Next morning
I'm barely done brushing my teeth when Jiang Yu proudly marches into the room, holding out my necklace like he just invented Wi-Fi.
"Here. Your necklace is now upgraded," he announces with a smug tilt of his chin.
I squint at it suspiciously. "What kind of alien sorcery did you do to it?"
He beams. "It can now store up to 10 terabytes of data and detect any spy bugs nearby."
I pause. "...Seriously?"
"Seriously! If there's a listening device, it'll give you a small shock—just one. If there's a visual spy device, it'll give you two shocks."
I blink. "Wait—shock?? Like electricity?? You want my necklace to zap me like a cattle prod?!"
"It's gentle!" he says quickly. "Just like—zzzt!—tiny!"
I glare. "Did you test it on yourself?"
"...I tested it on the blender."
I just stare at him. "The blender doesn't have nerves, Jiang."
