"What?" Jack asked Katie, with a shit-eating grin.
"Did you really have sex with Samantha's mom?!"
"Yep. And it was actually Samantha's idea. Though I suspect she didn't really think through that suggesting, because she ran out of the room, beet red, when she realized it was actually going to happen."
"But Mrs. Norwood is so... so..."
"Straight-laced? Plain-Jane? Boring?"
She nodded mutely.
"Lorie said she hid her wild side out of fear she would give her daughter bad habits."
"But you and her..."
"Yep. I think she initially suggested it just to fuck with Samantha. It's just so cute when Sam turns beet red like that. But it had been ten years for her, and I think she wanted to decide for herself if she wanted to join my outer circle. So she asked to take me for a test drive."
"So, um, is she, um, one of us now?"