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Chapter 7 - Andrew VI

Watching this guy dance gets sillier, and the more ridiculous it gets, the happier I am. Without dumb people in the world, it would be so dull. Look at him do a messed-up jumping jack. No one could do a messed-up jumping jack. I could do ten times better than this fool could. Oh no, he's speaking some gibberish like a fool he is! People like him make the universe a worse place than it ought to be. Andrew starts to let out a small giggle, slipping out of his mouth.

The fool speaks a language that Andrew isn't used too " ברכי אותי בעוד כסף וקבלי את הצעתי עכשיו, לאחר שביצעתי את הריקוד הנפלא הזה. בבקשה, אל המזל, שמעי אותי. אני מוותר על חיי ועל הצעתי כדי להשיג עוד כסף ולהיות טוב יותר ב"  Andrew starts full on laughing at this guy , but makes sure to be far enough so the fool doesn't hear him. I will be the first to say that, at first, watching filled me with disgust and hate for him. But now seeing his dance mixed with this foolish language, it is quite the joy. I will have to join churches so that I can get a good laugh in. Just knowing that this isn't going to work for him makes it even more funnier for me! I'll keep watching him for a few more minutes just to get a good laugh, then I'll figure out my situation. Andrew, giggling and laughing at him, notices a small detail on the man. The fool begins to glow with a faint golden aura. Then, suddenly, out of thin air, a woman appears in front of him. Oh my God! Andrew grasps out. I can barely see her. Is this some kind of trick? Maybe this fool heard me laughing at him, so he made a fake goddess. But if the Goddess was fake, then why is my heart racing so fast? I can barely concentrate on what is happening. Come on, C-14, pull it together! Andrew grabbed his chest as he sneaked closer to the fool in an attempt to get a better look at this Goddess. I can't see her clearly, but I can hear what she's saying. It is the most soothing voice I've ever heard. 

The Goddess spoke words which Andrew couldn't understand. " "משהו לא בסדר! באתי לברך אותך במזל גדול. שיבחת אותי מספיק, אני אגמול לך במטבעות האלוהיים האלה. קח אותם ותבורך, אבל אם תברך את השוטה שלך שעומד בצד ולועג לך, ​​אברך אותך עוד יותר. אני... אני גדול ממנו ללא שם. אני אתיה. קרא את השם הזה, אני אברך אותך. נוצרת מחדש, עכשיו לך קדימה, הבא לי את השוטה." The fool holds his hands to recvie thirty platinum coins. Andrew wacthining his offering disappear as he is given his reward. Is she going to dispear now ? I have to stop this fool and obtain how he did all of this. Andrew watches the fool lost his faint glow of golden aura and the blurry Goddes disappear. Alright , I'll fake me walking out of the cansio and then talk to this guy. Andrew walks into the casino , then turns right back around out through the door. Andrew see the fool and starts walking up to him. Andrew speaks out to him " Hey , sir could you show me what trick you just did please." The fool eyes lock onto Andrew and he opens his mouth " That was no trick , but the faith in my Goddess Etia showing up to me after I performed a ritual. She has bless me with these divine coins. I am so luckly that she even answer me. Here take one , for she bless me so I shall bless you." The fool hands Andrew a coin. This looks like a regular platinum coin to me. I would never had believed him if I didn't see Etia with my own eyes. No harm in taking it. " Thank you , my good sir. Before you go would it be possible to show me what you just did so I too can join in your religion." Andrew resopend with a smile. The fool with a big smile let out a laugh and began to speak " Sure ! I am glad you ask me. Well , first thing first congalionts on join our religion. Don't worry the rules aren't that strict , and Etia is not a jealuy Goddess. She won't be mad if you sing praise to other Gods. I personily have a few Gods I worship that bless me all the time…" Andrew nodded his head and smile letting him keep talking. " So first you need to offer her something. Don't worry I offer her cheap stuff all the time because I am down on my luck. She has never has me down , so have the others. I am telling you man these God's are awesome ! Alright now that you got the run down you ready for the ritual and things you need to say" Andrew nods his head and smile. " Good Good Good , stay with me now! So , first thing you do is take your item and then place it in font of you. After that you need to start dancing while spinning in a circle and chanting praise Eria. If you don't know God language that okay , common will work too. After that you have to start swing your arms. You must dance so hard that you feel that you might pass out. Final you must believe that she is a real Goddess. The Omi-God doesn't exist because he is living and is among us. That's all you have to do and she will come." The fool finishes talking with a glow in his eyes. I know this look ; This is the look I once had when I was a gambling degenerate. Luckly I have control now , furthermore this bum has shown me a useful trick. Andrew replies to him " Thank you so much for your time , have a great time there and make sure you win big !" The fool replies " No problem boss!" His voice booms as he pats Andrew on the shoulder. He walks away back into the casino as Andrew watches him disappearing in the crowd. Ugh I can't believe his dirty hands got on me. He was lucky that he showed me something useful or else. I can't think that I might be the fool in this situation , believing in a divine being that actually wants to help me might be too good to be true. Well, no reason to dwell on it any longer time to see if the divine truly exists or not. I am down on my knees praying to this false , with no hope in my heart. I say with my lips as the words force themselves out " Oh Goddess Etia Please hear my prayer of hope to be blessed by you with a great fortune." Those words were so hard to come out ! Oh shit , I forgot to place my offering to her. Let me take of my shirt and shoes and place it right in font of me in the sidewalk. Now , time to dance like a fool in the heat ! I feel so weird doing this movement moving side to side spinning around like that fool. This better be worth it , because I look like such an idiot. " Oh Eria please hear me , please bless me , please grant me your blessing that will change my life please Eria I beg of you." That should do it with a couple more spins , I will now break out the jumping jacks that fool was doing. This is causing me to break a sweat let me stop for a second I am sure she won't mine. Doing all this dancing to see an actual goddess is strange to me. I know she is real , but will she apper- . Holy mother of Andrewois it's a real God. I feel something wet that just fell onto my arm , is it the sweat form the dancing ? Touching my face I can see that I have real tears not fake ones. She is so beautiful that I can't take my eyes off her. With her golden hair and pale skin all coming to together in her light gentile smile that she has for me. Her blue eyes staring at me with such care I can't help feel the warmth of a mother I never had. She wears such silky clothes that have the most beautiful colors ever. The purple mixed with red , with gold lased around her slime waste. She starting to speak to me , yet I don't understand what she is saying. Her lanugane is foreign to me , but each word she utter I get more and more teary eye. My hands instantly holds themselves out like a dog waiting for a master to give it's treat. I see the platinum coins form out of thin air into my hand coming from nothing. I think I am in love with this Goddess. The fool isn't a fool , but I am a fool in his stead. 

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