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Chapter 10 - The Heart's Fury, The Hero's Apathy, and a Shadow's Revelation

The chamber housing the Heart of Diablos thrummed with an almost unbearable pressure. The pulsating crimson artifact on the obsidian altar seemed to suck the very light from the room, casting grotesque, writhing shadows that danced with a life of their own. The chanting of the cultist priests escalated, their voices raw and desperate as they poured their remaining energies into the Heart, trying to accelerate its awakening in the face of this unforeseen, yellow-clad apocalypse.

Saitama, oblivious to the existential dread and palpable demonic fury permeating the air, continued his casual stroll towards the altar. "So, you guys are really set on this whole 'awakening the giant evil gummy bear' thing, huh?" he commented, his voice echoing slightly in the vast chamber. "You know, most people just collect stamps or something. Seems less… world-endy."

The High Priest, his face a mask of apoplectic rage, screeched, "Silence, infidel! You cannot comprehend the glorious purification the Master will bring! The Heart beats! Diablos rises! And you… you will be its first morsel!" He slammed his staff down again, and this time, the Heart responded with a furious, focused blast of raw demonic energy – a concentrated beam of roiling crimson and black, wider than Saitama himself, aimed directly at the approaching hero.

Iris cried out a warning. Alexia tensed, ready to try and intercept, though she knew it was futile. Rose clutched her amulet, its light flickering precariously against the overwhelming tide of demonic power.

Shadow watched, his senses preternaturally sharp, analyzing every nuance of the energy involved. 'A direct manifestation of the Heart's will. Pure, concentrated demonic essence, untainted by mortal spellcraft. This is a force that could unravel dimensions, corrupt stars. How will the 'Paradox Engine' respond to such unadulterated malice? Will it nullify? Reflect? Or… something else entirely?'

The beam of pure destruction hit Saitama squarely in the chest.

There was no explosion. No screams. No dramatic impact.

Saitama simply… stood there. The cataclysmic beam washed over him, around him, like water flowing around a particularly uninteresting rock. His yellow jumpsuit ruffled slightly in the nonexistent wind. He blinked once.

"Hey," he said, his voice mildly annoyed. "That's pretty bright. Kinda hurts my eyes. You guys got any sunglasses I could borrow?"

The High Priest's jaw, already slack, threatened to detach entirely. The chanting of the other priests faltered, then died, replaced by a stunned, horrified silence. Their ultimate attack, the very fury of the Heart of Diablos, had been met with… a complaint about ocular discomfort.

Saitama took another step forward. The Heart pulsed again, more erratically this time, almost as if in… confusion? Or perhaps indignation? Tendrils of dark energy, like shadowy serpents, lashed out from it, attempting to ensnare him, to crush him, to tear him apart.

Saitama just walked through them. The tendrils, upon making contact with his form, simply… dissolved. They didn't break or shatter; they unraveled into wisps of black smoke, their potent demonic energy dissipating harmlessly. It was as if his very presence was anathema to their existence.

"Man, this place is really drafty too," Saitama commented, as another wave of demonic energy, this one carrying razor-sharp shards of solidified shadow, washed over him, the shards disintegrating harmlessly against his skin like snowflakes. "You guys should really look into some insulation. Or maybe a space heater. It's a bit nippy for a top-secret evil lair, y'know?"

The High Priest, his face now a ghastly shade of pale green, stumbled back, his staff clattering to the floor. "Impossible… it cannot be… no mortal… no entity… can withstand the undiluted power of the Heart!" His voice was a choked whisper, his fanaticism crumbling into raw, uncomprehending terror.

Shadow, observing from his vantage point, felt a shiver that was entirely new. It wasn't the thrill of witnessing power, nor the fear of the unknown. It was something akin to… philosophical vertigo. 'He is not merely immune. He is… irrelevant to it. The Heart's power, a force that could unmake worlds, simply… does not register him as a valid target. It's like trying to douse a star with a teacup of water. The sheer, cosmic disparity is so vast that the interaction itself is meaningless. He is not playing their game; he is a different game entirely, one whose rules render theirs utterly obsolete.'

This wasn't just about Saitama being strong. This was about the fundamental nature of power itself. Shadow's entire worldview, built upon the intricate dance of light and darkness, of hidden strengths and subtle manipulations, was being shaken to its core. What was the point of his carefully cultivated mystique, his shadowy pronouncements, his grand, intricate plans, in the face of a being for whom such concepts were as meaningless as the buzzing of a distant fly?

Saitama finally reached the altar. He looked down at the pulsating crimson Heart, then at the terrified, cowering priests. "So, this is the big bad, huh? Looks kinda… squishy." He reached out a gloved hand.

"NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!" the High Priest shrieked, finding his voice in a final, desperate surge of terror. "Its touch is corruption! Its essence is annihilation! It will consume your very soul!"

Saitama poked the Heart of Diablos.

Just a gentle, curious poke.

The Heart, which had been pulsing with world-ending fury, suddenly… stuttered. Its rhythmic thrum faltered. The veins of black lightning within it flickered erratically. It was as if a supercomputer had just encountered a line of code so alien, so fundamentally incompatible with its programming, that it was on the verge of a catastrophic system crash.

Then, the Heart of Diablos did something utterly unexpected. It shrank.

Just a little, almost imperceptibly at first, then more noticeably. It recoiled from Saitama's touch, its crimson light dimming, its pulsations becoming weak and erratic, like a dying ember. It let out a faint, pathetic whimper – a sound that should have been impossible for a crystalline artifact of pure demonic energy, a sound that resonated not in the ears, but deep within the soul, a sound of profound, existential terror.

Saitama frowned, poking it again. "Huh. It's getting smaller. Is it supposed to do that? Maybe it's hungry. You guys feed this thing, right? Or is it, like, a self-watering evil plant?"

The Heart whimpered again, shrinking further, its light fading rapidly. The terrifying aura of malevolence that had filled the chamber was dissipating, replaced by an almost comical sense of… anticlimax.

Iris, Alexia, and Rose stared, utterly dumbfounded. They had prepared for a cataclysmic battle, a desperate struggle against an awakened god-tier artifact. Instead, they were witnessing… a hero casually bullying a cosmic horror into submission with a poke.

Shadow… Shadow was experiencing a revelation. It wasn't a flash of insight, but a slow, dawning, horrifyingly profound understanding. 'It's not that he's too strong for it. It's that he is… nothing to it. In the grand, cosmic equation of power, he is a conceptual zero. And when confronted with absolute nullity, the Heart… a being of pure, defined, albeit evil, essence… simply cannot compute. It cannot assert its power against something that, on a fundamental level, offers no resistance, no interaction, no purchase for its energies. It's like trying to punch a ghost, only he's the ghost, and reality is the fist.'

The Heart of Diablos, now no bigger than a fist, gave one final, pathetic shudder, its light extinguishing completely. It became a dull, inert piece of dark red crystal, devoid of any energy, any malice, any life. It looked like a cheap glass paperweight.

Saitama picked it up. "Well, that was disappointing. I thought it was gonna, like, turn into a giant monster or shoot lasers from its eyes or something. Just kinda… gave up. Lame." He tossed the inert Heart of Diablos into the air a couple of times, then pocketed it. "Maybe I can use it as a doorstop. Or a paperweight for all those hero association forms."

The remaining cultist priests were now gibbering wrecks, their minds shattered by the utter, incomprehensible anticlimax of their dark god's "awakening." The High Priest had simply fainted, his face a mask of vacant horror.

"So," Saitama said, turning to Iris, Alexia, Rose, and Shadow, who had re-materialized from the gloom, his posture subtly different, less predatory, more… contemplative. "Is that it? Bad guys stopped? World saved? Can we get some ramen now? All this excitement, or lack thereof, has made me hungry again."

Iris slowly sheathed Crimson Fang. "I… I believe so, Saitama-san. The Heart… it's inert. The ritual is broken." She looked at the cowering priests, then at the general devastation Saitama had wrought on his way to the chamber. "The Cult of Diablos in this region… is finished."

Alexia let out a shaky laugh, a sound tinged with hysteria. "Finished? He didn't just finish them; he gave them an existential crisis and then poked their god into a coma! I… I don't know whether to be terrified or incredibly impressed."

Rose Oriana just shook her head, a small, incredulous smile playing on her lips. "I will need to rewrite several chapters on demonic entities and artifact theory. Possibly… all of them."

Shadow, however, was silent for a long moment. His mind, usually a whirlwind of intricate plots and dramatic soliloquies, was grappling with a truth so profound, so paradigm-shattering, that it threatened to unravel his very identity as the Eminence in Shadow.

'All my machinations,' he thought, a strange, hollow ache in his core, 'all my carefully crafted illusions of power, my manipulation of events, my quest to become the ultimate hidden mastermind… what is it all, in the face of this? He achieves with a bored sigh what I strive for with a lifetime of dedication. He unravels cosmic threats with a casual poke. He is not an Eminence in Shadow; he is an Eminence in… Nothingness. A void that swallows all ambition, all power, all meaning.'

Was this the ultimate truth he had been seeking? That true, absolute power was not about control, or knowledge, or hidden influence, but about… an absolute, effortless, and utterly boring, state of being? The thought was both terrifying and, in a strange, perverse way… liberating. If the ultimate power was this… mundane… then what was the point of all the theatrics?

Then, another thought, even more disturbing, pierced through his contemplation. 'If he is the embodiment of this… effortless absolute… then what am I? A pretender? A child playing at shadows while the true abyss yawns beside him, utterly unimpressed?'

For the first time since he became Shadow, a genuine flicker of doubt, of existential uncertainty, touched Cid Kagenou's soul. It was a deeply unsettling, yet undeniably thrilling, sensation. The goosebumps were still there, but they were different now – no longer just excitement or awe, but a profound, almost sacred, terror at the sheer, unadulterated absurdity of the cosmos.

"Ramen sounds good," Saitama said, breaking the heavy silence. "You guys know a good place around here? Or is this whole mountain range, like, a food desert?"

The path ahead was unclear. The Cult was shattered, but the rift remained. And the Eminence in Shadow had just encountered a truth that might force him to re-evaluate everything he thought he knew about power, purpose, and the art of being a badass in the dark. The universe had just dealt him a very strange, very bald, and very hungry, hand. And the game, he suspected, was only just beginning.

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