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"I Just Can't Wait to Be Kingpin"
(Parody of The Lion King's "I Just Can't Wait to Be King")
I'm gonna be a mighty boss,
So enemies beware!
But every time the badges flash,
We're halfway out the lair!
I'm brushing up on hustling,
I'm working on my repâ
But when the sirens start to wail,
We're tripping over each other to step!
No one saying, "Stand your ground!"
When the cops are rolling throughâ
No one daring, "Hold your turf!"
We're all like, "Yes, sir, right away, thank you!"
It's our cartel coronation,
But here's the funniest thing:
We talk a big, bad gameâ
But we bend over for every badge and bling!
Oh, I just can't wait to be Kingpin!
(But only if the coast is clear and there's not a badge in sightâŠ)
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