[Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the Green-Tier Trait 'Echoing Longing,' the Black-Tier Trait 'Those Who Advocate Forgiveness Shall Be Struck Down,' and the Blue-Tier Skill 'Powerful Pregnancy.']
**Echoing Longing (Green):** Silence fails to express longing—true emotion must be voiced. Each time you miss someone, you will involuntarily call out their name followed by "I miss you." Increases vocal volume, clarity, and the emotional impact of your words. May occasionally startle nearby beings.
**Those Who Advocate Forgiveness Shall Be Struck Down (Black):** If one offers advice on forgiveness, tolerance, understanding, or compassion without knowing the full context—regardless of right or wrong, or whether the actions are justified or not—there's a greatly increased risk of being slashed by blades, axes, or any sharp object. There's also an increased chance of divine lightning striking. Each such act permanently diminishes your luck to a small degree.
**Powerful Pregnancy (Blue):** Life begins with birth, and creation ensures the future. When sincerely blessing others to have offspring, others' chances of conception improve. Each blessing carries a slight chance to trigger conceptual force. When the conceptual force activates, any intimate union between male and female results in guaranteed conception.
(Note: The conception rate in females is far greater than in males.)
"...Can I get some serious concepts here?"
Kei Yamanaka buried his face in one hand, unsure where to even begin venting.
Conceptual-Tier skills!
He'd encountered them only a handful of times before.
Once upgraded, their effects became increasingly ridiculous!
The purple-tier group attack [Divine Spectacle], which rendered him unstoppable and reduced entire enemy forces to a single survivor.
Or [Limitless Weapon Domain], where simply directing its output would instantly sever enemies' heads.
With that alone, even charging headfirst into the Otsutsuki Clan and facing three thousand of their warriors wouldn't faze him in the slightest.
And with [Limitless Weapon Domain]?
Unless enemies had ways to resist conceptual attacks, they were doomed to fall beneath his blade!
But...
What kind of madness was this—forcibly causing pregnancy?!
System, if you're truly out of ideas, I've got a list for you!
Death, life, creation, destruction, decay, fading, chaos, exile...
"Pfft..."
Kei scratched his head.
He absolutely couldn't afford to bestow Conceptual-Tier traits on others.
If someone kept secretly blessing him for many sons and endless descendants every day, the effect could even surpass [A Single Pregnancy, Nine Treasures]!
Plus...
That note wasn't just about women having higher odds—it was clearly nudging him!
Men are included too!
"System...use a Blue-Tier Upgrade on [Powerful Pregnancy]."
Kei took a deep breath.
Earlier, he had been considering saving this upgrade for the Green-Tier Trait [Star Devourer].
But now that a conceptual trait had unexpectedly dropped,
And since the Otsutsuki Clan clearly still had plenty of God Tree fruits in storage—more than enough energy to upgrade [Star Devourer]—
This upgrade opportunity should naturally go to [Powerful Pregnancy] first.
As for the other two Blue-Tier Skills, [Silent Walker] and [Great-Grandma's Stick], displayed on the traits interface...
The former held little practical value for him now.
After mastering numerous secret techniques of the Otsutsuki Clan, his already masterful presence concealment no longer needed even a sliver of [Silent Walker]'s enhancement.
[Great-Grandma's Stick], on the other hand, remained merely a unique effect, not yet tied to any cosmic laws.
Its potential for evolution was considerable.
But it couldn't compare to the sheer dependability of [Powerful Pregnancy], which had already tethered itself to the fundamental laws of existence.
["Congratulations, Host. The Blue-Tier Skill 'Powerful Pregnancy' has successfully upgraded. You have obtained the Purple-Tier Trait 'Divine Fertility Proclamation'."]
Divine Fertility Proclamation (Purple): The Valley Spirit does not die—it is known as the Mysterious Womb, the Gateway of Mercy, the Endless Root. When you sincerely bless others with the desire to bear children, their chances of conception surge dramatically. Ten sincere blessings will assuredly invoke the 'Powerful Pregnancy' concept once. If male and female harmonize within ten days, pregnancy will occur with 100% certainty. If such an act does not occur, yin and yang will naturally align, and the spiritual fetus will form on its own.
"Even the annotations are gone… It truly disregards gender or consent now—it simply imposes its will..."
Kei Yamanaka stared at the detailed explanation of the skill entry before him, his expression momentarily rather complicated.
Looking on the bright side...
He had truly become the living incarnation of the Mercy God and Child-Giving Goddess.
Any childless couple? Bless them ten times sincerely, and they're guaranteed success.
But if this trait weren't used properly...
Unless the target could defy the very fabric of natural law itself, ten days hence...
What a sin!
Kei rubbed his cheeks, determined that this must absolutely never fall into someone else's hands. He activated it without hesitation.
As waves of knowledge surged into his mind, accompanied by countless 'blessing phrases,'
His eyes quickly scanned over the group standing nearby:
Hashirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, Tobirama Senju, Izuna Uchiha, A, the Third Raikage, Onoki, B, Bunpuku, Roshi, Han...
Most of them were either far past their prime, long since widowed, or—worst of all—still virgins!
Bless one of them even once, and a few months later, seeing their bellies swell, they might seriously consider ritual suicide!
Thinking about it...
Kei glanced at Kaguya Otsutsuki, who stood dazed, having just realized the peculiar nature of the God Tree fruit she'd ingested.
Before Kei could speak, Minato—having been tricked countless times before—reacted instinctively the moment he saw his dear friend's expression.
"Master Jiraiya, Orochimaru-senpai, and Tsuchikage are still at the front lines! They just reminded me I should go pick them up—I'll head out first!"
Whoosh~
As soon as the words left his mouth, Minato vanished from the spot.
Kei looked at Kaguya, who stood dazed after realizing the unusual nature of the God Tree fruit she had consumed.
After hesitating briefly, he decided not to approach this woman who was both naive and pure—but not very sweet.
Considering how neglectful the Sage of Six Paths and Hamura Otsutsuki were as sons, this woman likely bore deep emotional scars where motherhood was concerned!
Otherwise, she wouldn't carry a Gray-Rank affliction like [Tragic Fate].
"Have we forgotten something?"
Tsunade murmured thoughtfully, stroking her chin as her gaze swept over the deck of the Expedition Ship below.
"Six-Tails, Seven-Tails, Demonic Statue of the Outer Path?"
Kushina chimed in.
"Umm...my bad, my bad."
Kei Yamanaka slapped his forehead. The space gate of Otsutsuki Teleportation flashed by, and he had already returned to the previous battlefield.
It wasn't his fault for overlooking them.
It's just that compared with Kaguya Otsutsuki, their presence was simply too low!
After being cut apart, the Ten-Tails' shell transformed back into the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path and became eerily silent.
As for the Six-Tails and Seven-Tails, they were so obedient they didn't even act like tailed beasts at all, quietly lying there without moving an inch.
He still had a mountain of rewards to go through.
How could he possibly remember tailed beasts that were utterly useless to him now?
"Hehe! Still thinking about running away? Saiken! Chomei! Get in here yourselves; don't make me work harder!"
Seeing the two figures—the Six-Tails and Seven-Tails—lift their heads from the rubble, clearly readying themselves to run, Kei Yamanaka, with a flick of his palm, withdrew the replicated Kohaku no Johei from the Boundless Realm.
"Yiyi~"
The Six-Tails let out a pitiful whimper before its form was swallowed up by the Kohaku no Johei.
"Zii~"
The Seven-Tails Chomei responded just as irresponsibly and followed right after it.
They might've wanted to escape.
But once noticed, trying to run was basically asking for a thrashing, wasn't it?
"So you guys have already had your meeting, huh?"
Seeing how both tailed beasts reacted, Kei Yamanaka immediately understood—the Nine Tailed Beasts must have already shared words in the inner world.
Otherwise, even if Saiken and Chomei were by nature mild-mannered, they wouldn't have complied so readily otherwise.
With a wave of his hand, he sealed both the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path and the Kohaku no Johei inside the Boundless Realm.
Just as he turned around and stepped back onto the Expedition Ship,
The Orochimaru returned by Minato Namikaze brushed past Jiraiya, who stood beside her, and quickly approached him.
"The energy you implanted inside Jiraiya's body, at its core, should simply be an advanced, more refined form of energy. In theory, it shouldn't be capable of doing what you did earlier!"
Orochimaru's serpentine eyes gleamed with confidence.
Although she hadn't conducted any experiments yet, theoretical data alone could already explain many things.
Without a solid theory, how could practice possibly succeed?
"That fast? Then try this!"
A grin spread across Kei Yamanaka's lips. He raised his hand slightly, pointing toward both Orochimaru and Jiraiya.
Their bodies uncontrollably drew closer, limbs stiffening as their left hands instinctively clasped together, standing side-by-side like a couple.
"It really is that same energy fluctuation..."
Staring helplessly at their joined hands, Orochimaru kept recalling and analyzing her own sensations moments ago while channeling chakra into Jiraiya's body, observing the changes in the energy within.
Just as she was about to ask Kei Yamanaka for further details,
She turned her head only to find him standing there with both palms pressed together, eyes tightly shut, murmuring earnestly with complete sincerity on his face.
"May your union be blessed with happy marriage, swift parenthood, endless descendants, a house filled with joy, flourishing love, and generations to come..."
He spouted an endless stream of blessings.
As he felt the laws' power finally activate, Kei Yamanaka lifted his head with satisfaction, looking at Orochimaru and Jiraiya.
Jiraiya was completely dumbfounded.
He gaped in disbelief, first pointing at himself, then at Orochimaru.
Orochimaru completely ignored the bewildered Jiraiya, crossed his legs, and sat directly on the ground, carefully sensing every subtle fluctuation in both their bodies and souls.
"Eh? Kei, what's going on with Senior Jiraiya and the Snake and Lady Snake Senior?"
Kushina blinked her big eyes and hooked onto her boyfriend's arm.
Just now, the two had suddenly started holding hands.
This was way too strange!
"Cough cough, Hebihime wanted to experience my technique and analyze how it works."
"Then what's with them?"
"Cough cough, most of my techniques are harmful to others. This is one of the rare jutsu that doesn't harm them."
Kei Yamanaka lightly coughed, making up an excuse on the spot.
"...Congratulations. Looks like you're about to become a parent... though maybe not exactly the way you'd expect."
Tsunade had already experienced many times Kei Yamanaka's unreasonable and bizarre abilities.
Having heard those words of blessing throughout the entire process, she didn't need any explanation. Simply by observing Orochimaru and Jiraiya's current reactions, she had already figured out what was going to happen.
"Me?!"
Jiraiya put his hands over his head, clearly unable to accept this sudden shocking news.
Although Orochimaru currently looked extremely attractive, with a figure matching every one of his ideal standards for a partner,
There were times he even had some seriously inappropriate thoughts.
But…
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