Finding himself wrapped uncomfortably in Jamie's arms in a completely unwanted hug, Ari held still for a full two seconds before he began sharply elbowing him in the side.
"Get off of me."
"No."
"I said, get off."
"Never."
"I will pour an entire freezer of ice down your shirt while you sleep if you don't let me go."
"…I'm not afraid of you."
Despite flinching at the threat, Jamie continued to hug Ari tightly, almost squeezing the air out of him.
Ari gave him another 2 seconds to reconsider his actions before bringing out his final threats.
"And burn your cowboy hats. Starting with your favorite white one."
Gasp!
Jamie immediately leaped away, looking comically shocked, as he gripped the white cowboy hat on his head.
"You wouldn't dare!"
Fixing his crumpled clothing, Ari sighed before asking the most important question, "Don't tempt me. Anyway, what are you doing here?"
