Honestly. Even Author had no idea how we got to this point.
Things were going out of control.
And by "Things" of course, we currently mean a certain geriatric named Nicklaus Claus…
In keeping with his ejaculatory cry, Nicklaus had truly let loose, the former top Santa Claus (self-claimed) 'winding back the clock', even as he unwound in every other way…
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"Auuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With a wizened wheeze, Nicklaus heaves
-himself up, spilling his cup,
Alongside his dinner tray, which flies away...!!!!!!!!!!
Nursing home lady gasps as she stumbles back, her hands and scissors flailing…!
With this sudden lapse, things have gone off-track, what's with this power scaling!?
The beard harvest should have been smooth sailing - as should have been Nicklaus' chin
But clearly now, there was no availing - of the fact that something's gotten into him!?