Just as Robin relaxed and Jack sensed relief flood through her, her grandmother said, "Oh, alright. I'm probably too old for him anyway. But if I were a few years younger... hmmm."
Before Robin could process what her grandmother had said, her grandfather added, "Good thing I'm packing serious heat myself or I never would have managed to nail her down."
"Ooh, yes. Nailed me good. Three times a day when we first met," added her grandmother.
Robin's face turned beet red, and she bent over while covering her face with her hands.
"Damn, I think I'm developing a kink for blushing girls," said Jack.
"Oh?" said Sarah.
"Samantha, one of my other girlfriends, blushed even deeper when she learned her mother wanted to take me for a test drive. Super cute. I didn't really understand the appeal of teasing girls until that moment."
"Enjoy it while you can," said Ron sagely.
"Why is everyone being mean to me?" complained Robin, but he could tell she was mostly just embarrassed.
