[Brother Han Xiangzi, I'm begging you, this is your little brother from Chang'an speaking. I'm a 25-year-old local guy, with what should be considered normal intelligence—I know to avoid rain when it's pouring and won't pick food off the ground. I don't have big ambitions, just want a wife with a peachy rear. —Su Ming looked expectantly at the statue in Xiangzi Temple, known for its effectiveness, as he made a wish.]
[Wish fulfilled: The dream of a white knight.]
Just as Ansheng arrived in front of the temple and saw the wish float through his mind, he was suddenly confused.
Ansheng initially hoped to get off to a good start, earning ten or so Wish Power from a wish, but after seeing the wish details clearly, he immediately rejected it without a second thought.
"What the hell, a peachy rear! I'll tattoo an entire Enchanting Demon Pattern on your bum later, pal!"
