Narrator
"Talking"
'Thinking'
YELLING
*Action*
(Author talking)
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We begin our journey with our protagonist currently stuck in a bind.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
'I knew working a job sucks but this is horrible, inhumane, downright demonic'
Alex thought to himself 'after living a thoroughly mediocre life, never putting effort into anything, having no passion or interests, and having no bitches. Now i need to wake up in the morning, get ready, go to work and come back after 10 hours of exhausting work to stare at my phone for 1 hour and fall asleep just to repeat the cycle and wait for the next weekend, for what, i don't even have any aspirations'.
'Is this all there is' *sigh* "not like i get to complain" he told himself with some awareness.
Truth being told Alex was actually fortunate, having loving and responsible parents, having long term friends, having a mind sharp enough to go through life with ever really putting in the effort and being from a middle class house never needing to worry about starving.
But Alex is unfortunately a classic midwit. Smater than average but not smart enough, able to word hard but never truly locking in, self-aware enough to recognize his own failures but not doing anything about that, the classic midwit spiral of mediocrity.
'Why are these recent fanfics so boring, i need an escape even if only in my imagination' Alex thought scrolling through some fanfics."man when is my time gonna come, i want to be isekai'ed too".
Immediately he sat up straight in his bus seat, "WITH A CHEAT, god/rob or anyone listening i don't want to jinx it, i mean i want to be isekai'ed with cheats".
Truly our protagonist has lost himself deep in delusions.
*honk* *break*
The bus stops at the station and Alex gets off the bus, as he's crossing the road a truck comes barreling down the road at full speed. Our delutional protagonist doesn't even try to move our of the way and stands straight with his arms open.
"Finally my turn" *bang**CRASH*
That should have been the end of the cardinal of mediocrity but as it turns out someone is always listening and something is actually out there.
(3 million years later in the void of the Omniverse)
"What is this, a soul, hmmm, A MORTAL SOUL, out here? How?" A great being exclaimed.
"All the other gods were talking about their own avatars and champions causing chaos in their names and entertaining and empowering them, i should do the same, what was it they said i can't remember, hmmm, oh... I GRANT THEE THY DEEPEST WHISHES"
The Great but careless being immediately felt the drain on his divine reserves.
"OH I FORGOT TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS, JUST WHAT DID THIS GREEDY MORTAL WISH FOR, MY RESERVES...Hmmm, what was i doing? I guess it doesn't matter, anyway"
The Great but forgetful being went on his merry way unaware of what he unleashed on the entire omniverse.
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(The wishes and their full consquences will be slowly uncovered, but the impatient ones can read the auxiliary chapter)
(In the Marvel Comics × MCU-AU)
"Ay....AY....AYO WAKE UP"
Alex woke up with a jolt, in front of his stood a black homeless man it seems.
"What's a pretty boy like you doing on my turf, this is my back alley, that is my mattress." Said the homeless man with a annoyed expression.
Alex looks around and find himself in a black alley lying on a rotting old mattress, being questioned by a bum.
"Did you not hear me you fag, if you wanna lay on my mattress you need to pay me rent"
The bum told sam while suddenly grabbing his ass.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Alex yelled as he pushes away the bum and ran off, the homeless man flew back and banged against the garbage can hard and got knoked out. But Alex kept running in the opposite direction.
Alex confused and anxious ran out the alley only to see something he couldn't believe.
'So many white people, so many balck people, i have never seen so many foreigners in a single place' he thought to himslef in surprise. 'Wait where am i? Am i in a foreign country? How did i get here?'
His questions were answered but it was the last thing he would suspect, as he looked up at a billboard it advertised the latest smatphone from stark industries.
'Wait is this some weird promotion from Disney, Is that car logo Stark, what'
Alex tried to thing back to the last thing he remembers 'i was in a bus, a truck came at full speed, i didn't move for some reason and i remember a light ,it was warm and comforting'.
'I think that was god, i was an atheist before but that feeling can only be god, man i didn't even get to talk to Morgan freeman god just understood me, i think. So this must be the real marvel universe, i was dismissive before but i know in my core that no one can replicate a higher being like that, so i have really been given my greatest wish.'
*clap* "Thankyou lord Truck-sama for granting my wish" he said aloud.
People looked at him for a second then went about their day.
"Wait, what about my cheat? Lord please don't curse me with isekai without a cheat" Alex said in a panic looking unhinged.
(Alex is a midwit by design, if you think that there is an obvious thing this idiot didn't think of, it's by design please be patient.
Please read the tags and the description and remember that this is my first fic. English is not my first language and i don't use any AI)