Valonga Province, East Africa,
"Hey, Maurice, look quickly, there's a snake on the tree ahead." An East African soldier shouted.
"Boer, you got bitten! There's no saving you! Just drag him off and bury him."
"Maurice, you bastard, that's not how you joke around. I'm just stating a fact." Boer cursed angrily at his comrade.
"Alright, stop arguing. Where's the snake?" The squad leader asked.
"Squad leader, look below the fork of the tree to the left. My eyesight is top-notch; I spotted the green guy hiding under the leaves at a glance."
Following the direction Boer indicated, the squad leader saw the snake's form. He attached the bayonet to the gun, then lightly flicked the butt of the gun, causing a green African tree snake to fall to the ground. The startled tree snake quickly disappeared from sight.
"Good thing it's not a mamba, otherwise it would have been more troublesome to deal with." The squad leader said.
