"Here we are, ladies and golems! The third match of my terrific Thunder Tournament!" - Mikazuchi
The crystal golem audience gave a loud...shout (I guess?) as the bratty Spirit Lord introduced the next combatants.
"In the losers' corner, we have an alcoholic mess of a berserker: AKAAAAAII!! And her partner for today's tag match is the arrogant newbie, the bootlicker of her lady, the worthless furball of shadows, ARTEMIIIIIISS!!" - Mikazuchi
And this is why the announcer is normally not the leader of one of the participating groups.
"...hey, you're supposed to go up on the stage after I diss you!" - Mikazuchi
"One second!" I shouted back at the impatient lord.
"NOOOOO! I don't want to die!! Not before I see my Lady agaaaaain!!" - Artemis
"Forget this! The contract didn't say anything about this kind of impossible game! I'm quitting! Quittiiiiing!!" - Akai
