Chapter 1: Traveling Through Time and Bringing a House With You?
Do you want to become an immortal?
Do you want to go to heaven and earth?
Do you want to live forever?
Have you ever wanted to live a life like in the movies?
Do you want to be a superhero?
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This is a flyer that Xia Yu saw when he entered the elevator. It was printed on ordinary A4 paper and stood alone on the mirror facing him as he entered the elevator.
Oh my god, these 6 questions are really good! Are there so many scammers these days? Is anyone fooled by this? Take out your phone and take a photo and post it on your Moments, this scam ad is so f*****g awesome!
Oh shit! No, why is this my phone number? Whose phone number is this?
Xia Yu tore off the A4 paper and immediately walked around the entire community.
Fortunately, there was only this one piece, so the question was, which friend was playing a prank on him by posting just this one piece in the elevator of his unit? That was not right, if someone was really trying to be funny, they should have posted it somewhere else, not written something like this, wouldn't it be better to just find a few poles and post a few pieces of paper, and it would work with a needle, etc.?
Xia Yu returned home full of questions. As soon as she entered the house, her cell phone rang. She looked at the phone and saw a text message. The key number was hers, with only one sentence on it.
Do you want to become an immortal?
It's not strange to send a text message from your own number.
With the development of technology, there are many ways to do it.
The key is who is messing with you? Xia Yu's first reaction was to call back.
Just as he thought, the call to his own number was busy.
Xia Yu sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette for himself.
While turning on the TV, he replied: "Who are you?"
Xia Yu is not in a hurry now, because it is obvious who is playing tricks on her. There is no need for the scammer to make such a thing and post it on her doorstep. The other party replied in seconds!
Do you want to go to heaven and earth?
Oh my god, this isn't going to end yet, tell me who it is?
Do you want to live forever?
Is this ever going to end?
Have you ever wanted to live a life like in the movies?
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Get out!
Do you want to be a superhero?
I want to be your mom, get lost!
Do you want to rule the world and be surrounded by goddesses?
Shit, you have obsessive compulsive disorder. You have to ask all six questions, right?
This time there was no immediate reply, but about two or three seconds later.
Yes!
Oh my god, it's true, it's fun, anyway, I'm bored, let's see who it is!
Now that you've asked all your questions, it's time to tell us who you are, right?
I am the breeze.
Qingfeng? Where is Mingyue? Could it be a friend I met while playing games? Xia Yu has played countless games, from online games to mobile games.
Since college, he has met countless guild friends and basically left contact information with them.
But there are at least eight out of ten people named Qingfeng or with the word Qingfeng in their names.
It's really hard to say who it is? I didn't dare to ask directly, so I asked some questions first!
Oh, is there something wrong?
some!
Tell me! What's the matter?
Do you want to become an immortal?
"f**k!" Xia Yu almost jumped up from the sofa. Master! This is definitely a master!
I think, I think, I think, what's going on? Are you going to send me a secret manual, or teach me skills through the phone screen?
This time the other party didn't ask any further questions, but just sent a link directly!
Xia Yu scratched his head, what is this routine, I must open it and take a look, but what if it is a scam or a Trojan link? Forget it, just take a look!
Just in case, Xia Yu uninstalled all financial payment-related apps on his phone, including Alipay, WeChat Bank, etc. He clicked on the link and was redirected to a long agreement full of hieroglyphs in seconds.
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"Oh my god, I didn't understand a single word.
This must be a very ancient script.
This guy is really awesome!"
Xia Yu flipped through it several times and found that he really didn't understand a single word.
He couldn't help but give the other party a thumbs up in his heart.
No matter if it was a liar or a friend making a prank, at least he put a lot of effort into it.
Never mind, he was too lazy to play anymore and decided to go take a shower.
Xia Yu casually clicked exit, but the phone didn't respond. He pressed the HOME button again, and this time the browser shrunk and exited, but instead of returning to the desktop, four big words popped up: Contract signed successfully!
"What the hell? I know fingerprint unlocking, but can I also use fingerprint signing? Oh my god, my hands are naughty, I must be addicted!" Xia Yu muttered to himself with a depressed look on his face, and the screen of the phone changed again.
System loading 20%...
Looking at the rapidly rising percentage on the phone screen, Xia Yu hurried to press the power button.
What if after the loading was completed it was some powerful Trojan horse, who knew what it could do? It would not be safe if the software was deleted.
Modern people have too much information in their phones.
Xia Yu pressed the power button hard, hoping to successfully shut down the phone before the loading was complete.
It should be fine to flash the phone tomorrow.
Now it was only 70%, and there was no response when he pressed the power button.
He watched the percentage reach 100%!
"Oh!"
Xia Yu sighed helplessly, threw the phone on the sofa, and decided to take a shower first.
But before she could turn around, the phone emitted a strong white light, covering Xia Yu, and then the phone and Xia Yu disappeared in an instant.
The whole process was so fast that Xia Yu didn't even have time to say "Wow"!
"f**k!"
Xia Yu suddenly sat up from the bed! Was he dreaming? Xia Yu patted his face, feeling a little confused.
This dream was too real.
Xia Yu was a little bit unbelievable.
He looked down at himself.
His lower body was still covered with the quilt.
He looked at his hands.
He always felt something was strange.
What was wrong?
My head was so confused that I habitually reached out to the bedside table, felt around for the cigarette box, took out a cigarette, then took out a lighter, lit it, and took a long puff.
"Cough! Cough! Cough!"
Xia Yu almost choked to death.
What the hell is this! He looked down at the cigarette in his hand, then turned back to look at the cigarette box.
AMERICAN LEGEND! American Legend, what the hell! Although he never smoked a fixed brand, he always smoked the same dozen or twenty kinds, and they were all domestic flue-cured tobaccos.
Foreign blended tobaccos were choking and had no aftertaste.
He really didn't like them.
Moreover, he had no idea when he bought this cigarette!
Xia Yu felt a panic for no reason, and a strong sense of unease swept over her. She took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down. Xia Yu slowly leaned against the head of the bed, took another puff of cigarette, and began to think about what was wrong.
Yesterday, after get off work, I ate a bowl of noodles outside and went to the gym to work out. Then I went home and saw that damn flyer when I got into the elevator. Wait, isn't this a dream? But if this is a dream, then how did I get home? Why don't I have any memory of it?
I came home from the gym, entered the elevator, and saw the flyer.
This was too smooth.
I couldn't be a dream.
But if it wasn't a dream, according to what happened yesterday, I should have traveled through time.
But when I looked at myself and the room, I felt like I was right at home.
I've never heard of traveling through time and taking a house with me!
What on earth happened? Damn flyers, damn cell phone, damn text messages, oh oh oh! Yes, cell phone, where is my cell phone?
"Oh shit!"
Another oh shit.
There was indeed a cell phone on the bedside table, but it was not the one Xia Yu was familiar with.
It was a Nokia slider phone.
Yes, it was Nokia 5710.
Xia Yu recognized the model of the phone at a glance.
His mother used this phone when he was in the sixth grade of elementary school.
He especially liked the look of this phone.
After he entered junior high school, his mother begged him for the phone.
He even boasted about it in class at that time.
He used this phone for the entire three years of junior high school and only switched to a smartphone when he entered high school!
It was too weird. Xia Yu didn't dare to touch the phone. Her brain was already confused, and now it completely crashed. She slapped her head hard, stood up suddenly, took a deep breath to encourage herself, pushed open the bedroom door and walked out.
Xia Yu almost said "f**k" again, but this time she held it back.
The living room was still the same, and the furniture hadn't changed at all, but all the electrical appliances had returned to the era of Nokia 5710.
To be precise, the whole house had returned to that era, because their furniture was mainly made of solid wood and had not been changed since elementary school.
I definitely traveled through time, from the age of 25 directly to elementary school or junior high school? What is this? Charlotte's Troubles? My last name is Xia too!
"f**k!" This time she really couldn't hold it in. She had been pulling the curtains in the bedroom and wasn't paying attention. When she got to the living room, she found that something was different outside the window. Xia Yu quickly ran to the window and looked outside!
I used to live in a residential complex, my home was on the eleventh floor, but now I'm on the third floor, and this is not a residential complex.
This is obviously a commercial street, with all kinds of shops on the first floor.
Directly opposite the first floor is a large horizontal sign with white letters on a blue background saying "Zhonghua Hair Salon" in traditional Huxia characters with English next to it.
When I looked again, all the signs I saw were in traditional Huxia characters with English.
It looked like it was early in the morning, and not many shops were open.
I didn't see many pedestrians passing by, including foreigners.
Xia Yu sat on the sofa in a daze. He was sure that he had traveled through time. It was definitely not a dream yesterday. His phone had loaded some system and took him through time! Traveled through time!
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