Peter had a strange dream last night. No, maybe it was a pretty normal dream?
He was jerking off. Underwater? It was strange. Right when he was about to cum, his head was being crushed by tight fleshy walls! Totally ruined his fucking orgasm!
When he came to his senses again, he was being held by a cute little girl who was crying and sniffling a lot. The brown-haired, brown-eyed girl was adorable, but she did have yellowed and slightly spaced out teeth. Maybe she was 10 or 11 years old? Pretty young to be having a baby either way.
"Miss Granger, although it is unusual for a First Year to give birth in Hogwarts, it isn't the first time and likely won't be the last. If something like this ever happens again, you must tell your teachers immediately. Although this child seems to be quite ordinary, there are many Magical Beasts that can take the form of humans and hide themselves."
"I won't let you take my baby!" Hermione glared at the old Wizard, "I don't care whether he's a monster or a muggle, he belongs to me!"
"I would never take a child away from his mother." Albus Dumbledore chuckled and shook his head while stroking his long, fluffy white beard, "I am merely worried that the creature which 'created' the child will reappear someday. It is my duty to protect my students and I am deeply sorry that I failed you…"
"No, umm, sorry, *Sniffle~!* It's okay Headmaster, it was my fault for hiding things for so long."
In the end, Peter was allowed to grow up with his new mommy. The school year was already about to end, so he went back home for the summer. Amazingly enough, his mother's tiny tits were able to produce milk. So he enjoyed the feeling of being literally babied.
In the dream, he acted like a normal baby for the most part. Of course he knew a lot about Harry Potter, but he wasn't really able to use that knowledge effectively in his muddled state. He did notice that magic was really easy in the dream though.
He basically didn't need a wand or any effort. Just thinking about something would often make it happen. So long as he had enough energy…
Where did he get the energy or magic? Weren't there plenty of sources everywhere?
One time Ron made the mistake of letting his pet rat play with Hermione's baby. The rat was fine, but something inside of him was missing after that. He seemed a little listless and then he eventually died from old age. He was just an ordinary rat after all. He was lucky to have lived so long in the first place.
One time, Ron's cute sister named Ginny was babysitting Peter. She had an interesting notebook that would answer various questions and talk with her sometimes. One day the baby pissed on the book, so she had to throw it away. Oh well, it was just an ordinary book. It's normal for it to be ruined by a little urine, right?
Poor Voldemort was just a casual snack whenever he showed up from time to time, in one form or another. Even the Horcrux in Harry's head was devoured when the newborn casually sucked on his scar 'innocently'.
Peter was very responsible with his powers though… He never killed anyone who didn't deserve it at least. And he never got caught either.
It was kind of like a typical harem collecting Isekai story. Except he noticed a serious problem. He had ED! The whole damn dream, he never actually fucked anyone! He would just go around collecting or stealing all the hot waifus/lolis, without actually being able to do anything with them!
Hell, it was more like a nightmare than a power fantasy, right?!
In the end, his Mommy Hermione became the new Minister of Magic in the UK. While her son was the new Principal of Hogwarts after Albus retired. Yes, retired, he was still alive and well. He casually hooked up with his old boyfriend and the two of them lived happily ever after.
Everything was actually pretty nice. Even that crazy bitch Bellatrix Lestrage ended up as a teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts. As for that one kid's parents that were tortured into insanity? They were fine.
Everyone was fine. It was just too 'easy' for the overpowered 'Protagonist' to do everything and anything he wanted. Except sex. He wasn't allowed to have sex!
Peter wanted to fuck them all! But Little Peter just wanted to make the world a happier place like a fucking loser!
"That's it! I'm out! I wanna wake up now! Fuck this shit!"
"Heheheh~!" A sinister laughter woke the horny bastard from his Chaste dreams, "Every whore has a price."
"I'm not interested in whores. Only cute, innocent virgins like me." The 30 year old man yawned and rolled over on his side, staring at that squirming tentacle monster trapped within a tiny purple cage. The Lust Ball cackled madly for a while, but then started crying and switched to screeching, eventually it buzzed and vibrated until it 'turned off'. Just sitting there on the pillow, like an ordinary violet anal bead the size of a fist.