I hate living with a married couple. It's like I am being the child of a divorce.
Luther, when you get back and I'll marry you, you better never try divorcing me!
I will let you win all arguments, my love! I'll serve you breakfast in bed and I'll act like no little than a slave if that pleases you!
Because I would rather die than end up like this!
"Can you not fry bacon first thing in the morning?"
"Ugh, why are you yelling? I just need some protein to go with the eggs."
"Be a little sensible, you cheap imitation of Gaston! I am having morning sickness!"
"Then go to your room and come out in half an hour after I am done!"
"Are you banishing the mother of your child and the child he carries in his womb for a piece of 2,99 dollars bacon?"
"I don't play about my money and I don't play about my breakfast!"
