"Oh!?"
"What did the python bite?"
"No way! Where would a python come from in Chang'an?"
After hearing the dorm supervisor auntie's angry shout, Ansheng, the whole fox, was first stunned, then snapped back to reality.
Ansheng had seen pythons before. In a past life, he even got into a tussle with a python in the village over two cakes called Lao Banzhang.
Those creatures like warm, humid climates and usually only appear in the Dian and Gui areas. In a past life, there was a time when Big Leaf Pu-erh Milk Tea got popular, and Ansheng's company sent a team there to negotiate procurement in preparation to make flavored tea for beverage companies.
Ansheng had quite a few PvP encounters with pythons because the most reasonably priced Pu-erh tea is made from arbor leaves, known for its strong and potent flavor, also known as Golden Leaf.
