"Wait what? But I thought he was going to invade in one month." I added, "And who did this to you?"
"Azazel found out today that I warned you about the secret invasion and tried to kill me, that's why I'm badly wounded." Jophiel coughed, spitting up blood and mucus.
Jophiel grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me towards her, "Leave now and stop Azazel! Save my brother, please I'm begging you, Tsukiko, don't kill him." She cried,
Normally, I would kill my enemies who stand before me, but after seeing Archangel Jophiel crying, I told her, "I won't kill myself, but immobilize him.".
She sighed, "Thank you so much, Tsukiko, or should I say the only person I love, romantically of course."
Everyone turned their gaze from Jophiel and stared at me. If looks could kill, I would've died that moment.
Asmodeus grabbed me, "What did she mean by that?"
I didn't know what to say, so I kept my mouth closed.
"Are you just going to stay there and not say a word? Answer me, you stuck-up bastard!"
Jophiel sighed, "When we were just kids, and at that time, we used to run around in heaven and in the church's headquarters, we were playing house....." Before she could utter another word, I swiftly placed my hand over her mouth.
"Take your hand off her mouth this instant!" Asmodeus shouted, in rage.
"Ok fine," I muttered, taking my hand off her mouth.
After I removed my hand, Jophiel continued to ramble about what we used to do when we were younger.
Meanwhile, the other devil kings started gossiping to their selves.
"Huh, did you see that? He actually removed his hand. Tsukiko is acting strange. Normally he would've never listened to Asmodeus, but he's actually listening to her." Belphegor mumbled.
"Yeah, something's definitely wrong with him, even today he and yesterday he were treating Asmodeus.... kindly." Satan chimed in.
"I believe he started acting differently since he temporarily altered his mind to break free from my ability; he's treating her better," Leviathan muttered.
"Wait what? Did you say he temporarily altered his mind?" Mammon chimed in.
"Yes, he actually did, and after his mind was back to normal, he told me that he had a dream and that in the dream his name was Arthur Pendragon, or something like that." Leviathan added, "Oh, and he said that he had a wife too, in his dream."
"I think I've heard that name before. When I was in England, I heard a human speaking about that name." Mammon muttered.
Back to the main event, Asmodeus got furious after completely hearing Jophiel's story.
"You kiss her!" Asmodeus shouted, fuming with rage, gripping my neck.
I didn't kiss Jophiel, she was the one who kissed me when I was forced by Pope John to play house with her when we were kids.
I sighed, "Focus on the bigger picture and stop worrying yourself with minor inconveniences. Remember our nation is going to be invaded today."
Asmodeus growled, "You're right, but don't think you're off the hook! You got that?!"
Jophiel stubbed back to her feet and grabbed me by my shirt, "After you save big brother, I will beat the shit out of you for calling my kiss a mere minor inconvenience." Her tone was as cold as ice.
"Never mind that, let's go and protect our nation!" Satan roared.
"Yeah, with my holy power, I call you now, Roly Royal Sword Caliburn!"I roared, summoning the holy sword, Caliburn.
The moment they caught a glimpse of the light emanating from the bright crimson blade less sword, Caliburn, everyone fell to their knees.
"What just happened? How did I fall to my knees?" Belphegor asked, confusedly.
"It's because of Caliburn. The moment anyone who catches a glimpse of the light that emanates from Caliburn upon summoning, will fall to their knees." I laughed.
"Wait, that's caliburm?!" They shouted.
I sighed, "Didn't you just hear me summoning it? Of course it's Caliburn, why are you asking such an obvious question?" I muttered, in disbelief.
Satan chimed in, "B-b-b-b-but it doesn't have any bladed side!"
I sighed, "Duh, because Caliburn doesn't physically cut. Unlike Excalibur and Durandal, Caliburn physically damaged the soul and not the body." I uttered.
That's why Caliburn is the strongest holy sword, in raw power of course. But, in's of ability, Excalibur has Caliburn beat. Caliburn has 8 abilities compared to Excalibur's 67. But don't be fooled, Caliburn can easily shatter Excalibur into many pieces.
"Wait what? Can I ask you something? Are Excalibur and Caliburn on par with each other?" Belphegor asked.
I smacked him across the head, "Are you stupid? Caliburn is way powerful in raw power than Excalibur. But in ability-wise, Excalibur is stronger. But I would say Caliburn is stronger."
"Huh, I'm confused," Belphegor muttered, scratching his head.
Anyway, let's go." Mammon declared.
I snapped my fingers, changing the training ground back to an inn, "Jophiel, stay here, I promise I will stop that feather-brained." I chuckled.
We exited the training ground and opened up a portal back to hell.
"It looks like we have time, let's go and ready up the troops," Mammon uttered.
As the moment we entered hell, Sarah senses us and runs all the way to meet us, or should I say, meet me.
"Pookie boo, welcome back! I missed you so much!" Sarah yelled, hugging me, "Why are you carrying Caliburn on your back?" She asked.
"I don't... wait where is my body double?" I asked, removing Sarah from me.
"He's back at Lucifer's training ground, training the troops and the dragonoids by himself." She giggled.
"Are you stupid? How can you make someone who thinks like a toddler train the troops?!" I shouted
"He told me that you said it's ok for him to train them by himself when he went back to you the other day." She chuckled.
"I'm going to kill that lying piece of shit!" I shouted, running to the palace at hyper speed.
The moment my body double sensed me approaching, he went into my sword's dimension, trying to hide from me.
The moment I entered Lucifer's training ground, I saw that my body double wasn't there and the troops were napping.
"Where's that lying piece of shit?!" I roared, waking up the troops.
"Huh, is nap time over already coach?" One of the dragonoids muttered, rubbing his eyes.
"Nap time?! No it's not nap time, it's time to get your ass up and get ready for the invasion!" I shouted, in rage.
They realized that I wasn't the body double but the real one. Immediately they got back to their feet.
"Now tell me, where's my body double?!" I ordered.
"He was lying down right there before we went to sleep, sir." Someone mumbled, pointing at an empty spot.
I sighed, "I see now. The reason why I can't sense his presence anywhere is that he's in the one place I can't sense any presence."
I placed my right hand in front of me, opening up a passage way to the dimension I created to store my holy swords in.
The swords' dimension is a space I created, using an ability called "Pocket Dimension Creation". I also modified the training ground with that ability.
After I opened the passage way to the dimension, my body double ran out of it immediately, "Oh you're back sl
I grabbed him by the neck, "Who gave you permission to enter my sword world and to train the troops? And why are they sleeping instead of training?" I asked, squeezing his neck more.
"The troops hated her because she was constantly beating them up very badly, that's why I lied that you told me to take over the training." He gagged.
"Ok, but you didn't answer my other questions. Why aren't the troop training, and Ekh gave you permission to hide in my sword world?" The angrier I got, the harder I squeezed his neck.
"The troops were tired because I was training them all night. I went into our swords world to hide. After all, I knew you would be mad because I lied." He gasped for air.
"Oh, if you say so. And secondly, it's my sword's dimension, not yours." I snapped my fingers, dismissed my body double.
"What are you still doing here? Go and....." Before I could utter another word, I heard a huge explosion (Ka-boom!), coming from the outside. The explosion sent a shockwave all around the palace, crumbled the walls, and shattered the windows.
"Huh, what was that? Never mind that, everyone go and get ready for war!" I ordered.
After that, I quickly went outside to see what was going on. The moment I exited the castle, I saw the fallen angel army coming from the southern area of our nation.
In front of them were the four fallen angel leaders, Azazel, the seducers, Shemyaza, the watcher, Barkiel, the lightning, and Kokabiel, the wrath.
Asmodeus and the other ran all the way to the palace to see what caused that explosion.
"What just happened?" Mammon asked, "We heard a huge explosion!"
"It looks like our friend has arrived just in time," I chuckled, pointing at the fallen angels.
"Ha, just look who it is, my dear friend Tsukiko and his devil friends," Azazel uttered from afar.
"I don't recall being your friend, Azazel, or should I call you the seducer of mortal women?" I smirked.