Speaking of Xiao Wu, my assessment is – Xiao Wu? Just a Tang San accessory. In the end, she followed Tang San to become a god, truly becoming his scabbard.
An accessory is like, a jade pendant, a sachet, a hairpin… In short, Xiao Wu is a tool. She only has two uses: one is Tang San's bragging switch, and the other is sacrificing his wife for boundless power.
If Xiao Wu were just a pure support, I wouldn't say anything. But she's a combat unit, and as a combat unit, she can't get hurt at all. Otherwise, Tang San will become a lunatic and deliberately cripple his opponents.
I mean, only you guys can hurt others, but others can't hurt you? If you're so delicate, go home and hide under the covers!
Therefore, Tang the Buddha's bragging switch!
Oops, I've gone off-topic, complaining about Tang the Buddha. Let's get back to complaining about Xiao Wu… scratch that, let's continue writing about Xiao Wu.
Hu Liena's expression was a bit awkward at the moment.
"What?"
"Accessory? What kind of evaluation is that?"
This little rabbit is a perfectly fine person, or at least a Soul Beast. How could she be a… And it's true, she's become an accessory!
A scabbard.
"Show-off switch?"
Hu Liena chuckled inwardly. Why didn't I know about something this interesting sooner? When they went to Shrek Academy, she absolutely had to experience it!
Hu Liena extended a jade foot, gently nudging Ye Lingling and Dugu Yan across from her. Of course, they couldn't forget their good sisters when there was a juicy story to be told!
Ye Lingling and Dugu Yan opened their eyes in a daze, their expressions confused as they looked at Hu Liena. Suddenly seeing the diary's contents, the two women felt even more bewildered.
"Accessory?"
"Show-off switch?"
Xiao Wu shouldn't be like this. Isn't she with Tang San? Isn't she Tang San's girlfriend?
How could this be?
Even if Xiao Wu wasn't with Tang San, it still wouldn't make sense for her to end up as an accessory!
Shrek Academy.
Xiao Wu was so mortified.
Good heavens!
"Su Chen, are you serious this time?"
"The others, you've called them scum, trash, love-struck, ingrates, and Blind Douluo. I can accept these evaluations, but why did you give me 'accessory'?"
"Show-off switch?"
"Are you saying that I'm neither human nor a Soul Beast? Am I just... a thing?"
Xiao Wu turned to Zhu Zhuqing and asked, "Sisters, do you think I'm a thing?"
Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong also looked at Xiao Wu with embarrassment, muttering:
"No matter if you're considered a human or a Soul Beast, you're still not a good thing... ugh!"
"Xiao Wu, we can't answer your question."
At the same time.
The other women who had diary copies also put down what they were doing and began to focus on the drama.
An accessory! A show-off switch!
Isn't this much fresher than a love-struck Tool? Su Chen, hurry up and update!
We've finally found the fun in the diary copy again today. Just let us see how this Xiao Wu became an accessory?
Here.
Su Chen thought for a moment in his mind, then continued to complain: My previous assessment was still too one-sided. Xiao Wu has too many flaws. Xiao Wu is not just Tang San's accessory or tool, but also a love-struck, stupid rabbit, and a disgrace to Soul Beasts…
Now, let's begin the main text: My name is Xiao Wu, the Wu of dancing.
Xiao Wu is a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft Bone Rabbit. Similarly, her mother was also a Soft Bone Rabbit. When her mother was 50,000 years old, she married her father. At that time, her father was a 100,000-year Soul Beast, a proud rabbit. Because Xiao Wu was their fifth child, she was named Xiao Wu (Little Five), and later became Xiao Wu.
When Xiao Wu was young and had just transformed into a human, her mother was hunted down by Bibi Dong and her people, and now she's hanging on Bibi Dong's body.
This is Xiao Wu's background. If she were a normal person, wouldn't she then strive to cultivate, seek revenge on Bibi Dong, and destroy the Spirit Hall to avenge her mother?
Xiao Wu didn't! Not only did she not work hard to cultivate, not only did she not remember her mother's hatred, but she was also with Tang San, being all lovey-dovey and having a relationship?
Fine! Let's assume her mother told her to live well and not seek revenge. But, Soul Beasts cultivate into humans to become gods, right?
What is Xiao Wu doing? All day it's "Third Brother" this and "Third Brother" that. Does she ever put in any effort to cultivate? Her diligence lags far behind everyone else's. When she should be cultivating, all she thinks about is "Third Brother."
Even more outrageous, a Soul Contra could have recognized her, yet she still followed the Shrek Academy team into Heaven Dou Royal Academy. If she hadn't had the Celestial Item, she would have been finished right then and there.
Later, her audacity grew even further, daring to participate in the Continent Soul Master Competition at the Spirit Hall. Little Rabbit, oh little rabbit, you are truly brave. You dared to go to the Spirit Hall, where Title Douluos are everywhere. What is there that you wouldn't dare do?
In short, anything you find absurd, Xiao Wu can do it. Her life motto is—unreliable.
In the carriage.
Hu Liena and the other two's faces turned awkward. Even Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong, the two blind Douluo, hadn't been criticized by Su Chen like this.
It was clear just how outrageous this rabbit was!
Shrek Academy.
Xiao Wu was completely stunned.
What the hell?
My god!
"Su Chen, just what's your background? You even dug up information about my dad! You even know I'm the fifth child in the family, which led to the name Xiao Wu."
The key thing is...
Not only am I a Tool Accessory, but I also have to be a Love-struck idiot, the shame of Soul Beasts, and a waste?! Am I really as amazing as you say?
Waaaah!
Xiao Wu was furious, pouting so hard she almost burst into tears.
Ning Rongrong spoke to comfort her, "It's okay, Xiao Wu. Just bear with it. You have so many stories; maybe the second reward will be yours too?"
Xiao Wu: "Thanks a lot!"
Zhu Zhuqing's expression was complicated. Although Su Chen hadn't elaborated, she knew it all made sense!
From the moment she met Xiao Wu, she knew something was off about this Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft Bone Rabbit. At first, she thought it was a disguise, but then she realized Xiao Wu was genuinely foolish.
Hundred thousand years.
How did you even get a hundred thousand years of cultivation with that brain? What did you even do for a hundred thousand years?
[That year, a hundred-thousand-year cultivation + six-year-old Xiao Wu, met twenty-nine-year-old + six-year-old Tang San, and they spent six years together at Notting Academy, thus beginning Xiao Wu's absurd life.]
[Before meeting Tang San, I didn't know what she was like. In short, after meeting Tang San, she completely lost her mind. She was also incredibly lazy. Despite being a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast who had taken human form with innate full soul power, she only reached level twenty-nine in six years?]
[Here, Yu Xiaogang should scold her. 'There are no useless Martial Souls, only useless Soul Masters. You are that useless Soul Master.']
[Tang San also improved so much in six years, but you have to look at what Tang San did in those six years. He made money by forging iron, researched hidden weapons, and studied Martial Soul knowledge. Tell me, is Xiao Wu a waste or not?]
[Besides training, Xiao Wu is a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast who has taken human form. In those hundred thousand years, she didn't have much Soul Beast knowledge, no family background, no treasures, and even no brains!]
"Waaah!"
"Waaah…"
Shrek Academy.
Xiao Wu finally couldn't hold back anymore. She lay on the bed and wailed, crying her heart out!
"Xiao Wu?"
"You..."
Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong were somewhat at a loss.
"Waaah... Zhuqing... Rongrong, I'm useless, I really am useless, I'm even more useless than Yu Xiaogang... Waaah!"
Xiao Wu was crying very sadly.
There was no reason for her to refute what Su Chen had written, because it was all she had done in the past six years. She really was playful and useless!
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