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Chapter 152 - Chapter 152

The beginning of this whole shitshow traces back to when I first reported in for duty with the Site Cleanup Unit.

Up until that point, everything had been going smoothly.

"Alright, time for introductions. This here is our new recruit, Agent Hwagak."

A middle-aged woman with the air of a kindly scholar introduced me to Jang Heowoon, and we exchanged names as if it were our first time meeting.

"Pardon, um, I go by Grapes… N-Nice to meet you…"

"…?! Hrk—cough—yes…"

For some reason, Jang Heowoon nearly choked once, but things moved along smoothly, and everyone laughed and greeted each other in good spirits.

The team leader of Site Cleanup Unit's Vermilion Bird Team 2[1], was chatting with Agent Bronze, and I could overhear them mention that I had requested to join their team—likely a nudge from Bronze's side.

"Haha, our kid's still a rookie too, so it'd be nice to have someone his age on the team."

"Yes. I'll do my best."

Thank you, Agent Bronze…!

I did my best to look tense, hunching my shoulders like a nervous newbie, even though I was grinning like a fool inside. Jang Heowoon glanced at me and quickly redirected his gaze.

"Alright, today's site… Yeah, it shouldn't be too tough, so the two rookies should be just right for the job."

The team leader gave us each a friendly pat on the shoulder. "It's a ghost story the Black Tortoise Team 1 just cleared during a civilian rescue. That team's under Agent Bronze. Heard of them?"

"Yes…!"

I've heard more than enough to feel like I was being forced into that division at one point…

Anyway, Vermilion Bird Team 2's leader gave us a clean and efficient briefing on today's supernatural disaster site.

Even covered safety measures.

"If at any point you feel like you can't handle it, speak up. Agent Grapes's senior is on standby outside."

"Thank you…!"

But that won't be necessary.

I was absolutely going to complete this site cleanup perfectly! And wrap up the documentation just as flawlessly…!

Besides.

'It's a ghost story I'm familiar with.'

No, more than familiar. It was practically a friendly face. I didn't even care whether my popsocket got restored or not.

'I remember watching people fight all night over how this ghost story should end.'

And because it ended in the way I thought was most logical, I'd shown up to work the next day running on dopamine, so it stuck clearly in my mind. Sure, it's the kind of ghost story that scares me the most. But the ghostly stuff has already passed! No ghosts appear anymore! And as far as cleanup goes, it's similar to the taxi case I handled previously. The difference is that no more supernatural beings will jump out. This is literally just cleanup work…!

"Wearing this uniform makes me feel strangely calm."

Putting on a white hazmat-suit-like uniform provided for cleanup, Jang Heowoon spoke cheerfully.

"It really does…!"

Being covered head to toe like this gave a sense of psychological safety. I responded with a bright smile, and for some reason, Jang Heowoon's expression turned a little awkward. Did I come off too friendly…?

"Alright then, Agent Hwagak, give us the field briefing again."

"Yes!"

Following the team leader's cue, Jang Heowoon turned to me and spoke crisply,

"The supernatural disaster we'll be handling today is located in Dobong-gu, and the estimated time for full cleanup is three hours. Its key feature is as follows…"

A clear, concise description followed.

"A public phone booth that tells scary stories."

A neighborhood in Seoul, with the sky darkening into dusk. Standing alone by the roadside…

Was an old public phone booth.

Something you hardly see in Korea anymore. It had a pale blue roof.

Its appearance is that of a standard public booth manufactured in the 1980s, visibly aged. But if you try calling from it, the line still connects.

The inner walls were plastered with old, peeling phone number ads, stuck there long ago.

Most of the advertisement stickers attached next to the phone are from businesses that are no longer in operation.

However, among them, there is a 12cm x 7cm advertisement sticker finished in dark red and yellow. When the number listed under 'We Tell Scary Stories' is dialed, it tells a terrifying story related to the phone booth.

(The number consists of 13 digits and cannot be connected to from outside the booth using other devices.)

Booth users who witnessed the sticker reported feeling a strong urge to make the call.

That's where the supernatural disaster begins.

And the terrifying story it tells actually takes place within the booth itself.

Earlier this afternoon, a response and rescue team pulled a civilian out of that phone booth after they'd gotten caught up in the ghost story. So our job now was to clean up that eerie 'site' left in the wake of the ghost story…

The current situation:

The inside of the booth was filled with bright red blood, spilling out and pooling onto the ground.

"..."

"..."

Wow.

'I want to run away.'

But if I screw this up, I'll be recommended for resignation. I swallowed hard.

"Let's go in."

"Y-Yes…"

Jang Heowoon, who was also weak against blood, looked like he might faint, but like me, he was a spy. There's no backing down. So the two of us creaked our way toward the phone booth.

Note/s:

[1]

Vermillion Bird (주작) – one of the Four Gods of east Asian mythology, representing the fire element, the directional south and the season of summer. It is a red bird that resembles a pheasant with a fire-colored plumage and is perpetually covered in flames. (source: Wikipedia, NamuWiki)

Read more about it over here

https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%A3%BC%EC%9E%91(%EB%8F%84%EA %B5%90) and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermilion_Bird

Backtracking a bit, I'll be translating '현무' as 'Black Tortoise' instead of 'Turtle-Snake'. I wasn't sure about the lore and if there was an official way to translate the Four Gods' names in English >.>

Special shoutout to Tomioka Giyuu for pointing this out! Thanks! ↩

The receiver was dangling by its cord, barely hanging on, and it looked like the blood had started spilling from there…

"I'll take pictures…"

"Ah, y-yes!"

I raised the camera, zoomed in with the phone booth centered in the frame.

'…There's something floating on the blood?'

Organs.

Goosebumps ran down my back.

'Please.'

Think. The civilian was rescued safely, so that stuff might as well be props. Yeah, just pretend I walked into a haunted house…

'Haunted houses are scary too!'

Anyway, suck it up!

I scolded myself and finally finished the burst shots, then lowered the camera. Next to me, Jang Heowoon stiffly approached the booth, opened the door, and inserted the 'cleaning device'.

Misfortune Swallower.

It was a special device of the Site Cleanup Unit that was shaped like an industrial vacuum. It efficiently sucked up the blood.

However, due to the size of the entrance, 'anything larger than that' had to be manually collected by us.

"..."

"Are, you okay?"

"Y-Yes… We're, um, fu—lly covered, so…"

Yeah, direct contact without a protective barrier would be the absolute worst.

Fortunately, Jang Heowoon didn't pass out, and the two of us entered the booth to begin cleaning.

What the hell…

Swallowing curses, I picked up the entrails and round organs and placed them into the designated collection bin.

There was no actual danger to our lives, so I got to fully experience the fear in its purest form, completely conscious and calm.

I can't take this anymore…!

'Help me.'

I squeezed my eyes shut several times out of sheer revulsion. Seeing that, Jang Heowoon, pale-faced, offered a kind of praise.

"Um, you're doing a great job… You really seem like a proper rookie…!"

"..."

"Ah, I-I mean that in a good way."

"…Thank you."

I'm not acting…

Holding back things I couldn't say aloud, I continued the cleanup quickly, mechanically. Uuugh.

Thankfully, the blood inside the booth was vacuumed up easily. And maybe because of the protective suits we were wearing, the job was going far more smoothly than I'd expected after first seeing that insane booth.

'Let's not look too closely.'

I tried my best not to think about how we'd have to count how many organs were recovered when this was over, and I thoroughly cleared out the ghoststory filth inside the booth.

And then, spraying disinfectant…

Next...

"Huh?"

"Yes?"

"Just now, did you say what we're doing next…?"

Ah. Did I accidentally say my thoughts out loud from too much tension…

The next thing is...

"..."

"..."

We slowly turned our heads.

The top of the phone, previously submerged in blood, was being revealed as the vacuum sucked it up.

The clotted blood splashed and dripped to the floor.

Drip. Drip.

And then it revealed—

A clean speaker.

[To hear the next scary story, please press 4.]

Thunk.

The booth door closed shut.

"…!!"

[To hear the next scary story, please press 4.]

We instinctively backed away from the phone.

That gritty, mechanical buzz of a pre-recorded message played from the speaker.

"The call didn't end…!"

Beep.

A short electronic tone.

…One of the buttons on the phone body pressed itself.

First of the second row.

Brrriiing!

[Let us tell you the next scary stor—]

I rushed the phone.

And reflexively slammed the pound key, yelling into the receiver like a man possessed.

"Today is March 7, 202X. There are no public phone booths in Dobong-gu. That's really scary, isn't it?"

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"I already heard the next scary story!"

The call stopped.

'Now…!'

"Agent, this!!"

I almost shouted Jang Heowoon's real name and grabbed the body of the phone itself with both hands, lifting it into the air.

"…?! W-What are you—"

"Get back!"

And I threw the entire thing at the glass door of the booth.

"…!!"

CRAAAASH!

The door shattered as the phone slammed into the pavement outside. With each bounce, it broke apart further, emitting strange recorded screams, button clicks, and connection tones all jumbled together… And then it vanished, leaving only black ash.

"…Huuhk."

"Ha… haaaaah…"

Jang Heowoon and I collapsed to the ground.

The glass booth we had entered was gone without a trace. The space around us was wide open, and even the collection bin we'd filled with bloodsoaked organs was now perfectly empty.

Only the roar of the vacuum sucking up empty air echoed through the space.

'Huuu…'

Possessed phone booth… dismantling complete.

'That scared the hell out of me.'

I nearly ended up in a horrific situation.

I was just glad the resolution method for this ghost story wasn't all that difficult.

'By creating a contradiction, like letting it know I was already involved in a phone booth-related ghost story, and then tearing out the phone and throwing it outside…'

Since the 'scary story' only has effect within the booth, it naturally dissipates once removed.

It was a supernatural disaster resolution method that essentially made the ghost story consume itself.

'I always liked that kind of method personally… It's kind of amazing I actually got to use it.'

"Agent Grapes!!"

I could hear my senior agent running toward us.

They must've been shocked when the phone booth suddenly disappeared. Yes, Agent Bronze, I managed to escape safel…

"..."

No, wait.

So there was a senior agent on standby outside the whole time.

'Didn't that mean I could've just stayed put…?'

And more than that.

'I didn't clean up the site. I erased the site entirely… didn't I?'

I looked up.

Agent Bronze, who had come running, was staring at us in stunned silence.

"..."

"..."

"Did you just… destroy the phone booth?"

Ah.

"Bwahahahaha!!"

"..."

"That wasn't cleanup, that was annihilation! Destruction King Rookie! Agent Grapes!"

Agent Choi, laughing like a madman, gave me a huge thumbs-up.

"Yeah! Ending a supernatural disaster is the ultimate cleanup! You did great, hoobae-nim!"

I wanted to punch him just once.

'Hah.'

I forced down my sigh and irritation, holding back my right hand as it tried to give another unsolicited thumbs-up.

…I still remember the awkward tone of the Vermilion Bird Team 2's leader as he talked to Agent Bronze after I wrecked the phone booth.

– It was pretty impressive, but… Well, it could've been dangerous. I feel like someone with a calmer personality might be better suited for our team.

– ...

Of course, I couldn't exactly say, 'I saw the countermeasure in the Dark Exploration Records, so I knew it was completely safe.'

In the end, my actions were interpreted as a timid rookie making a bold, somewhat risky decision based on instinct and inspiration during a brief moment of confusion.

And thankfully, it worked out!

Of course, successfully resolving the supernatural disaster was a major achievement, so I think I was recognized for that part at least…

...But the final assessment went like this.

– Yeah, that rookie agent's a perfect fit for your team, Agent Bronze! The Dispatch & Rescue Unit!

Grghhh.

…Jang Heowoon, who had been nervously looking on from behind, had the look of someone thinking, 'Sure, but wouldn't Agent Roe Deer be better suited for a different role?' It's seriously driving me nuts.

'…But I could've handled the paperwork really well!'

There was no site left to clean, so there was nothing to document. And with the ghost story completely resolved, I… became the subject of the report, not the one writing it.

…Even just now, I was even interviewed for testimony… by Vermilion Bird Team 2's leader…

"..."

"Ahem, but hey, you broke the ice with that rookie from the other team, right? It's good to know people outside your squad. Makes it easier to ask little favors."

Which brings us to why I'm currently with Agent Choi.

"Whoops! My bad. I forgot your team assignment hasn't been finalized yet. I got ahead of myself~ …But hey, you're with us today, right?"

Yeah. Because my next assignment's already been decided.

…As a rookie agent, I'm doing three weeks of rotational duty with various teams.

Which means…

"Welcome back to Black Tortoise Team 1!"

Yep, I get to do another round with the Response & Rescue Unit. Apparently, the incident I caused gave HR just the nudge they needed to justify assigning me back here 'one more time, just to see how it goes'.

'Agent Bronze…'

He must've tried to shield me, but the logic of 'this is something rookie agents should experience' was too strong to overcome.

"Man~ some rookies have all the luck. You get to work today with a team that fits you perfectly~"

"..."

Agent Choi smiled cheerfully, rubbing his hands together.

"Today, you'll get to do a super fulfilling trio mission with us!"

Please save me.

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