the commercials?"
Mom: "I need to remember which products are wasting my time watching dramas, so I won't buy them in the future!"
I...
2. Today, I joked with my mom, "If I get married and have kids next year, will you help take care of the child?"
Mom straight-out said, "Did you help me take care of you when I had a kid? Why should I help you?"
Uh, I...
3. Me: "Dad, you should learn to use WeChat Pay."
Dad: "Why bother learning that? I find spending money just fine the way I do."
Me: "This way, when I transfer money to you, you can spend it however you like without asking mom."
Dad rushed over with his phone and said, "Quick, tell me how to use this!"
4. Ran into my dad's first love, and mom was very jealous and said to me, "Your dad almost married that lady."
